Money Flies Away Like Birds

buy make-believe goods from internet strangers

Sure, you could deal with a local merchant. The problem is that he has to pay rent for his shop, and he has to purchase and stock the things to be sold. That overhead means he is going to be more expensive.

On the other hand, an internet stranger can avoid all these costs.

• No store front means no rent.
• No purchase of goods means lower supply costs.
• And no stocking means no need to have money tied up in inventory.

E-Bike Vendors are Ready to Ride Off with Your Money

saving money with more efficient business model

There are several vendors of of e-bikes with 500W motors and 35 mile ranges. Many of them deliver real merchandise of good quality. That costs money and their prices usually reflect it.

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Microsoft. Yes, Microsoft. You know them from the great Windows-7 debacle. You trust them to install and run spyware on your computer. You loved their Windows-10 auto-upgrade plan, though some people were a little concerned about the huge volume of data downloaded.

MicroSoft have brought Bing to the web. And now Microsoft are offering to assist in optimizing your web page. Remember, your web page is great, so if you are not getting the traffic you want then it is obviously someone else's fault. Well, we will not waste time pointing fingers. Instead, we will waste money by sending it to smelly little scammers, located in remote foreign lands, who happily send pink e-mails promoting SEO wizardry. In keeping with the Microsoft traditions of quality, many of the words are spelled correctly.

Get in touch with the SEO experts. They will furnish all the information you need to send money abroad. If you are feeling really bold, you could even allow these people to touch your web site. If you do that and people find out, then you will be considered mentally "special". This may affect future employment prospects.

All transactions are backed by the Microsoft Assurance:

• If you ever receive any of your money back,
• you may send it to Redmond,
• and it will be accepted.

Things to Consider when Buying Drugs On-Line

send money and see what you get

When you shop local, there is a good risk that the cops are watching. There is no need to take that chance. Now, you can order the material of your choice to be delivered directly to your home. There is every reason to order home delivery, and the prices cannot be matched by brick-and-mortar (or back-alley-lurking) vendors.

It is so simple: Send real money to on-line stranger. Wait and see if you receive anything in return. Did you use a credit card? Time to cancel it! If anything arrives, put some in your mouth. It might be mostly harmless, you never know. It probably will not cause your penis to shrivel and fall off.

I Eat Paste and Send Money to Strangers

Some people say that I am not very smart. Hah, hah, they are wrong. They are like Gollum and Tayyip Erdogan and I laugh from my home at their feeble insults. Also at their poor taste. Paste is delicious.

It is not as though it would be stupid to send real money to some distant stranger who says he has piles of convincing looking make-believe money. A person offering fake money is unlikely to be dishonest about it, I am sure he will send me some.

Guess I told you, and your parents, too! You might as well just send me your money now.

Hurray for BRG Research Services

not to be confused with others having similar names

If you are fairly clueless, then you may be pleased to confirm that BRG Research Services can do some research so you sound fully supplied with the clues you need in today's fast-moving marketing world. We have two maildrops brglegalresearch@brgrs.com brgresearch@us.confirmit.com so there is no waiting! Numbers are pulled directly from our asses so you know they are nice and fresh.

I Would Buy Drugs from Internet Stranger

I think paste is delicious and will eat some while I wait for my drugs to arrive. When they arrive I will put some in my mouth. I am not stupid, and I am not scared. I am very attractive to members of the appropriate sex. I share these very good drugs. I had a video camera on my computer but some clever hacker turned it on while I was viewing some interesting videos. Fortunately he went away after I sent him some bit coins.

and put them in my mouth

Professional Escrow Cleaning Services

send money abroad and hope for the best

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Our expert service providers are located abroad in order to minimize the costs and overhead. That means you get the best prices in the industry. And our escrow cleaning service is so simple to use, you will wonder why you did not do it sooner:

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This may also provide a great opportunity to move abroad, change your name, and find a new occupation. Remember, there is no profit in it for the escrow cleaners until you elect to participate. That means you should get moving as soon as possible. All but the last step may be undertaken from the comfort of your home or office desk.

Save Time and Effort

send real money

Send money to someone -- contact@worldonealliance.com -- you never met. Your best information about them is that they are set up to receive money, and they profess expertise in misleading people and machines. Certainly, then, you should be ready to send money. It makes sense to deal with people who proclaim their dishonesty.

At one time, you might have dealt with local merchants. For many things, you would enter brick-and-mortar shops. They had to be reliable because they needed repeat business. Even those dodgy-looking guys standing near the vacant lot wanted repeat custom, so they had to deliver something reasonable. The modern internet eliminates the inconvenient need for repeat customers because there are so many potential one-time buyers. That is how Roca Labs got by. Even if you were dissatisfied, there would be many others on the planet who will be unfamiliar with the vendor.

Are You Stupid

Sendgrid / Twilio Can Help With Surplus Money

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The Early Rush 2023 Bitcoin Wallet Challenge

with late addition wallet

Yes, it is that time of year. Beat the summer with the Bitcoin Wallet Challenge! Remember, when summer is here, this challenge round is gone.

As is customary in these, we have added a "late" wallet. An entry for this one does not count against your limit of three regular wallet reports. However, if you send more than one entry for this one, it does disqualify all your entries.

