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Subject: Thees...ees odd... Author: Shin-chan [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 00:09:46 07/25/02 Thu Teotw! Teotw! Teotw! TEOTW! TEOTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And TFHOTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And TKNPAVHAESBT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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[> Subject: Re: Thees...ees odd... Author: Brenna [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 01:13:28 07/25/02 Thu *cough* Riiiighhhtttt *Norinn, who came in shedding the ropes, begins to type* Has Xanthia snapped? *Brenna, staring at Shinimegami's message, takes the keyboard from Norinn* Yes....yes, she has. *Norinn takes back the keyboard* Always knew Darkwraith would crack...right after she scratched me in Freeport...she made you do the suicide attempt to bring me back to the dead, taking the cleric away from me- *Brenna slaps Norinn, stealing the keyboard* It was NOT a suicide attempt, excuse me! And what's up with the CLERIC!!!!! *Brenna grabs a wooden mallet and brings it down on Norinn's head, causing a large lump to form*

[> [> Subject: Re: Thees...ees odd... Author: Shinimegami-sama/Xanthia Felinar/the Darkwrath [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 04:10:21 07/25/02 Thu Darkwrath! DarkWRATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now. Where were we? Norinn, you deserved the scratches, and the mallet, and the lump. You were drunk!!! Your fault for bothering me!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! And I didn't make Brenna do it! She asked! And I warned her! Ain't mallets lovely? Though large spiky maces work just as well... TEOTW, TFHOTF, and TKNPAVHAESBT do actually mean something... BWAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Leave you in suspense!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I've a few to add: MSMAD, BGITSIO, and GM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll leave you to think about that.... MAYBE I'll tell you what they mean someday.... Don't count on it!!!!!!! And I seem to be reusing the name Xanthia a lot...Wait 'till you see the next story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[> [> [> Subject: Re: Thees...ees odd... Author: Brenna [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 05:19:31 07/25/02 Thu Oo! Oo! I know what GM means!!!!! Ahem "game master" *Norinn walks in, taking the keyboard from Brenna* Darkwraith, Darkwrath...same thing. And I wasn't THAT drunk! *Brenna, looking like a steamed tomato, grabs the keyboard from Norinn* You weren't THAT drunk!?!?! You said you were wandering around and thought the bartender was a straw pratice dummy from the training yard over at the Temple of Marr!!! (For more info, go to www.eqatlas.com, hit The Atlas, go to Antonica, and click North Freeport under "Cities") *Norinn, shaking, takes the keyboard from the still steaming Brenna* Err...he he he...Yes, I know YOU didn't make her go into the "Realm of Shinimegami"...but there was the cleric and- *Brenna, her hair looking more like a wildfire every second, takes the keyboard* WHAT IS UP WITH THE CLERIC!!!! I AM STANDING HERE YOU KNOW!!! *With that, Brenna that's out her giant hammer, bringing it down even harder on Norinns head, making a lump larger than his head.* *Norinn takes the keyboard* Ow...bleeding...ow *Brenna, looking innocent, takes the keyboard from norinn* Oh, poor Norinn! Let me HELP YOU WITH THAT!!!!! *Brenna drags out a bucket of burning hot water and dumps it on his head, causing blisters* *Norinn takes the keyboard* Ow...

[> [> [> [> Subject: Re: Thees...ees odd... Author: Shinimegami [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 06:01:17 07/25/02 Thu Nope, GM is not game master. Keep guessing! It's hilarious, if you know the context! Ahem. Darkwraith and Darkwrath are very different. As in, a wraith is just a misty ghosty thing. BUT if you call Shinimegami-sama a wraith, her wrath will descend upon you. And it will not be pretty. Got it? I don't like you Norinn, I'm just waiting for an excuse to kill you. And maybe I won't wait for an excuse. Nothing personal. And I've got nothing against Brenna. And yes, Norinn, you were THAT drunk. Honestly, those pickup lines were pathetic. And I'm a Vah Shir, a Felinar, whatever! NO SUCH EXTREME CROSSBREEDING!!!!!!!!!!!!! Been taking lessons from Akane, eh Brenna? Nice mallet-sama, good mallet-sama.

