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Date Posted: 13:29:08 07/08/02 Mon
Author: Glory, mermaid of the castle
Subject: Who wants to join me in the hot tub?

Hi everyone, thanks very much for the many birthday wishes and tributes I received over the weekend. I'm nursing a slight hangover this morning, so I thought I'd start the week off with some lounging in the hot tub.

My underwater friends threw me quite a bash, sorry you all couldn't attend—though I see Shell saw my friend Ariel passed out on one of the rocks outside. She's such a lightweight. I brought her up to the surface so she could meet Seril, but I'm sort of glad it didn't work out. You know those spoiled sorority goody-goody types. Just can't hold their liquor at all. I was sort of embarrassed for her.

Anyway, I've been busy travelling over the past week and I've brought trinkets for all my castle friends.

For Princess Phaedra: a silk kimono from Japan, embroidered with precious stones. Lightweight, comfortable, and as the lord of the castle and the princess' many other admirers will be happy to see, quite revealing. Perfect for lounging poolside. :)

For Shell, mistress of the dungeon: a custom-made red patent leather bustier by Prada. Since I don't know you very well I had to guess at the size, but I think it'll fit. If you need any alterations done, let me know and I'll get them to come out to the castle and make the alterations right away. I'm one of their preferred customers. ;)

For Rachel, the Pink Knight of the castle: an enchanted pink titanium shield to aid you in your ongoing battles against B/Sers. Practical yet stylish, lightweight yet damn near indestructible. I hope you like the intricate design, it's designed to confuse rabid B/Sers, rendering them speechless (for once).

For Lijdrec, the Castle Bowman: a specialty bow and custom arrows from Greece. The tips of the arrows have been dipped in Hydra blood—not the original Hydra, mind you, so they're not fatal. They are designed to be shot at the throat of someone who is annoying you with their words. One shot to the throat delivers a flaming hot toxin that causes their throat and tongue to temporarily swell, rendering them speechless. It's painful too. Enjoy.

For natas, the castle blacksmith: a troll hammer similar to the one used in season 5. It'll cut your work time in half, so that you'll have more time to drink beer and lounge in the pool! :)

For Lanna, the buxon ale wench: a revealing peasant dress by Prada. Note the hidden velcro strips for easy access. I think I got the size right, but if not, let me know and I'll get them to come out and make alterations.

For Seril Erdrick, the wandering sage: A copy of the book "The girl of my dreams is half fish: How to pick up and score with hot mermaids."

For UHC, lord of the castle: an enchanted pen that will help him write faster. And a private gift, which I will give him later. ;)

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[> me me me me me!!!!!!! I'm all for the hot tub! -- Rachel, 13:34:51 07/08/02 Mon [1]

And thanks for the sheild. It's rather stylish, and I'm sure i can convert a few BSers by dazzling them with it.

Hope you had a great birthday! Now nurse that hangover, and enjoy your relaxation in the hot tub!


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[> Glory, oh beautiful mermaid, thank you so much for my gift!!!! -- Princess Phaedra, 13:45:50 07/08/02 Mon [1]

*trying it on* How does it look!! *squeals* :)

Now, don't wear out the Lord of the Castle too much with your private gift. I want him to see me in this fine garment, and have the wherewithall to do something about it ;)






Great to have you back!!! Sounds like you had a ball!! :)


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[> Didst I hear the siren's call? -- Lijdrec - Captain of Bowmen, 14:42:52 07/08/02 Mon [1]


Most beautificus Glory, castle mermaid, my most gracious thanks for such a gift. It is a boon that this humble Bowman will put to good use in the defense of the Castle of the White Knight. 'Tis a fine and worthy bow, strong of back and providing great tension to the string. An arrow well nocked and of good AIM should penetrate the best defenses of those I should face in battle. I shall use it exclusively (my prior bow was indeed loosing its 'TWANG').


That sound, the siren.......splash...oh, yes! The hot-tub!


;-)


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[> Oh, I need some quality hot tub time, after this morning's marathon sexcapade! -- Shell, 15:14:53 07/08/02 Mon [1]

Thank you for the gift, Glory! I tried it on and it fits perfectly. Even better, it looks fabulous with my new Dolce & Gabbana siver studded g-string!

I brought you back a little something from my travels, as well, since it was your birthday. A necklace of peach and yellow opalecent shells, gathered from the beaches of Cape Cod. I had my servants gather the shells, and then I handmade the necklace as I sunbathed. Enjoy!


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[> [> Aw, thanks, Shell, I love it! -- Glory, 17:00:34 07/08/02 Mon [1]

Glad everyone is enjoying their gifts. Phae, Shell, you look lovely.


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[> A pen that makes me write faster -- UHC, 18:52:06 07/08/02 Mon [1]

hmmmm that sounds useful. now if someone had just not given me warcraft 3 I'd be doing alot better :)


Happy Bday once again. I didn't get it posted on the Board when i was supposed to.


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[> Yeah, that was me -- Seril, 20:26:38 07/08/02 Mon [1]

Yeah, that was me Church.. distributing software is what i do :)


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[> *jumping into the hot tub* -- natas, 20:40:02 07/08/02 Mon [1]

Thanks Glory for the troll hammer; it has cut the work down by half.

Woo Hoo into the hot tub with beer in hand!


Hope you had a wonderful birthday; and many more to come.


:-)


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