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Date Posted: 14:23:00 06/20/05 Mon
Author: El Rushbo
Subject: The Way Things Oughta Be
In reply to: J. Croft 's message, "Rush will get off" on 14:02:37 06/20/05 Mon

I, Rush Limbaugh, am God.

The sooner people realize this and worship and obey me the sooner things will go better for them.

I, Rush Limbaugh, am the sole reason for the 1994 GOP Congressional victories and the George W. Bush Presidency.
The GOP owes me everything and I tell the White House, the Congress, and the GOP the ways things oughta be and they obey.

I am the reason that the sun rises each morning and sets in the evening.

I have talent on loan from God, and I am God. Thus my talent is from myself. I just say it is on loan from God so that the Christians think I am talking about their pseduogod product who is not as great as I am

I am having more fun than a human being should be allowed to by laughing at the torture of Iraqis and the poverty of all those who are not like me.

I like Oxycontin, scotch, and Cuban Cigars.

Obey me mortals. Obey me and tremble.

Do not change the station.

Post pictures of me in schools in place of the Ten Commandments.

Worship me as God, for I am Rush Limbaugh.

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