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Date Posted: 12:35:28 07/11/02 Thu
Author: Mike Freelancer
Subject: XWF Massacre

The show opens up to fireworks blasting away after the hard guitar tune of Thursday Night Massacre's theme.

Kriss: Hello..were here in the nearly sold out Contintal Arena here in Miami, Florida. The set matches are as follows.
Lex Luger VS Kurt Angle, Hurricane Helms VS Chris Jericho, Grand Master Sexay himself, taking on Randy Ortan. But as on Monday Night Brawl, I am sure were get some extra entertainment as well.

Suddenly, the lights go out and 5...4....3... begins to click down on the titontron screen

Kriss: What the?

BREAK THE WALLS DOWN booms as Y2J makes his way to the ring with boo's from the crowd.

Kriss: What does this pain in the ass have to say. Let's take a look to what he was trying to do to the Kat just days ago in Missori.(scene is shown of The Kat getting ready to be punched with Y2J's bras sknuckles but being saved by Hurricane Helms.

Chris: Let's see here.

Fans:booooo

Chris: Shut the hell up, all of ya(fans huge asshole chant) Tonight I want a piece of Helms. Me and Him. But Kriss.....
(Y2J turns to Kriss Kross)

Kriss: Um yes?

Chris: I want you to make sure he dosen't cheat. You got me?

Kriss: But shouldn't you be concerned about yourself not (Chris stared Kriss down)

Chris: Shut up fatty

(fans booo, Kriss saden face)

Chris: Either way, I wa.......(Cut off by the song "Hero")

Kriss: Who the?!?!?

Suddenly a long haired man, walks out wearing a reporters type outfit. The fans cheer clearly because they reconize Hurricane Helm's face without the mask on. Y2J begins laughing.

Helms: Hello...Mr.Jericho. My name is Kark Cent. I have some questions for you.(Chris starts laughing) What is so funny cit...I mean Mr.Jericho?

Chris: hahaha....it's obvious my good lad.....your the hur (RVD apears on screen and so does his music as it cuts off Y2J's talking)

Fans cheer as RVD stands next to Kark Cent after looking at him funny, then turning to Y2J)

RVD: Chris...don't think I am going to let you get away with that cheap shot you did on Monday Night.

Kriss: True..true

RVD: I want you..tonight (fan cheer)

Y2J: Sorry Robby...but choose to take on Pansy Helms.

Helms: Pansy?!? Pansy?!?!?!? (in funny voice of his)

Suddenly, Helms is about to run into the ring until he stops when he hears Mike Hopes's music. Fans cheer as he makes his way on stage, facing the three wrestlers

FANS:mike...mike,mike,mike

Mike: I have a way to solve this.....(Fans cheer) RVD you want him? (Rvd shakes his head yes) Hel...I mean Kark, you think Helms would want a piece of him too? (Kark shakes his head yes) Well then...were have a match, here tonight. With Rob Van Dam! (fans cheer) Hurricane Helms! (fans cheer) and none other then X-Pac in a triple threat, (fans cheer)

Kriss: Did he just...yes he did. He just said X-Pac is comming to the XWF and is making his debut tonight!
Oh boy, I can't wait!

Chris laughs abit and does a sacastic smile smiles

Mike: But there's more. The winner of this match will face you Monday for the XWF Hardcore belt! How's that sound?

Chris: That belt is going to be mine, you'll see

Mike: It won't be Y2J, "I promise" (fans cheer at the quote)

(Chris walks around abit before answering)
Chris: Just fine

They all eventually leave with the commercial break just begining

(Commercial)

Kriss: Incase your just joining Thursday Night Massacre, a few moments ago, Mr.Hopes signed a match with Hurricane Helms, Rob Van Dam and X-Pac all in the same match up. Winner of that match will go on to face Y2J for the hardcore belt on Monday.

