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| Subject: Paul Maxx??? More Like Paul Sucks in the SAXX~! ( Ohh yeah the crappy other tag team is discussed) | |
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Author: The Elia Brothers |
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Date Posted: 21:08:29 06/29/02 Sat ** The camera fades from black and shows a paneramic view of Boston. IT shows great Boston landmarks including Paul Reeveres path, Bunker Hill, and Thomas Jefferson house. THe Boston Aquarium is shown along with the famous Fenway Park in which the best baseball team in the world plays, the Boston Red Sox. The cameara then shows a large mansion, it seems old with metal gates that seal off a very large driveway. Up the driveway are differnt plants of all differnt sorts including ones shaped like elephants, giraffs and automobiles. The cameara slowly approaches the house door and the door slowly opens. Like something out of a horror movie, a large and creapy looking butler motions for the cameara man to enter the house.** Butler: AHH you have been expected follow me... **The butler leads on through dark hallways of the mansion. Cilling music is heard in the backround of the house and adds to the ominous feel that comes with this humoungous house. A loud womanly scream is heard with the organ music. The camear enters a large living room. Inside are leather couches and a large big screen tv. The TV is on and a figure is sitting on the couch. The cameara slowly begins to walk around to show the mans face when the music begins to reach its climax. The man's face is revealed to be none other than Matt Elia. Suddenly through a secret passage behind a pictrue emerges Chris Elia. These to together form XWF's greatest tag team The Elia Brothers. The music in the backround is still blaring. ** Chris-JEESUS~! Damn Matt can't you do something about taht god awful noise? Matt- Fine fine. **he picks up a walkie talkie and begins to speak into it. HE mumbles short orders and then puts it away. The music dyes off.** There are you happy? Chris-YEah, usually people who take voice lessons can accutally sing dude...I wouldn't even classify that as yodeling. Matt-Hey talent is talent and your just jealous she has talent and you don't. Chris-What ever...so the people from the XWF are hear...lets cut this promo fast cause Sponge Bob Square Pants is on in 10 minuetes. Matt- Really!? Chris- Yep I brought the popcorn. Matt-Bonus! Ok, what you see before you is one of the most feared tag teams in wrestling history. Together me and my brother have held numerous tag team titles. Too many to even list. Paul MAxx knows this...he brags aboout all his XWF awards...blah blah blah who the hell cares? Yeah Maxx your an old friend and a close one...but I know you all to well...I know I shouldn't trust you...so I won't. I know you are going to try to cripple me...so I won't let you. And I know all your weaknesses...and iwill use them agianst you. You give the speech how I am not a singles wrestler. Well its time to prove you what all the fans already know. Every single one of those XWF fans know that Matt and Chris Elia are the best wrestlers on the XWF roster. Infact the only reason why they come is to see Me and My Brother. That is why we are so happy to be placed in singles compettion. The crowd will get to see us twice as much. Chris will escort me when I fight you Paul and Iwill be at ringside with Chris when he fights that dragon dude. Chris-Yeah about that dragon dude. Who the hell do these guys think they are? The Renisance or what ever they call themselves. They sound like they are two giatns who are big only on the outside. They have nothing upstairs and that is why they will never have a 1-up on the Elia Brothers. Did they graduate from Harvard like I did? NO Matt-Did they graduate from Oxford like I did? NO~! Chris-Exactly...these two mental retards can't even pronounce Elia let alone spell so how the hell are they going to be able to compete in the ring with us? Red Dragon when I take you on at the redebut of the XWF sparks are gonna fly...not sparks of a feud that is going to bring the house down between Elia's and The Rennisance. Its going to be the sparks of a shinning star kindling even brighter on a pile of dead mulched up leaves. **Suddenly a woman walks into the room. She has jeans on and white Elia Brothers (female) T-shirt. She has her brown hair straight down to her shoulders. She sits down next to Matt and gives him a kiss. Obviously this is the Lovely Lori Anne.** Lori- Well how did I sound? Matt-Wonderful~! Mozart would be proud. Chris- Yeah, I am sure he is loving it in his grave right now. (sarcastically) Lori- So whats this? **gestures for the camera** Ohh XWF...one week away...you guys should be getting ready. Matt-Ohh we are better than ready...we are...ready ready~~! Chris-Readier than ready. Matt-So ready that I am gonna give Paul MAxx the ass whooping of his lifetime. Well not including all the times that Wildfire and Ash have handed it to him already. Maxx I am warning you its gonna be hard to concentrate when you have 100,000 thousands screaming fans...most of them attractive women might I add. Lori-Attractive woman? As long as the only one woman you truly care for you is right by yourside at ringside. Matt-Of course my sweetheart your the only woman I adore. **he gives her a kiss** Chris-Ohh you have got to be kidding me. XWF its time for The Elia's to suit up and return to the ring. And even though it might be a day late but fireworks are gonna occur on Friday. And those fireworks are all gonna be because of the Elia Brothers~! ** The cameara zooms out on Chris' face to show the trio. And then it fades to black** [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] |