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Subject: ooooooaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!


Author:
rina roo
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Date Posted: 10:14:28 05/16/03 Fri
where are you all???

xxx

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Subject: oooooaaarrrgggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!


Author:
rina roo
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Date Posted: 11:25:48 04/23/03 Wed
god, have needed to scream that from the rooftops for a while.
this is me successfully avoiding going into the library proper... only 6000 words to write this week!
hope you're all cool, just found the link and thought I'd post a message.
who's there? booo!!!!

xxx

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Subject: Hello!!


Author:
Carl
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Date Posted: 14:42:45 03/19/03 Wed
Hello everyone!

Another apology here for being slack... I will be in touch with you soon though! Hope everyone is well? Do many people check this anymore?

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Subject: To be sure, to be sure, to be sure...


Author:
Richie Rich
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Date Posted: 12:35:28 01/31/03 Fri
Hello there sportsfans!

It's been some time but i hope that y'all are doing well.

And if you may have forgotten... miniclip.com rocks hard. Bubble Trouble is the very one!

I know i'm always banging on about e-mailing everyone but it's been a wee bit hectic over the last month and i'm only now just gettin back on top of shit... anywho, if ya haven't heard from me in a while, then you should be getting a message in the not too distant future!!

Ciao ciao for now amigos!!

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Subject: Raaaaahhhhhhhhhh


Author:
rina
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Date Posted: 19:17:51 01/15/03 Wed
hi guys
hope you're all cool.
i'm shattered and fed up with everything! raaahahhhhhhh.
keep in touch,

xxxxxxxx

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Subject: Cwistmaaaaaaaaaas


Author:
Neil
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Date Posted: 11:35:34 12/24/02 Tue
Hey guys - I would say Ive been slack, but that would suggest Ive actually written something in the last 6 months! Anyway - hope all is sweet with you. Im sure those of you back at Uni are getting ass raped as I am - and if I hear one more cheeky fecking 2nd year ripping me for being an ancient 23 year old...Have an awesome xmas though -

bxl in memorium est foruitus non sedet sub abore in aestete puella romana

Neil

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Subject: rahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Author:
rina roo
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Date Posted: 12:56:25 12/10/02 Tue
snowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
thought my eyes were going to fall out this morning because sooooo cold.
rahhhhhhhhh. snow.
brussels on 3rd jan for those peeps around xxx

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Subject: hello y'all


Author:
rina
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Date Posted: 12:33:59 11/12/02 Tue
sorry about having been a bit slack lately but as ever things are mad...
how are you all? i'm crazy.
spoke to sarah on sunday and she's given up celtica..arrrggggh. i've eaten jon (carl's duck for those who don't know). and i went to the burnings. highly scary but a lot of fun.
yesterday i went out for one pint at 5 and 8 pints, half a bottle of wine and a couple of g and ts later i was well gone. feel rough as a badger's arse now and am contemplating super noodles.
that's it from me folks, over and out..

xx

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Subject: One for Thursday..........


Author:
Alison
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Date Posted: 12:19:40 11/28/02 Thu
12 Things You Should Never Say When Pulled Over

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't
plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me.
Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition
to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a
warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us
does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are
no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have
you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee
Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

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Subject: hellloooooooooo


Author:
Rina
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Date Posted: 17:02:22 10/27/02 Sun
hello y'all...
how goes it? Joe, have you regained use of your mighteous ankleous yet? Rich how was the oral? carl, did the baggies win? and others... where are you all???

xxx

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  • Je suis ici -- Alix, 11:25:31 10/28/02 Mon
  • Hello -- Joe (one leg) Wildy, 12:14:39 11/05/02 Tue
Subject: Salut les gars!!!


Author:
Richie "back in Brum" Rich
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Date Posted: 11:33:08 10/09/02 Wed
So what's going on in Brussels?!

Uni is as mad as ever - already stressing about French Oral this afternoon and about the thousands and thousands of words i'm gonna be churning out for dissertations etc etc.

Had a mad weekend and Rina-roo, Kit-Kat, King Carlos, Tessa, Ed and Lex were all out and about - was v v v v v v cool hooking up wit everyone agian and twas a larf in the process!

I'm gonna e-mail everyone with the link to the message board cos the only reason i can think of why no bugger's on it is cos everyone has forgotten the URL in the process of moving from Bxl back home, so hopefully we can all get back in to the ole swing of things!

Anywho, hope the sun is still shining in Brussels and i'll catch y'all l8rs!!

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Subject: helllo y'all


Author:
rina roo
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Date Posted: 14:39:01 10/16/02 Wed
got elected as senior elections officer on the guild last night so got suitably hammered and ended up going to gay club with housemates. mental. some girl tried to pull me and felt really guilty when i told her i was straight and she ran away. oh well. aso, random old gay man said i was gorgeous which was suitably random. hmm.
tonight is the freshers' ball ad i'm on the guest list whhhooooooooooooooo. LIBERTY X!!!!
how are you all?
xxx

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Subject: ha ha


Author:
Joe
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Date Posted: 12:52:12 09/11/02 Wed
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT

1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED CITIZEN.
2. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
3. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
4. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is A PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
5. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
6. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
7. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
10. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
11. She does not have PREMIER LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
12. She is not a TWO-BIT SLAPPER - She is a LOW COST SERVICE PROVIDER.


