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Date Posted: 05:55:36 01/23/06 Mon
Author: Jean
Subject: My mother-in-law sent me this

ONE DAY GOD WAS LOOKING DOWN AT EARTH AND SAW ALL OF
THE RASCALLY
BEHAVIOR THAT WAS GOING ON.

SO HE CALLED ON ONE OF HIS ANGELS AND SENT THE ANGEL TO
EARTH FOR A TIME.
WHEN HE RETURNED, HE TOLD GOD, "YES, IT IS BAD ON
EARTH; 95% ARE
MISBEHAVING
AND ONLY 5% ARE NOT

GOD THOUGHT FOR A MOMENT AND SAID, "MAYBE I HAD
BETTER SEND DOWN A
SECOND ANGEL TO GET ANOTHER OPINION." SO GOD CALLED
ANOTHER ANGEL
AND SENT HIM TO EARTH FOR A TIME TOO. WHEN THE
ANGEL RETURNED HE
WENT TO GOD AND SAID,"YES, IT'S TRUE. THE EARTH IS
IN DECLINE; 95%
ARE
MISBEHAVING, BUT 5% ARE BEING GOOD."

GOD WAS NOT PLEASED. SO HE DECIDED TO E-MAIL THE 5%
THAT WERE GOOD,
BECAUSE HE WANTED TO ENCOURAGE THEM, GIVE THEM A
LITTLE SOMETHING
TO HELP THEM KEEP GOING.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE E-MAIL SAID?


OKAY, JUST WONDERING; I DIDN'T GET ONE EITHER....

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