VoyForums
[ Show ]
Support VoyForums
[ Shrink ]
VoyForums Announcement: Programming and providing support for this service has been a labor of love since 1997. We are one of the few services online who values our users' privacy, and have never sold your information. We have even fought hard to defend your privacy in legal cases; however, we've done it with almost no financial support -- paying out of pocket to continue providing the service. Due to the issues imposed on us by advertisers, we also stopped hosting most ads on the forums many years ago. We hope you appreciate our efforts.

Show your support by donating any amount. (Note: We are still technically a for-profit company, so your contribution is not tax-deductible.) PayPal Acct: Feedback:

Donate to VoyForums (PayPal):

[ Login ] [ Contact Forum Admin ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Search | Check update time | Archives: 1, 2, [3], 4 ]

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Date Posted: 12:05:25 08/02/02 Fri
Author: Seril
Subject: Rocks
In reply to: Glory 's message, "Mermaid song: in praise of Friday" on 22:42:55 08/01/02 Thu

Yeah, I meant to come out, but here's what happened.

I was sitting in one of the castle towers playing Nintendo with Jesus, when I heard some singing. Well I figured it was mermaid song time (and Jesus confirmed it since he knows everything being god and all) so I thought I would wander out to the rock for some quality mermaid time. Jesus said he had to get going too since he had to watch Heaven while his dad went out and smited some people. Anyway, I started to wander down the tower stairs when I noticed there were an awful lot of gnomes running down the stairs holding something. It was about this time that I noticed I was short about $3.72 in change. Those little whippersnappers stole my change. I had planned to use this to go to Taco Time, but now I could not go. So I was faced with a decision - to stay and be hungry and broke or chase these gnomes. For those of you that have had gnomes steal things like car keys, chasing them is a lot of fun. Plus, sometimes you find all kinda of stuff like other people's car leys and more change. Once I found a raccoon made of diamonds. I ended up selling that for a car, of which the gnomes stole the keys for. I tried breaking into the car, but a police officer saw me and didn't buy that it was mine and so I spent the night in jail. Well, with the promise of tacos, change, and car keys, I knew I had to check this out. I managed to see them run into a small hole in the wall. Since I couldn't fit, I decided to make the hole larger. Now, the castle walls as many of you know are very tough walls, I needed something strong. Well, I happened to have an Elven hand-grenade with me, so I used that. Suddenly, the hole was now Seril-sized, so in I went. I climbed down some very small stairs (and rolled down some too) and finally came to the bottom of this cave. What I saw was not what I expected. They were running their own Chinese buffet down there! Man, al kinds of good stuff. They said if I don’t smash them all I could eat for free. Not a bad deal since they stole less change from me than the cost of the buffet. So I sat down with some gnomes and ate Chinese. Man, it was good. Not as good as my own cooking mind you, but good none the less. I met a little gnome named Ploma. Now Ploma told me that they stole my car keys so they could use my car and turn it into a giant death-machine so they could fight the Hordes of Gaar. Now that’s cool with me, Exploding the Hordes or Gaar was on my list of things to do and one less thing on my list is cool with me. They also wanted to know if I wanted in on their mail order diet pill scheme, but I declined. They pay wasn’t that good. Man, gnomes are cheap sometimes. Anyway on my way out of the cave I got a little lost. I had brought doggie bags of buffet for all my mermaid friends and was worried that it would get cold since I was lost. Further into the cave I went, and the more I got confused. After about two hours of wandering I came across an Orc named John who said he’d show me a way out for my bags of food. Well, he had most of them gone while I was thinking, so I decided to take him up on his offer. Man that orc could eat. He also asked me for $5. So, three hours later I was at the entrance, $5 short and no food left. Unfortunately, the entrance was not the one I went in at. I think I was somewhere in France. I could tell because everyone was, well, French. I knew immediately that I had to get out of there, so I just yelled ‘Surrender or die!!’, and most of the country gave up and surrendered to me. I got a car, immediately went to Germany, from where I flew back home. The flight back home was very nice. I talked to some of the people on the flight. I also read the paper. Not much happened on the flight home, other than some airport security guard giving me crap. Apparently, they are stopping all suspicious people. Anyone who has a fairy named Razzly that travels with him is suspicious now. I had to buy two tickets too. Razzly doesn’t take up that much room, but ‘No, you need two tickets.”. Anyway, I returned to the castle and it was almost morning. So I ended up going to work.

Sorry I didn’t make it out to the rock. I will try harder to get there next time. J

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Replies:

[> [> LMAO!!!! -- Glory, 22:54:51 08/02/02 Fri [1]

Wow, you had a busy night, didn't you?


[ Edit | View ]


[ Contact Forum Admin ]

Forum timezone: GMT-6
VF Version: 3.00b, ConfDB:
Before posting please read our privacy policy.
VoyForums(tm) is a Free Service from Voyager Info-Systems.
Copyright © 1998-2019 Voyager Info-Systems. All Rights Reserved.