[> [> [> Subject: Re: Thees...ees odd... Author: Aoife [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 16:00:27 07/26/02 Fri Oh! MSMAD is Maybe Snails Might Attack Dogs

[> Subject: Re: Thees...ees odd... Author: Brenna [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 15:30:17 07/25/02 Thu Hey! You can't kill Norinn...I dueled my butt of for his soul...was harder than The Best of the Best tournament. You can grab a mallet and whack him on the head. *At that moment Norinn walks into the room, a smile spreading upon his face. Brenna, protecting her keyboard, glares at him as if to say, 'You take one more step, you are gnoll meat.' Norinn brings out another keyboard from behind his back, plugs it into the computer, and begins to type* Hey, you know I didn't exactly learn to read and write when I was the age you learned! I only learned it...2 years ago...Darkwraith and DarkWRATH look the same! And I don't care if you kill me...not only is there that cleric down there, but Brenna will come save me again. *Brenna begins to type furiously* WHAT'S UP WITH THAT STUPID CLERIC!!!!! I AM STANDING HERE, WATCHING YOU TYPE THAT!!!!!! AND I WILL NOT COME SAVE YOU!!!!! YOU'LL BE ON YOUR OWN, YOU HALF-RAT DISEASED GNOME!!!!! OH, WAIT, I FORGOT ABOUT THAT STUPID CLERIC OF YOURS!!!!! *At that moment, Chenair comes in with ice water and trips, sending the water on top of Brenna. Brennan now turns to the computer and types* Well, that stinked. *Norinn, laughing at Brennan, types* Too bad, man. I think Brenna wants outta your head now. *Brennan types* Yes, good idea. She's filling my head with screams *Brennan grabs his pipe, plays a quick tune, turning back into Brenna* YOU WILL PAY NORINN SHADOWDAGGER!!! I will send you into the pit of Kithicor Forest, at 10pm. I'll let Xanthia into the forest, too, while your screaming in pain as the dark elves try to kill you (Not you Shina) Note: If you want me to clarify anything, such as places, or concepts, email me

[> [> Subject: Re: Thees...ees odd... Author: Aoife [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 15:38:10 07/25/02 Thu Oh, oh! TEOTW is The Eye of The World?

[> [> Subject: Re: Thees...ees odd... Author: Shinimegami [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 19:45:45 07/25/02 Thu OI! Doesn't Norinn die and stay dead? And Norinn, put it this way. My other name is Shinimegami. Hmm. You die, you stay dead if I say so. So there! Heheheh. Norinn stewpod. He only just learned to read and write. BWEHEHEHEHEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nope. *grins evilly while pulling out mallet-sama* Teotw is not The Eye of the World. *bonks Brenna once* Think again. *Pulls out even bigger mallet-sama and now armed with two VERY large mallets, charges Norinn.* BWEHEHEHEHEHEH!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Norinn runs away in fear* Help! Brenna!!!!!! *Norinn gains several large bumps on his head and other portions of his body. Xanthia puts away both mallets and dusts hands off in satisfaction.* There. Oh, and I'll gladly take up the offer about Kithicor Forest... See you there, Norinn Shadowdagger!!!! (Also known as Norinn Soontobedeadmeat)

[> [> [> Subject: Re: Thees...ees odd... Author: Brenna [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 20:17:37 07/25/02 Thu Lol, I don't know! All I know are EQ terms, you know...AFK, GM, SoW, SlN, crack (not like smoking crack, It's called clarity and it helps you regain mana...I LOVE CLARITY!!!! *drools all over the keyboard*) And you deserved being whacked in the head, Norinn. *Norinn, who had been reading a book, looks up and starts typing* Not my fault! Thieves don't need to know how to read and write anyway. And i can read very long books on Norrath's history now, SHINIMEGAMI. *Brenna picks up the book Norinn had been reading and bursts out laughing and typing* You call "Pet the Kitty" a book about Norrath's history? *Norinn blushing profusely, types* Well, I-I- errr...couldn't remember what it was about *Brenna, still laughing, types* No, norinn doesn't die and stay dead...although he shouldv'e. Okay, Norinn, to Kithicor Forest! By the time we reach there, it should be dark...Hope you have fun running from all the dark elves, undead, and Xanthia