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Date Posted: 21:34:22 08/30/00 Wed
Author: Kai
Subject: Re: Everyone Sign In
In reply to: FireStorm 's message, "Re: Everyone Sign In" on 18:16:49 08/30/00 Wed

Hey mah, the cows got out! Do I gots ta go and catch em? Aww mah, but nancy is busy...uhhh.....aww mah! I no wanna catch the cows! Damn mah...

::runs out into the field::

HEY COWS! Y'ALL COME BACK NOW!

::various moos are heard, but not a cow moves::

Stupid cows...HEY COWS! GET OVA HERE, ALLAYA! Stupid cows...I gonna eat those cows sometime...

::a big ol' cow lookin thing is seen walking through the ranks of cows::

Hey...that's one big ol' cow..silly cow..HEY COW! COME OVA HERE! Stupid cow...looks tasty though..mmmm...cow...gahh...::druels::

::gets an idea::Mmmm..cow...::runs into the house, ignorin ma pa and nancy...well...you get the idea..and grabs a butcher knife::I want me some cow!

::runs outside::Here cowy cowy cow! I want some beeeeeeeeeeef!

::the big ass cow turns to the idiot wielding the butcher knife, and sits on it's fat arse::Stupid cow...c'mere cow...I gonna eat you...::walks over to the cow lookin thing::Mmmm...cow....::thwacks it with his butcher knife, making a resounding *ting*::Hey..you no cow...you...your that....ohhhhhhh shit....MA! PA! THAT CRAZY COW GUY IS IN OUR----::his sentence is cut short by a huge "cow" foot::

::pa runs out, his pants almost off::Wha? What wazzit bob? Ahh hell. There goes another one. Looks like no rubbers tonight!

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:;hops out of his oly/cow::Mmm, this be some nice meat. ::takes the squished hick::Eww..I got hick on my foot...better wipe it off on ska's seeker when I get back..Oh yeah, I still gots to check into TDu again, best haul ass then!::gets back into his cow and lumbers off, being careful not to hurt any precious cows::

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AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway...now that I've had fun with "story time", I be checking in. Yes, I'm still interested in the XO slot, even if I now got no chance to anyone who likes inbred hicks. But hey, ya never know. Anyway, I rambled on enough for one post.

Kai(No, not Bob the Drunk)

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