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• Chicks with dicks. (NT) -- Sword fighting just for the hell of it., 20:59:44 05/26/12 Sat (121.54.58.132)

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• What the hell bug crawled up your ass, nitwit? (NT) -- Although I encourage more of this stuff about killing you., 11:51:52 05/26/12 Sat (108.28.61.184)
• That's an odd post, Max. Very peculiar, even for a nitwit such as yourself. Do you have any idea what you're talking about? On one hand, you wish for Artie to punish your backside. That's understandable. But to have the fat asshole refer to @DOPEY@ as your mammy has me a bit baffled. Perhaps you think poorly of three most influential characters in your miserable life. Why is that so? Is it because they left you, and want nothing to do with you? So now you think, in some form or fashion, that they're all conspiring to cancel your ticket, for good. Am I warm, dwarf? Did I hit the nail right on the head? 9AM is way too early for a dwarf to be boozin' it up, Max. Give it a rest. Put the bottle down, Max. Just put the goddamn bottle down. (NT) -- Wonder what Dr. A thinks about all of this., 15:27:38 05/26/12 Sat (121.54.58.132)
  • Marvelous reconstruction of Mr. Brown's current dilemma. The dual references to his mother and long lost friend certainly display a sad longing on his part to have both back in his life. The lack of self-esteem he feels due to their departure is shown in his desire to have pain inflicted on him in their name. He feels he somehow deserved to be cast aside and indicates his friend, Artie, may be the next to inflict this sort of pain upon him. (NT) -- Dr. Anonymous, 17:03:51 05/26/12 Sat (108.28.61.184)
    • So if I surmise correctly, Max wishes to die. In all probability, he'll succeed in his mission. The act of cowardice shall serve as revenge toward his wayward friend, while giving him the golden opportunity of being reunited with his loving mother, of course. In some unhinged way, Max regards this board's members as his closest kin and confidants. (NT) -- Instead of offering support, we merely shoot the dwarf down as if he were a clay pigeon darting across a cool autumn sky. Well, if I'm not being paid to babysit, I sure as hell ain't gonna change the nitwit's diaper., 20:52:13 05/26/12 Sat (121.54.58.132)
• your hot. Id slap your ass. and your pussy. whos the woman at your house? (NT) -- name withheld, 15:28:08 05/26/12 Sat (85.214.73.63)
  • It's possible you've sighted Mammy Brown. She's dead, but the psychopath enjoys dressing her in sun dresses and placing her in the back yard. (NT) -- She has a great tan. But I think it's more decay than sun made., 18:28:34 05/26/12 Sat (108.28.61.184)

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• Sure, Max! Let's bury the fucking hatchet in your skull. (NT) -- Then, drape you over your dead mammy's lap so it looks like she's giving you a spanking., 11:55:01 05/26/12 Sat (108.28.61.184)

• Where are you boys willing to scratch it? Find me and scratch it, fuckers!!! You've got my IP #. Do your goddamn job!!! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 22:09:04 05/25/12 Fri (173.79.169.164), 22:09:16 05/25/12 Fri (108.28.61.184)
  • I'll suck your dicks for a dolla'! No, make that a quata'! Oh hell, I'll suck yo dick for free! That's gratis. Por nada. Just bring me your fucking dicks!!! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 22:15:04 05/25/12 Fri (173.79.169.164), 22:15:28 05/25/12 Fri (108.28.61.184)
    • I'm snoring, bitches! And I left 3 fucking windows wide open tonight!!! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:22:04 05/25/12 Fri (173.79.169.164), 23:21:04 05/25/12 Fri (108.28.61.184)
• ''I've got...''. (NT) -- Max, you're a goddamn nitwit. Steer clear of anything, from the liquor store, that comes in a pretty bottle., 23:30:14 05/25/12 Fri (121.54.58.133)
  • But my t'aint is fucking itchy! I need someone to come scratch it NOWWWWWW! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:36:04 05/25/12 Fri (173.79.169.164), 23:35:14 05/25/12 Fri (108.28.61.184)
    • Buy a tube a oinkment, you retarded pig. (NT) -- Porky, I'm more than certain it'll relieve your pain and suffering 'fore Freddy the Farmer zaps you in the noggin with a stun gun., 23:46:32 05/25/12 Fri (121.54.58.133)
• Racist? (NT) -- Can you become more boring and predictable?, 06:41:48 05/26/12 Sat (121.54.58.132)

