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Date Posted: 19:09:44 06/02/05 Thu
Author: Clem "Booger" Bowton
Subject: I like Wal-Mart
In reply to: SM77 's message, "Wal-Mart is Evil" on 18:56:39 06/02/05 Thu

Ah lak Walmart. I kin sav moeny an park mah RV or bigrig in thar parkin lots at nite. Ahm a big rig driver and thay is Walmarts cross Murika and thas good.

Here is mak shopin list frum las weke:

1) 5 boxs ah shotgun shells

2) 2 boxs ah condoms

3) coupla cartens ah Marlboro box

4) coupla gallons ah watever red wine be on sail.

5) Hootchie-dooch fer my gurlfren

6) a big sack ah taters

7) hot dogs

8) ah bunch ah red meet treets fer my dawg

9) coupla bags ah them niggertoe peanuts

10) tohlut paper what is smooth cuz i got roids

11) roid creme

12) fishin takel

13) Skoal Bandits

14) The latist Dale Earnhardt Jr. NASCAR model car

15) Butt lube ah sum kind fer my sekrit fun at truk stops

16) Ah fancy-dancy shirt and jeans fer skware dancin. I aredy got boots.

17) earwax cleener fer my dawg

18) a blowjob behin Walmart frum one ah them mexican whores what werks in the bushs.

Note: Drop a doller in the Walmart box fer our boys what is in Irak.

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