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Date Posted: 09:05:19 07/16/03 Wed
Author: Rev. Mike "egg on my face" Sutcliffe
Subject: Jesus and Leo, please forgive me
In reply to: Leo P�tsch 's message, "Please commence litigation against me" on 12:37:35 07/15/03 Tue

Boy oh boy, I read my posts yesterday and is my face red!
I musta really been in the flesh when I wrote those. Heres what happened is that Gene Wheeler come over to the house with two six-packs of this stuff whats called "Seagram Ice" and he says its a "summer cooler" and that it is just a little alcoholic. It was hot and I had my shirt off anyway and was setting in my shorts looking at pre-trib sites.

So then Gene's cell phone rings and its his kid with an emergency and so Gene has to leave and so I started drinking those "Seagram Ice" coolers and let me tell you: They go down smooth as silk and then kick like a mule!

I started writing all kinds of crazy things in the flesh! THat was the demon of alcohol talking and not me because I am not that way at all -- and you can ask all the people who know me.

So LEO, Jesus has forgiven me and I hope you can to. I take back everything I said. I woulda apologized sooner but I spent all of yesterday in bed with a hangover a mile wide!
I drank all twelve bottles and passed out. When I woke up I had bed spins and throwed up something feerce!

I'm never letting Gene talk me into having "one or two" again. That man will take a drink and I need to keep off the sauce because it makes me Injun crazy.

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Replies:

Thou shalt burn in Hell! -- Jesus H. Christ, 13:12:41 07/16/03 Wed
- Whatever the Big Guy says.... (NT) -- Leo P�tsch, 14:01:06 07/16/03 Wed
- Hey, that's rich! -- Rev. Mike Sutcliffe, 20:24:55 07/17/03 Thu
  - Try New Diet Jesus for a week, and if He doesn't clean whiter than white, we'll give you your soul back! (NT) -- Rev. Mike Myers, 13:58:23 07/20/03 Sun
    - (Jesus contains no added sugar. Salvation is subject to availability, first come first served (only 144,000 positions available). Once souls are taken, refunds are only available in exceptional circumstances) (NT) -- Rev. Mike Myers, 14:52:31 07/20/03 Sun