Date Posted:18:47:43 03/24/01 Sat Author:Charles Nemo Subject: SCHOOL SHOOTINGS SO FAR ARE JUST TRIVIAL SHIT!
School shootings so far are just trivial shit -- mere child's play! Wait 'til some angry young dude gets ahold of his dad's fully automatic weapon (such as an Uzi submachine gun or a MAC-10 or MAC-11 machine pistol) and a bunch of 50-round clips, or steals the key to his dad's explosives locker (if the ol' man happens to be a contractor).
Even more spectacular would be some goodlooking black-on-black riot grrrl doing the same thing! She'd be an instant media star around the world!
Either way, you'd REALLY see the shit hit the fan!!!
Some religious schools in the mix would be fun. Some conservative catholic girls going all medieval with submachine guns -- now that's entertainment!
"I wish I could do Columbine all over again."
~Jason Hoffman, 18-year-old El Cajon, CA school shooter (3/21/01)
