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Date Posted: 19:49:25 11/10/03 Mon
Author: Reverend E. Dwayne Looper
Subject: Please excuse my cousin E. Percy Looper
In reply to: Doctor E. Percival Looper 's message, "I am glad you *fuck-titties* have seen the light, Mr. Croft" on 19:39:36 11/10/03 Mon

Persons unacquainted with Dr. E. Percival Looper will not realize that he is afflicted with Tourette's Syndrome, and a rather rare and virulent case at that. Yet E. Percy Looper proves that God can use even Tourette's Syndrome for his glory. Indeed, my cousin E. Percival Looper challenges Christians to open wide their hearts to God and hear the gospel message and not the involuntary profanity caused by a neurological disease.

Millions come to E. Percy's rallies. Some come to snicker and throw snow cones, tampons, and other items on the stage, but most come to hear a man who struggles to serve God despite a handicap.

To those critics who say he should not preach Christ, E. Percy has said, "I love God and am called to serve him AND YOU CAN SHUT YOUR FUCKING DOGSHIT-FILLED THROAT IF YOU DON'T LIKE YOU ASSLICKING GIMP FUCK!!!"

Despite the ridicule, E. Percy soldiers on for Christ, an example of how wide and deep God's love is for his children, even those have Tourette's Syndrome.

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