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Date Posted: 22:06:02 01/31/08 Thu
Author: bravo30 (fuckers wont get away with screwing with me)
Subject: The AK Files Forums is the best
In reply to: Bravo30 's message, "Bravo30 like little boys" on 15:19:24 01/23/08 Wed

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Makeup will be minimalist, in keeping with our stealth theme... just a little ebony lipstick and a touch of purple eye shadow. Nails? Short and clean, (Think B!lly Mays or that Broom Hunk) with a classic salesman's hard-shine buff.

Of course you are dying to ask, "But which wig shall I wear?"

Well, , I want you to be daring! Be strong! Be aggressively, phallically understated in an overstated way! I want you to join my FASHION TERRORISTS!

What am I saying? Simple! SHAVE THAT HEAD, ! I'm talking a real hot lather, steaming towel, straight RAZOR SHAVE here, !! Then, hot-wax with natural tropical carnauba and buff to a brilliant shine. We'll round out your look with gold-leaf cladding for your remaining front tooth and a cruel little EYE PATCH!!!!!!!! You'll knock 'em dead, !
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