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Subject: proof of boredom

Author:
whit

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Date Posted: 08:51:27 12/01/02 Sun

What would happen if: Everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If the Energizer Bunny attacks someone, is it charged with battery?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yell at them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Why is a women's prison called a penal colony?

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Subject	Author	Date
Re: proof of boredom	steve	09:59:13 12/02/02 Mon