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Date Posted: 10:08:59 08/03/03 Sun
Author: Reverend E. Dwayne Looper
Subject: What's this? Equal time for clitorii?
In reply to: Sister Regina Dentata 's message, "Geez, another one of those guys that hasn't grown out of the "Mommy Parts are icky and scary!" phase..." on 10:13:01 08/02/03 Sat

My dear Sister Dentata, methinks thou doth protest too much!
Simply because you are growing long in the tooth and are a demanding shrew whom no man wants to please is no reason to mock those of us who adore our darling little princesses.

If you are "high maintenance" it is only because you have accepted the femininst lie that women should be orgasmic. The Bible says, well it doesn't say it but it infers it in the same way it infers the word "Trinity", a word that never actually appears in the Bible but is inferred in the text nevertheless, that women who want their clitorii to have "equal time" are, in a word, sluts.

And what is equal equal clit time? Women already devote far more time to their privates than do men, what with douching and having doctors look up there with mirrors and stainless steel appliances, and not to mention all of those fancy, overpriced $15.00 panties you women buy from whorewhoses such as Victoria's Secret. Give me a girl, er, a woman, who is demure and buys her unadorned cotton underwear six pairs at a time in a plastic bag at Wal Mart! Now that is a woman of God, amen?

BTW, Sister Dentata, I am planning another trip to Disney World, and you are certainly welcome to come. Maybe we could go on a darkened ride together and, I don't know, maybe you could some some equal time on the "Looper Miracle of the Heavens" thrill ride?

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yer mummy parts wud git all de ate aute auut it git polwd rit by a savd in de fesh cuntr fellur -- pikkkir, 13:43:53 08/06/03 Wed