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Subject: psychiatric hotline

Author:
whitefeather

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Date Posted: 11:34:05 05/01/03 Thu

hehe look what i found...yeah i'm bored in class and i also think i've lost my mind :) but umm yeah...Recording - Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line until we can trace the call. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the voices will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer....hehe but what if you are all of the above??? yeah snootchie hootchie i have come to realize that once you leave me after the summer i will seriously die i can't stay here by myself (just thought i'd share) hehe did you like my encouraging note yesterday? ooh i found something online i have to show you but i don't think it is appropriate for the forum :)

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Subject	Author	Date
Re: psychiatric hotline	steve	16:10:14 05/01/03 Thu
Re: psychiatric hotline -- whit, 12:09:42 05/02/03 Fri Re: psychiatric hotline -- steve, 15:50:12 05/03/03 Sat