(on the titontron screen)
Edge and Grandmaster are shown standing, facing eachother in the locker room

Edge:I don't want you comming down to the ring and helping me out. You got that?

GrandMaster: I know, I know but not even if Billy is about to do a cheap shot?

Edge: Nothing, I wanna prove to the fans that I don't need you (Grandmaster is about to speak, but Edge cuts him off) Now goodbye. I'm going to get ready

Edge leaves as Grandmaster yells: I thought you ussually got ready in......(door shut) here.......

(back to kriss)

Kriss: Our first match sounds like a real goodie. We have Kurt Angle and Lex Luger getting ready to square off in a.......(looks at card) in a dancing contest? What a....(looks more at card) a....laughing contest?

(Suddenly, The Kat's music hits as the new XWF Secruitary makes her way to the top of the titontron stage with mic in hand and doing a cute little pose for the crowd)

Kat: I have a special announcement.

(The Kat is now wearing a sexy bussiness type costume and carrying a notepad, looking like a bussiness/secrutary woman)

Kat: Mr. Hopes has noticed that your not doing to good of a job at announcing our contestants...Kris.......
(small group of fans boo, others cheer and Kriss slowly agrees by shaking his head)

Kriss: Well..I mean...

Kat: And that is why...tonight we will pick a XWF ring announcer to announce the matches, wrestles and titles being held on that match. (fan cheer) See ya then

The Kat smiles and walks passed Lex Luger as he makes his way to the ring with his music in the background. The Kat comes out once more without her music and speaks

Kat: And Kriss...

Kriss: Yeah?

Kat: It's a submission match (doing a wink to indicate she noticed his mistake on calling it a dancing match)

The Kat leaves as the fans boo at the sight of Kurt Angle who ignores there boos. Kurt slides into the ring and immidtatly Lex gets to work

Lex Luger Vs Kurt Angle: submisison match
HIGHLIGHTS:
Kurt does a knee to Lex's groun without reff noticing
Lex tosses Angle out of ring
Brief fight through crowd
Lex attemps the tourcher rack in the ring, and connects it but Angle dosen't tap and he is forced to let go
(Midway through the match, Kriss show's the crowd "what led up to this match" A onscreen showing of the last few minutes of Monday Night Brawl's tag team amtch Lex Luger and Kurt Angle VS Edge and Grandmaster. The end of the match of course, having Kurt complain, and Lex doing the torture rack to him)
Lex picks up Angle onto his back preparing for his special but Angle slips out and does the ankle lock causing Lex to tap
Winner: Kurt Angle

(On titontron)
Edge is shown moving and streching preparing for his match

Kriss: We have Edge VS Billy Gun Next!

(Commercial)

Edge makes his way to the ring first while the fans cheer. Edge looseness up a bit more when Billy Gun's 'assman' hits and Billy makes his way to the ring with mixed emotions from the crowd.

Kriss: Let me remind you that this is Billy's first match here in the Xtreme Wrestling Federation

Edge VS Billy Gun
HIGHTLIGHTS:
Edge does a dropkick to Billy's face
Billy grabs a hold of Edge and backward suplex's him
Billy is about to get flamasser when Grand Master runs out but before he can get into the ring, Edge reverses it and delievers a stunner, giving him the pin
Winner: Edge

Kriss: I..I'mm confused....I thought Edge told Grand Master not to interfear...huh.....hey look on the titontron

(on titontron)
Steven Richards (fans boo) is shown walking into the XWF Loundge room and he see's Randy reading a book. Steve grabs the book from his hands and reads the title out loud

Steve: RVD...the XWF Biography>!> What the hell

Randy stands up
Randy: Hey do you have something against books or Mr.PPV?

Steve: Mr.PPV?!?!? What?!?!?You most be joking...I am Mr.PPV.

