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Date Posted: 17:38:15 08/31/02 Sat
Author: Phae
Subject: Got this in my e-mail at work:)

Some comments made by sports commentators that I'm sure they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

*I'll bet this is exactly what he MEANT!;)*

2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: "The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one in back."

4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

5. Ringside Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing - but none of them were really that serious."

6. Baseball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

*Must have been Yogi Berra*

7. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the cox of the Oxford crew."

9. Metro Radio, College Football: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

10. US Open TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said?"

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[> LMAO!!!!!!!!! -- Rachel, 17:43:23 08/31/02 Sat [1]

Oh my goodness, that's hilarious! Thanks Phae!!!!


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[> Tater People -- Lijdrec, 19:36:48 08/31/02 Sat [1]

My aunt in Kansas City likes to send my funnies via Email also, got this one today......



TATER PEOPLE


Some people never seem motivated to participate, but are just content to watch while others do the work. They are called "Speck Taters".


Some people never do anything to help, but are gifted at finding fault with the way others do the work. They are called "Comment Taters".


Some people are very bossy and like to tell others what to do, but don't want to soil their own hands. They are called "Dick Taters".


Some people are always looking to cause problems by asking others to agree with them. It is too hot or too cold, too sour or too sweet. They are called "Agie Taters".


There are those who say they will help, but somehow just never get around to actually doing the promised help. They are called "Hezzie Taters".


Some people can put up a front and pretend to be someone they are not. They are called "Emma Taters".



Then there are those who love others and do what they say they will. They are always prepared to stop whatever they are doing and lend a helping hand. They bring real sunshine into the lives of others. They are called "Sweet Taters".


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[> [> LOL. Loved it Lijdrec -- Sweet Tater, 20:12:09 08/31/02 Sat [1]

hehehehe ;-)


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