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Date Posted: 18:32:26 07/07/02 Sun
Author: Shell
Subject: I didst arrive back from my sojourn to the seaside just hours before dawn...
...and retired to my chamber, quite weary from the trials of traffic. I arose late this morning, and as I am a most reliable dungeon mistress, I attended most carefully to the prisoners. Most assuredly, none hath escaped in my absence, and I didst make certain that they wouldst not make merry shalt I decide to travel again.
I attired myself in my most favored red vinyl bikini, made by hand in a fine shop at Scarborough Beach. I visiteth the pool, quiet this morning, and swim a multitude of laps. The sounds of my splashes doth echo throughout the dungeon chamber like a waterfall in a mountain valley, but there is nary another sound, save some whimpering from one of the newer prisoners.
I leaveth the pool, and dress myself for breakfast. I didst climb the stairs to the great hall, my stiletto heels clattering loudly against the stone of the steps. I didst enter the empty hall, astonished that no one hath yet arisen for their morning meal.
As I was quite hungry, I traversed the hall to the kitchen, where I didst fetch a bowl of His Majesty's Royal Cocoa Puffs. As I ate, I pondered if His Majesty was the true owner of this unmarked box of cereal, and was prompted to post a scroll upon the door of the Castle Refrigerator:
"Castle Dwellers, I beg thee: please label thy food with utmost caution when you arrivest home from the village market. I shalt not be held responsible if I shoulst devour thy Cheesecake Factory leftovers if thou dost leave them unmarked in the fridge, and the same goes for Cocoa Puffs! I thank thee greatly, Mistress Shell."
I return to the Hall with haste, but still find the room quiet. I peer most carefully out the windows for a sign of our dear Mermaid, but it seems she hath not recovered from her underwater birthday party. (I dost, however, see Ariel passed out on a rock and I maketh a mental note to ask about the details of the celebration later.)
I wander aimlessly the large castle, from tower to dungeon, but find not a trace of a Princess or Bowman. I exit the keep, and wander the grounds, but there is nary an Ale Wench or Blacksmith to entertain me. I peer into the stable, which is suspiciously quiet, and I dost find the fine steeds of our Knights gone without a trace. I do not even cross paths with a Wandering Sage.
It seemeth I have the castle to myself, so I find my annotated, dogeared copy of "Sadomasochism for Dummies" and await the return of my castlemates atop the fortress wall. I begin to drift to sleep, and I hopest someone wilst awakest me upon their return, for the castle grows lonely!
(So, it doesn't seem like I was bored or anything, does it?)
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Yes, tis a most quiet castle this weekend, I would like to...... -- Lijdrec - Captain of Bowmen, 00:15:45 07/08/02 Mon [1]
.......offer myself as a subject for your practice, perhaps page 47 might be of interest?
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Prithee, 'tis of the utmost imperative that we practice the item on page 47... -- Shell, 10:01:35 07/08/02 Mon [1]
ad infinum, or at the least, 'til our loins quiver with the strain of overexertion.
Anyway, rereading my first post, I realized that my ability to change tenses at inappropriate times is increasing rapidly. Could it be from exposure to Shawn?
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Verily yes, I say unto you...... -- Lijdrec, 10:51:28 07/08/02 Mon [1]
......that page 47 and you would certainly leave me a quivering mass of gelatin in the end. But soon I will be 48 and I find that page to be most enchanting.
;-)
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Seems we still have the entire castle to ourselves... -- Shell, 11:52:57 07/08/02 Mon [1]
so I think we should get it on in every room in the castle, Starting with Lanna's bar.
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Surely, I would be in fear for my very life at such a prospect..... -- Lijdrec, 12:07:51 07/08/02 Mon [1]
.......I like fear!
Lanna's bar? I shall forever find my mead so much so the more satisfying from this moment hence.
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Let me know when you reach pg 48. I will gladly join in, then! -- Rachel, 13:24:06 07/08/02 Mon [1]
Just cus 48 is such a sexy number, so I'll be feeling in a very sexy mood. Plus Shell said I can join in, so I hope you don't think three's a crowd!
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I never say no......;-) -- Lijdrec, 14:17:00 07/08/02 Mon [1]
......you can't imagine the trouble that can get you in though, Rachel. Try me some day when I'm feeling better, I'll give you a taste!
Sorry, I'm not up to my usual WordSmithy that I try to put into this board, today. Gave it a try w/Shell, but got called away by some RL matters. Next time page 48 for sure!
;-)
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It's not the words that count, it's all in the actions, Lijdrec ;-) -- Rachel, 15:10:34 07/08/02 Mon [1]
I can't wait til pg 48. I hear it's very excitable!
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I'm here, I'm here .... just been quietly sitting in the corner, observing the two of you ;) -- Phaedra, 12:00:26 07/08/02 Mon [1]
Don't mind me, carry on *eg*
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Phae, from experience you really like to watch, doncha? -- Rachel, 12:33:39 07/08/02 Mon [1]
*whispers* teach me your stealthiness. I wanna watch too!
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Yes, that's me .... all watch and no play ;) You have to remain quite still, .. -- Phae, 12:49:43 07/08/02 Mon [1]
... even during the most heated of exchanges. Not a moan or groan must escape unless the participants' screams are such that any crying out on your part would be drowned in their sounds. ;)
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i will take that into account, though i think i'd rather be the one moaning, groaning and screaming! -- Rachel, 13:20:54 07/08/02 Mon [1]
But thanks, I will remember what you've told me for whenever I'm feeling in a watchful mood!
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Rachel. Phae. You can join in, you know! -- Shell, 13:14:53 07/08/02 Mon [1]
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Well, OK then! yaaaaaaaaay! threesomes here we go! -- Rachel, 13:25:52 07/08/02 Mon [1]
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Damn, Damn, Damn, Damn, DAMN!!!! -- Lijdrec, 14:11:11 07/08/02 Mon [1]
I get called away at the most inoportune moments!
Carry on you three......I'll do the watching for all of us!
;-)
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The Knight returns, and I need to break in my lance -- UHC, 18:59:14 07/08/02 Mon [1]
Since Liddy had to high tail it, I'll gladly fill in, any place any of you want me.
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You have a virgin lance?! Oh baby!!! -- Phaedra, 21:22:10 07/08/02 Mon [1]
Impale me ;)
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