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Date Posted: 12:51:57 07/30/03 Wed
Author: Rev. Mike Sutcliffe
Subject: My Sermon for Tooday

My, my, my� I hear that there was dancing in the pews this Sunday morning at all the whorehouses, dog kennels, and leper colonies that masquerade as churches. The people, it seems, are all excited because a judge sitting on a bench in a Federal Courthouse has allowed the Ten Commandments� oops� I mean �The Foundations of Law and Government Display� to remain hanging in the courthouse.

In doing so, Judge Forester condemned all of Elco County to an eternity of fire and torment. And you celebrate that! Celebrate that �Old Man Charlie� and all those demon possessed magistrates spit directly into the face of God. They spit directly into the face of every man, woman, and child living in Elco County. Celebrate the fact that the Pope and his Cardinals have decided to tell you what Holy Text you have to follow. Celebrate that.

Celebrate that God�s laws have been placed in a festering cesspool of sin by an ill tempered Bible Perverter and father of a fag and a whore. Give thanks for that. And then when you get to Hell you will experience God�s love. And yes, I am singling you out OPB!!! You cant hide in your rekording studeeo with your butt-buddy M&M anymore!!!

They can say that this is an educational display of important historical documents all they want to� all along with their fingers crossed behind their backs and giving a little wink to the judge. That�s fine. Because the truth of the matter is that this ruling up here in this Gateway to Hell known as Federal Court of Elco doesn�t really amount to anything.

Had the ACLU won, then John Ashcroft�s �yes man� the ACLU and Elco County would have appealed it to the Sixth Circuit Court of Appeals anyway. That is where all of these cases in Nevada will be decided. Now folks, what do you think I am going to do?

The faulty ruling made in favor of Elco County will be appealed to a higher court and that is when the truth will come out. The battle to render Elco County�s citizens submissive to the will of the demon possessed Fiscal Court will be won by me.

Then the next time Pikkur Pace goes in and has to have a big lump of cancer pulled out of his rectum, maybe he will think about how much God loves him. Maybe when all the other magistrates get to Hell with their old buddy Bobby Looper, they can stand around and reminisce on how much God loves them.

In a bit of sad news, five year old E. Johnny Looper lost hs battle against Hurler�s Syndrome on Thursday. Visitation was today and burial will be tomorrow in Elco Cemetery in Elco. Faithful fans you will remember when the Looper Bullfight was staged for the benefit charity to help relieve the costs of E. Johnny's medical procedures, which involved spiders and faith healing at the Looper Infirmary:

http://www.angelfire.com/zine2/looper/Spider.Handling.htm

Of course in true Elco fashion all the greedy, avarice infested sinners had to show what good Christians they were. First off we had the demon possessed manager of Sav-A-Lot, Mr. Lyle Odimar, calling me on the phone complaining because I had hung fliers advertising the bullfight on his drink machines. He wanted to let me know �how much shit� he had to hear over it. In doing so, Odimar condemned himself to Hell. When he dies he will rot in a sulfurous pit burning in torment for eternity. He can think about all the shit he had to put up with forever and ever while the worm that eats him never dies and the fire is never quenched.

Two other good Christians, Lou Ella Toomey and her lesbian Mexican girlfriend Jaunita "Shrimpy" Lopez also had their slimy reprobate hands in the matter. The two dykes went around tearing down flyers and taking down signs that promoted the show. They also called the terminally ill child�s mother and berated her. Once again, in doing so, they have condemned their miserable souls to eternal torment. They �shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and [they] shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb:� That�s what they have to look forward to. All the martial arts you can learn won�t be able to fend off one angel as you are tormented day and night without rest.

Yes beloved there is nothing like true charitable work to bring out the true tone of Elco. Greedy, self righteous and without love for man, woman or child. They only two things a man loves in Elco is himself and his dog-mistress. Now put that on a T-shirt and wear it!

And don�t think I forgot about all you liars. All you whores and filthy dogs and beasts that claimed that my charitable work was all a sham. God will pay you back to your face. That �Bigfoot-like creature� Mr. Queer who walks the floor of Wal-Mart like something out of the �Patterson Film� will also be cast off into the fires. He will bellow like a wounded heifer day and night without rest, cursing God. What a horrible sound that will be.

Jay Hovah was spared a death by sodomy and did not take advantage of it. Rather, he squandered the second chance he had been given after he got out of the jail. Condemning me in one breath as if in righteousness, then alluding to killing me in the other. Falsely accusing me of conning people out of money that in fact went to a child�s family. Ergo, Jay Hovah will also suffer for an eternity in the life destroying flames of Hell where he will scream in agony and gnaw his tongue in pain day in and day out forever.

Although it�s a sad, sad thing when a child dies, many of you would have been infinitely better off if you had died at birth. All those mentioned above, from Odimar to Jay Hovah, would have been so much better off had they died as a baby. Now, there is too much sin on their souls. God has given them up to reprobate minds and they cannot be saved.

While we are on the subject of bullfighting, I should say that I have never known of another profession that is so infested with whores and whoremongers. I encountered some of the worst with the Looper Bullfight. I heard stories of wives cheating on husbands with teen-age boys, wives getting PI�s to follow husbands. Wives ramming their cars into mistresses� jeeps. Real true stories that the most talented writer could not come up with. Private investigators sitting outside of firehouses watching all night. Sickening stories. This sermon has ran longer than I expected, but very soon I have stories of adultery that I will be posting that will make you sick.

Also, the whores and whoremongers section, as well as the other incomplete sections will soon be completed. If you have a suggestion for a whore or whoremonger, then by all means send it to me. Be sure that you quote specific examples because I aims to bring justis to Elco and purge it of queers and reprobates.

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