Randy: But it said in the (cut off by Steve)

Steve: I am Mr.PPV! Now your starting to like Mr. Rob Van Dam, aren't ya kid? (Randy shakes his head yes) Yeah...I saw you and him shaken hands.....after you freaking lossed! (talking about RVD VS Randy on the past Monday Night Brawl)

Randy gives a sadden face but Steve replies

Steve: Oh but don;t worry. I'll show you who the real hero in the XWF is. Tonight...I'll....I'll face Kane! (fans cheer) Steve walks off camara with the book in hand)

(Commercial)

Kriss: During our commercial break

(on titontron screen)
Kark Kent (Hurricane Helms) is shown walking in the back towards his locker room but is stopped by The Kat who is comming out of Mike Hopes's office while speaking to herself

Kat: Oh gosh...I dunno if I could....(turns around to see Kark walking into the hall)

Kat: Oh Kark wait!(kark turns around to see The Kat and he walks over to her)

Kriss: O gosh...whenever I see the Kat, I remember the look on her face when Hurricane Helms rescued her...now only if we could find out who that is

Kat: Can you do me a favor..hura...(fans laugh) I mean Kark?

Kark looks around a bit before answering

Kark:Sure miss....um Kat.
Kark then adjusts his glasses just as Clark Kent (Superman) does

Kat: Well....Mr. Hopes has found two good people who would do good as a ring announcer. But he needs to see them....could you tell Dawn Marrie and Torrie Wilson for me?

An explosive cheer from the fans as they hear who the new XWF diva's are..along with of course Kriss!

Kriss: Oh.. yeah...oh yeah...more diva's...oh great!

Kark: While sure.....

Kark begins walking away but The Kat walks in fron't of him and whispers

Kat: Oh and if you see the Hurricane...tell him thanks. (The Kat then kisses Kark on the cheek as his eyes light up and she walks away)

By this time, Steven Richards is already in the ring and the red machine is comming out. (back to viewing the ring)

Steven Richards VS Kane
HIGHLIGHTS:
Steve gets chokeslam but kicks out at 2
Kane almost gets Steve through announcer's table but Steve escapes
At this part, the titontron screen shows Randy Ortan watching a TV screen with the match on it backstage
Steve hits the 'Warn' for a pin
Winner: Steve Richards (fans boo)
After match Steve is being booed and yet he still cheers

(on titontron screen)
Edge is shown sitting down with his hands on his head and GrandMaster walks to him

Grand: Calm down man...you won right (lifts up hand for a high five but Edge dosen't give him one)

Grand: What's your problem

Edge stands up and stares Grand eye to eye

Edge: I'll tell you what's the matter....freak(fans yeah)

Grand:Hey!

Edge: I told you not to come down...at all...and what do you do? You run down!

Grand: I didn't even help(crossing arms)

Edge: You were going to but what did I do? I took care of myself!

Grand: Fine..fine...I'm sorry

Edge: Sorry ain't going to cut it, GM.

Edge: What's that.......I'll see ya tonight...I expect you to come out if I have any trouble against that new kid.

Grand Master walks out

Edge: His name is Randy Ortan...idiot (fans cheer as they now find out Grand Master is facing Randy Ortan)

(commercial)

Kriss: Next up is....is........

(Torrie Wilson walks out with her music on and mic in hand, fans cheer!)

Torrie: Torrie Wilson.....(showing off her mic skills incase Hopes is watching)

She gets into the ring, fans hollaring and cheering at her beuty as Kriss is about to speak

Kriss: Against...um...against.......Dan.....

Dawn Marrie's music hits as she walks out, with mic in hand also

Dawn: Dawn Marrie! (She waves to the crowd and does a pose witht he mic incase Mike is watching she could show off her looks and mic skills)

The two get in the ring and look at eachother with disgust

The XWF Securitary made my Mike"Freelancer"Hopes, The Kat, walks onto the titontron screen with mic in hand

Kat: Now...ladies....Mr. Freelancer...wish's to see which girl can give the edgier personalty as ring announcer. So...tonight, you two will face eachother in a bra and panty match, (fans loud cheer!) winner is announcer....thanks

Kat walks out as the bell rings

Kriss: Bra...and panty...did she just say...o my gosh!