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• she aint got no boyfriend. think she got a roomate tho. figure the roomate is ok with her havin guys come out. maybe shes into it too. crossin my fingers. (NT) -- none a your busness, 15:59:03 05/25/12 Fri (37.59.82.50)
  • Hey dude, you're starting to worry even ME. I can't stop you doing what you've got your heart set on, but be easy, huh? (NT) -- Leave a lil' babpie for the next guy, alright?, 18:15:04 05/25/12 Fri (108.28.61.184)
  • Yeah, Bro'. Do 'em both. (NT) -- The other one may be going by the name of ''Deb''. And she winks, a lot. Maybe it's a twitch., 06:50:49 05/26/12 Sat (121.54.58.132)
    • Bwaaaaaaa! (NT) -- Nice pickup!, 18:34:13 05/26/12 Sat (108.28.61.184)

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• Jesus fuck...why'd you haveta' come back ya' fucking loser. (NT) -- Artie Lange, 10:57:23 05/25/12 Fri (108.28.61.184)

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• Dwarf, bowlegged trannies jus' ain't my cup o' meat. (NT) -- Now dummy up 'n go peddle yer smelly goods, elsewhere., 21:54:18 05/24/12 Thu (121.54.58.139)
  • A "cup o' meat" ain't good enough for you. You need a big slab o' meat, dark meat, white meat, big meat. That's a mouth watering description for you, ain't it? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:15:29 05/24/12 Thu (173.79.169.164)
    • You jus' had to go 'n throw that slab o' ''dark meat'' in there. Ain't that so, racist? (NT) -- You're always jus' chompin' at the bit to use that ''N'' word. Everybody laughs at you, so you find it fitting to hurt people of other cultures, and color., 23:52:31 05/24/12 Thu (121.54.58.139)
      • I don't know where you get that shit. You just pick it out of the air, or more likely, your ass. I just want to hurt you. Were you hurt by my comments? If yes, good. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:15:06 05/25/12 Fri (173.79.169.164)
        • You're just a goddamn racist, Max. Dwarves shouldn't throw stones at glass houses. (NT) -- And I'm sure many Blacks ''throw'' coins in your general direction, when they see you waddling in their direction., 00:24:56 05/25/12 Fri (121.54.58.139)
          • I am so sick of that racist Max/The Whole Truth using code to get out his racist message, 121. (NT) -- You just know he's itching to toss the "N" word out there again., 11:01:42 05/25/12 Fri (108.28.61.184)
• I've left two windows unlatched. Can you guess which ones? Going to bed now. And, I'm wetter than a dog in heat! (NT) -- Barb, 23:07:41 05/24/12 Thu (173.79.169.164), 23:06:02 05/24/12 Thu (108.28.61.184)
• Can you become more boring and predictable? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:17:00 05/24/12 Thu (173.79.169.164)
  • I agree. Barb's attempts to ply suitors from this board have become quite passe. (NT) -- I wish someone would satisfy her urges soon so we'd be done with all this grovelling., 10:59:49 05/25/12 Fri (108.28.61.184)

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• I'm Barb M. Brown and I approve this message. (NT) -- Barb, 14:24:41 05/24/12 Thu (173.79.169.164), 14:23:06 05/24/12 Thu (108.28.61.184)
  • I'm Barb M. Brown and I approve of the permanent disappearance of 108.28.61.184. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:19:42 05/24/12 Thu (173.79.169.164)
    • You are so hurtful and intolerant, Max. (NT) -- And stop speaking for Barb. She can post quite handily on her own., 11:02:50 05/25/12 Fri (108.28.61.184)
      • Thank you, 108! You know, I've really begun to hate that guy. (NT) -- Barb, 15:36:42 05/25/12 Fri (173.79.169.164), 15:55:17 05/25/12 Fri (108.28.61.184)

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• ^^ Flimp ^^ (NT) -- -, 17:25:14 05/24/12 Thu (64.12.117.6)

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• Who once or twice a year has a moment of clarity. (NT) -- Atta' boy, Max!, 22:13:52 05/23/12 Wed (108.28.61.184)
• This board is full of cock eating slimeballs, with the notable exception of me. I'm a lesbian. Fuck You All! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 11:06:31 05/24/12 Thu (173.79.169.164)
  • Moron, we WISH you were a "notable exception". (NT) -- Now, fucking fly away lesbian seagull!, 14:00:42 05/24/12 Thu (108.28.61.184)
    • Open your mouth so I can shit in it as I fly over your fucking stupid head. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:21:31 05/24/12 Thu (173.79.169.164)
      • No so-called "lipstick lesbian" would utter such filth. (NT) -- But a drag queen who enjoys believing he's a lesbo? Yeah, I could see that., 11:04:35 05/25/12 Fri (108.28.61.184)

