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Date Posted: 18:55:54 08/01/01 Wed
Author: Dr. E. Percival Looper
Subject: Dear God in Heaven! Pikker Pace Has His Own Voy.Com MB

Dear Pikker Pace:
So I am to assume that Voy.Com will give any, um, um, um, errrr, YOU SNOT-SUCKING, PIG-FUCKING REDNECK GARBAGE!!! HOW DARE YOU NAME THE NAME OF MY GOD AND HIS CHRIST!!! Oh my! Well, I would have to say Mr. Pace that you are the Applachian Whore of Babylon and that, ERRR... SHUT YOUR FUCKING CORN-LIQUOR SWILLING PIEHOLE WHEN I AMS SPEAKING YOU STUPID HILLBILLY FUCK!!! I WILL GRAB A HOT POKER FROM OUT OF MY FIREPLACE AND GOUGE YOUR EYEBALLS OUT A LA THE CATHOLIC INQUISITION... Uh, uh, so then, is E. Bobby Looper entombed inside the Pace Booger-Ball? Is that his hand we saw sticking out in the spy satellite photo? You know,
Mr. Pace, you are a heathen and in trouble *WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHOVE A BARREL OF DEEP-FRIED CATFISH GUTS UP YOUR ASS?! YOU SORRY FUCKING EXCUSE FOR A RETARD!!! Ooopsy daisy! It's a bad day and Dr. Looper here needs his patented "Moosejaw Nerve Tonic with Opium." Yes, well as I was saying Mr. Pace, you are in deep trouble with the BATF, the Holy Ghost, and the Looper family. We will not rest until your clan is arres, arres, arrest, ed, er, urrr, UNTIL YOU ARE MOWED DOWN IN A HAIL OF FUNFIRE FROM THE FUN M-16'S OF FRANK BOOTH! DO YOU KNOW WHO FRANK BOOTH IS? DON'T YOU REMEMBER? FRANK BOOTH WILL SEND YOU A FUCKING LOVE LETTER FROM THE LOOPER'S! My God, Mr. Pace, you simply disgust me and I intend to write letters about you to the, umm, by the way, did you know that candied camel buttholes are a delicacy in Iraq? Letters to the authorities about you will I write!

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