Torrie Wilson VS The Kat: Bra and Panties: winner is ring announcer for the Xtreme Wrestling Federation
HIGHLIGHTS:
The two begin argueing over who is pretty and pose for the crowd to prove they get the louder cheer then the other, Torrie wins this by far and Dawn spears her to the ground
Torrie gets her top pulled off first
Dawn gets her bottom off
Torrie grabs Dawn by the hair, and pulls her top off for the win
Winner: Torrie Wilson

Torrie Wilson celebrates in the ring but gets pushed by an angry and half naked Dawn. Dawn pulls Torrie's top off and the two begin fighting in the ring, in there underwear! Fans cheer as they see the models duking it out. Scecruity comes in and pulls the two apart.

Kriss: Let's take a look backstage

Torrie is shown being brought into Mike's office by secruity and Dawn yelling and screaming in the background. Mike looks up Torrie as she is now alittle frightened on what he is going to do.

Mike: Here you go.

Mike hands her a long black silt dimanond dress and an offical XWF mic. Torrie smiles and says thank you as she walks off and puts it on in her locker room.

(commercial)

Randy Ortan comes out with his music playing and a pretty decent cheer from the crowd. The same with Grand Master as the two meet in the ring

Randy Ortan VS Grand Master Sexay
HIGHLIGHTS:
A series of reversals and aglitle moves between the two
Randy Ortan hits a high kick
Grand Master gets ready for "The Pilot" but Randy Ortan moves out of the way
Randy Ortan hits a Hurriacorana for the win
Winner: Randy Ortan

Kriss: It seem's as if Grand Master is looking for something?

Grand Master gets up and hits himself for lossing. He looks around and of course he sees no Edge.

(Commercial)

Torrie Wilson's music hits a second time and she walks down the ramp with mic in hand and the dress Mr."FreeLancer" gave her.

Kriss: Oh my!

Kriss gets up and sits on the ropes to make more room for Torrie to walk through and into the ring. He then runs back into his seat.Torrie is about to speak but the fans cheer and she waits for them to quiet before speaking.

Torrie: The next match is a triple threat, winner takes on Y2J on Monday Night for the XWF hardcore belt. Making his way first to the ring....Mr. PPV himself, Rob...Van....Dam.

RVD walks out to the ring doing his famous 'hand motion' and gets into the ring.

Torrie: Next out....the newest wrestler to enter XWF's titontron...X-Pac

X-Pac comes into the ring and immidatly him and RVD stare down eachother. X-Pac is the first to make the hit and the two begin fighting and because of this, the bell rings.

Torrie gets out of the way and continues her announcing

Torrie: And that last wrestler competiting tonight....Hurricane Helms!

Fans cheer as green lights blink and Hurricane Helms runs to the ring and begins fighting

RVD VS X-Pac VS Hurricane Helms
HIGHTLIGHTS:
Longest match of the night
X-Pac uses the guardrail to kick RVD in the face
RVD gets the frogsplash on Hurricane but X-Pac breaks up count
Hurricane attempts to chokeslam X-Pac and....gets it!
X-Pac does a cheap shot to Hurricane, and Hurricane in returns does a high kick followed by his turnbuckle special...the eye of the hurricane! Helms is about to pin but RVD does the vandaminator and then the roll of thunder to X-Pac. He pins X-Pac for the win!
Winner: RVD

Torrie: Winner...and contender for the hardcore championship on Brawl....R....V.....D!

FANS:Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh

Kriss: This is great. We have one week done in XWF history and so many more weeks yet to go. Next week is going to be the start of a great brawl. Were have the beutiful Torriw Wilson as ring annoucner and we'll have a few set matches for Brawl already.....like RVD VS Chris jericho! O my oh my....I can't wait...I can't wait!

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