To experienced contestants like recent winner s.jackson@probizb2b.com the rules will seem oddly familiar. To enter, you pick one or two of the eligible bitcoin wallets offered (possibly the new one just added) during this contest cycle:

1. bitcoin wallet 1DxrzqzwqDBw1jcHUZv1Qb9eFFfYzdiXCY
2. bitcoin wallet 1KRBGGiiVLq5zNkBtp5LYnKWtD3tSKdMSJ
3. bitcoin wallet 1EPeB1Ea1v1XAg7L2yFFuhifFsX1sswDKG
4. bitcoin wallet 1P9V9BQ83wdEXGm3KmGxXMAdCVeXSd5W3Z
5. bitcoin wallet 145SmyE7DBEQExsnXZobojbQqr5UdgbCHh
6. bitcoin wallet bc1q6x4kev9pefay37uctaq9ggqmxrg7a6txn2tanf
7. bitcoin wallet 1JtF1FnvUukKpSJp396yja7HxhyDGkD1VE
8. bitcoin wallet 17jHsGecV53ro2LGzo53s5trTH6Qf3gksS
9. bitcoin wallet 12ZLU11k4T1MCk8Kc5uxweTqTSamPiK5fD
10. bitcoin wallet 1dEfpd1sjZTCkjhb9DD5gnzMiiQYoXZhE
11. bitcoin wallet 15e79M3E5ATMeGorCz6EVZtv6wK6o2g7r7
12. bitcoin wallet 1GwaVJAdZHQEJFdD1tpDw4KvYas1XAJyic
13. bitcoin wallet 1JnAnpgEvvcHYDQ9bfLKPHUG5frTyamMqw
14. bitcoin wallet 1Jv4gYRkCiDQqBQvdmDW9c2Dqwg1pYfn6y
15. bitcoin wallet 3K14XypacMFi5nrH4mdaNyRGZdk1MNBCUA

To enter, you

1. open the wallet
2. write down the balance
3. report wallet & balance to one judge

To avoid misunderstandings, however, we would request that you report balances for different wallets to different judges. Reporting two different balances to the same judge sometimes causes confusion. And, of course, entering more than three balances in any Bitcoin Challenge cycle, no matter how done, disqualifies all of your entries.

If you are the first person to report the balance in one of these wallets, you win the prize, which is the balance in that wallet.

The standard rules and regulations apply:

• Contest ends May 31, 2023 at 1300 (1.00 p.m.) Pacific Daylight Time.
• Not responsible for lost, delayed, or misdirected entries.
• You must use the full 30+ character bitcoin wallet ID in reporting.
• Judges' mailer date stamps are presumed correct.
• All judges' award decisions are final.
• If multiple reports are made for the same wallet, the first qualified correct entry received will be the winner.
• If, for any wallet, no one reports the correct balance, then no prize will be awarded for that wallet.
• Any prizes not awarded will be carried forward to the next contest cycle.

We have information that a professional hacker who has managed to successfully hack operating systems and spy on all your devices may be in the competition. Even the ability to do Trojan Viruses and monitor web browsing habits, no matter how fictional, does not assure victory in this challenge. You can send money and it may be used as seed in the next Bitcoin Wallet Challenge.

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Money Flies Away Like Birds

buy make-believe goods from internet strangers

Sure, you could deal with a local merchant. The problem is that he has to pay rent for his shop, and he has to purchase and stock the things to be sold. That overhead means he is going to be more expensive.

On the other hand, an internet stranger can avoid all these costs.

• No store front means no rent.
• No purchase of goods means lower supply costs.
• And no stocking means no need to have money tied up in inventory.

I Eat Paste and Send Money to Strangers

Some people say that I am not very smart. Hah, hah, they are [myhunbun@embarq.net] wrong. They are like Gollum and Tayyip Erdogan, and I laugh at their feeble nukwanevo7@hotmail.com insults. Also at their poor taste. Paste is delicious.

It is not as though it would be stupid to send real money to some distant stranger who says he has make-believe money or drugs. I am sure he has some, and they are of good quality, and I will enjoy whichever of them that I choose to order, and probably they will not make my penis shrivel and fall off.

Guess I told you, and your boring parents, too! You might as well just send me your money now.

Escrow Cleaning Services

send money abroad and hope for the best

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If you are not careful, it can just sneak up on you. Your escrow account gets full of filthy lucre, and there is no obvious method of cleaning it out. You need some experts like danielm@metricsinvestmentllc.com and michaelw@metricsinvestmentllc.com who know how to handle these things.

Our expert service providers are located abroad in order to minimize the costs and overhead. That means you get the best prices in the industry. And our escrow cleaning service is so simple to use, you will wonder why you did not do it sooner:

1. agree to undertake easy job
2. receive realistic payment
3. admire its realistic quality
4. deposit payment in escrow account
5. wire bulk of payment overseas
6. negotiate repayment plan with bank

This may also provide a great opportunity to move abroad, change your name, and find a new occupation. Remember, there is no profit in it for the escrow cleaners until you elect to participate. That means you should get moving as soon as possible. All but the last step may be undertaken from the comfort of your home or office desk.