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Date Posted: 07:11:53 09/24/03 Wed
Author: Reverend E. Dwayne Looper
Subject: Ann Coulter's Ovaries
In reply to: Kathy 's message, "Ooh. Word." on 12:38:47 09/23/03 Tue

As a seasoned exorcist who has arcane knowledge of things in the realm of the demoniac, I can tell you that Ann Coulter traded her ovaries to Satan (in the person of Rubert Murdoch) for fame and fortune.

Her ovaries are now being used by reptillian extraterrestrials to breed a race of Neitzchian superwomen
who will kill all of the men on earth and reproduce their own asexually in laboratories. This is Satan's future for planet earth: A super race of sterile Ann Coulter's. This is the beginning of the hive-mind Coulter and Satan will use it to conquer nearby Christian planets such as the Planet Jesus in the Alpha Galaxy. Sister Dentata describes exactly the kind of Judy Garland, "beat them with heated coat-hangers" mother that Ann would be if she were fertile. Yet there is no need to fear as Ann cannot whelp offspring.

One can slowly watch the dewiness drain from Ann's face as her estrogen evaporates in front of the cameras of Fox. Soon, Ann will sprout a penis and grow larger shoulders. She is being masculinized by Satan, he who promised her fame, but forgot to tell her that her own daughters would someday kill her in the purge of all men.

The only possible help for Earth is Looper sperm in great abundance.

I stand by erect and ready to help.

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