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT

1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
5. He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.
6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.

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Subject: Think this might be more of the boys opinion


Author:
Alix
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Date Posted: 14:09:08 09/04/02 Wed
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E and F are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for... It is about time you became informed!
A} - Almost Boobs...
B} - Barely there.
C} - Can't Complain!
D} - Damn!
DD} - Double damn!
E} - Enormous!
F} - Fake.

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Subject: Wassup y'all?!


Author:
Richie Rich
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Date Posted: 17:38:14 09/09/02 Mon
How was the weekend?

Haven't been upto anything interesting really - i mean... after tractors and Welsh mountains, i guess not a lot is!

Anywho... hope y'all still be in one piece and i'll be back in town from Friday - WOOHAAAH!

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Subject: No comment


Author:
ALix
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Date Posted: 15:34:11 09/05/02 Thu
The following ad in "The Atlanta Journal" is reported to have gotten
numerous calls...

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE... Seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.
I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the
woods, riding in pickup trucks, hunting, camping, fishing trips and cosy
winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating
out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at
the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave
me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy.

Over 150 men found themselves talking to the Local Humane Society about an
eight week old black LABRADOR puppy :-)

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Subject: I LARFED MOI RUDDY HEAD OFF!


Author:
Larfin' Boy
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Date Posted: 11:00:03 09/03/02 Tue
Will Young, Robbie Williams and Kylie Minogue went for a night on the town. As they left the nightclub, Kylie slipped and got her head stuck between the railings of the fence opposite the club. Robbie decided to take full advantage of this and lifted up her little skirt, pushed her thong to one side and gave her a good seeing to.

"It’s your turn now, Will" grinned Robbie but Will started crying. Robbie asked "Why are you crying, Will? What's wrong?

"Will sobbed "My head won't fit between the railings!"

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  • Go Robbie!!!.... -- Rich "back from mountains, finished tractors... allez:" Rich, 22:58:32 09/03/02 Tue
Subject: Morning! Who's a bout this fine morrow?


Author:
Joe
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Date Posted: 15:08:14 09/02/02 Mon

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Subject: lol!!! last day au bureau de Paris. region tomorrow!!


Author:
Rina roo
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Date Posted: 10:57:47 08/30/02 Fri
Une petite vieille, de plus de 80 ans mais fringante, rentre dans une
pharmacie.
* Bonjour Monsieur, avez vous de l'aspirine?
* Oui, sans aucun doute.
* Avez vous des anti-douleurs?
* Oui, sans aucun doute.
* Avez vous des anti-rhumatismaux?
* Oui, sans aucun doute.
* Avez vous du Viagra?
* Oui, sans aucun doute.?
* Avez vous des pilules antirides?
* Oui, sans aucun doute.
* Avez vous du gel pour les hémorroïdes?
* Oui, sans aucun doute.
* Avez vous de la DHEA?
* Oui, sans aucun doute.
* Avez vous du bicarbonate?
* Oui, sans aucun doute.
* Avez vous des médicaments pour le foie?
* Oui, sans aucun doute.
* Avez vous des antidépresseurs?
* Oui, sans aucun doute.
* Avez vous des somnifères?
* Oui, sans aucun doute.
* Avez vous des produits pour la mémoire?
* Oui, sans aucun doute
* Avez vous des béquilles?
* Oui, sans aucun doute.
* Avez vous des couches pour adultes?
* Oui, sans aucun doute.
* Avez vous ...
* Enfin, Madame, nous sommes une pharmacie professionnelle. Nous avons
tous les produits. Quel est votre problème?
* Je dois épouser mon ami Léon, 95 ans, à la fin du mois. Nous aimerions
savoir si nous pouvons laisser notre liste de mariage chez vous...

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Subject: People People People


Author:
Alix
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Date Posted: 14:12:29 08/28/02 Wed
Hello old timers - the orginal crew and all that...

Reunion time - as we said we are looking at going to "The burnings" in Otter St Mary, it is a good chance to catch up and deal with all the birthdays that are around that date.

So who can come - I need a rough list of names of who is interested. I have so far found a reasonable hotel and I am just waiting for the confirmation of the date of the actual event. For those coming from Belgium I am thinking Ryan air to Stanstead and then hiring a car.

So please let me know if you are interested and then I can start working on dates and figure and propose some details.

Bear in mind that the next chance we will have to catch up with each other will be over Xmas.

Have fun peeps!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Subject: It's bloody addictive


Author:
Alix (level 23 is a bugger can't get pass it)
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Date Posted: 17:00:25 08/22/02 Thu
http://www.miniclip.com/acno/acno.htm

If u want to lose an afternoon in frustration....

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