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Subject: Clit Noodles in Pink Sauce

Author:
pauly

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Date Posted: 18:25:19 08/20/03 Wed

I have concocted an "Italian Delicacy" I think you all should try..

Sauce ingredients:
1 tomato
3 cloves minced garlic
3/4 cup sour cream
1/4 tsp. salt
2 TBSP olive oil
dash of basil and oregano
juice of tuna or clam (optional)

1/2 pound Campanelle-84 pasta noodles (because they look just like little clitties)

Boil pasta water (about 1 1/2 quarts). When half-boiled, drop in whole tomato till skin breaks. Remove and peel tomato, then boil pasta. Meanwhile, saute' garlic in olive oil. Then mix all sauce ingredients in blender. After pasta has boiled 10 min., drain and stir in sauce in hot saute' pan for 3 min.

Tip: when serving guests, don't tell them the name of the recipe until they have finished. Then you can say, "you just ate yourself a whole MESS of clittie."

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