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Date Posted: 19:49:30 06/11/01 Mon
Author: Reverend E. Dwayne Looper
Subject: What's so funny? The Lord told me that I do not need insurance for my 18-wheel big rig
In reply to: Leo P�tsch 's message, "ROFL" on 15:02:26 06/11/01 Mon

Tis true. I use an 18-wheeler to haul around the great big tent I use in my Looperpalooza Crusades. I bought the tent used from Barnum & Bailey, cleansed it of the smell of elephant, lion, zebra, mule, and clown droppings, and now use it to seat 1,200 persons during my crusades. The tent is so big it requires 20-30 men to assemble and must be hauled by a tractor-trailer. God told me that I don't need to insure or maintain the vehicle as he will protect me. Once, the driver, E. Maxwell "Mad Max" Looper, lost the brakes going down the Grapevine outside of Los Angeles. Aside from running a few cars of unbelievers off the road, no harm was done. Mad Max Looper merely coasted to a stop and slept. He doesn't remember the affair because he was drunk, but then again so was Noah. So no harm no foul. I did admonish Mad Max, however, to, "be not filled with wine wherein there is excess, but to be ye filled in the Holy Spirit."

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Since when can you afford and 18-wheeler and a 20-30 man work-team? -- OPB, 19:57:32 06/11/01 Mon
- How he afforded it: When you have a Texan oil-baron friend as Resident, fundies get all sorts of tax relief (NT) -- Leo P�tsch, 20:41:05 06/11/01 Mon
- Re: Since when can you afford and 18-wheeler and a 20-30 man work-team? -- Rev. E. Dwayne Looper, 21:52:55 06/11/01 Mon