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• And did you catch the guy whose act is to have people kick him in the nuts on America's Got Talent? Howard laughed at him and voted him through to Vegas. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 07:33:25 05/23/12 Wed (173.79.169.164)
  • Sounds like the perfect act for you, nitwit. Maybe the two of you should team up. Left nut...right nut. (NT) -- Howard would laugh and vote you through to Hades., 17:06:52 05/23/12 Wed (108.28.61.184)
    • yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk (NT) -- Max could be hittin' the rubber chicken circuit with that routine. I'd pay to see it., 17:31:23 05/23/12 Wed (121.54.58.130)
  • I think ''you catch the'' AIDS on a daily basis, Twink. You need to get a room. (NT) -- Barb, 00:12:52 05/24/12 Thu (121.54.58.159)
• Visited the Giant store in Centreville today (on St. Germain, off Lee), Max. Sniffed around the store to see if you'd been there but couldn't locate a pungent and sickening odor anywhere. (NT) -- But, whenever I'm in or around Manassas now, I leave flyers which offer the locals a little bit 'bout the life of Barbara Maxine Brown. Maybe one day you'll pick one up while shopping., 17:02:48 05/23/12 Wed (108.28.61.184)
• ^^ What a flimp ^^ (NT) -- -, 23:20:33 05/23/12 Wed (205.188.117.8)
  • Uh, "flimp?" What? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 11:08:02 05/24/12 Thu (173.79.169.164)
    • Flimsy/Limp...lazy spent shiftless weak impotent (NT) -- Or you could just look within, nitwit., 17:53:39 05/24/12 Thu (108.28.61.184)
      • I look at you and see a pile of shit. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:12:03 05/24/12 Thu (173.79.169.164)
        • ^^Has problems looking within^^ (NT) -- Catches a glimpse and doesn't like what he sees., 11:05:32 05/25/12 Fri (108.28.61.184)

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• Sometime you get me laughin' like a hyena, Max. (NT) -- Most times I'd like to kick you like a mule, though., 17:04:15 05/23/12 Wed (108.28.61.184)

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• ^^Bwaaaaa! (NT) -- It's funny...because it's TRUE., 10:49:52 05/22/12 Tue (108.28.61.184)
• A candy-colored clown they call the Maxman tiptoes to my room every night just to sprinkle stardust and to whisper "Go to sleep. Everything is all right." (NT) -- The fucking suave Ben, 11:03:30 05/22/12 Tue (108.28.61.184)
  • Ben, you better exercise a great deal of caution. (NT) -- ''Stardust'' isn't the only thing the Brown Clown sprinkles around., 19:55:10 05/22/12 Tue (121.54.58.132)

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• Any of you guys with a tracer out there, here's her new IP: 173.79.169.164 When you track her down, go directly to her house, let yourself in and enjoy sweet Barb nibblin' at your corn! She's hot and wants it! (NT) -- Don't forget...she LOVES being surprised. And she's also very keen on rape role playing. So, if you're anywhere near Manassas, VA ---this is an opportunity you CANNOT MISS., 23:25:03 05/21/12 Mon (108.28.61.184)
  • I wonder if I can have charges brought against you for that false advertisement to commit a crime, such as a conspiracy charge. And you are nothing more than a bear's cunt. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 07:57:48 05/22/12 Tue (173.79.169.164)
    • I wonder if you realize that nose and ear hair are a dead giveaway despite those girly dresses you wear. (NT) -- Conspiracy, conshmiracy. It's not like you don't put your IP out there on a daily basis. And broadcast that you're a lonely fart in search of some excitement. You got nothin', boo boo., 10:48:49 05/22/12 Tue (108.28.61.184)
    • Dickhead, you keep wondering about every goddamn thing. (NT) -- You sound exactly like the poor 7 year old boys you're violating. Sometimes I wonder about you, dwarf. Go wander in heavy traffic., 22:00:03 05/22/12 Tue (121.54.58.146)

• Why can't you just be banned, nimrod? (NT) -- Like all the disgusting shitheads of this board's past., 16:23:26 05/21/12 Mon (108.28.61.184)
  • Talking to yourself again, I see. I agree with the one of you who wants to ban the other you. (NT) -- Th Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 18:37:47 05/21/12 Mon (173.79.169.164)
    • So, explain to everyone why you would claim you're leaving the board and come back 5 days later... (NT) -- Once again, you're the world's biggest liar, shithead. And, you've again proven just how bad your OCD is. A truly pathetic display., 21:18:12 05/21/12 Mon (108.28.61.184)
      • Why would I do what I did? Because I can. I have no respect for anyone on the board. It suits me just fine to manipulate you assholes with that kind of bullshit. And the OCD is not mine. I intentionally fuck with your heads for fun. You cocksuckers spend post after post talking about me when I'm not here. Now that is OCD! (NT) -- the Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 21:52:59 05/21/12 Mon (173.79.169.164)
        • Manipulate? Who the fuck did you manipulate, you flea-bitten bitch? I called it from the start. You'd be back. Others here followed suit. We KNOW you've got mental problems, Max. We KNOW you're an attention whore. We KNOW you actually enjoy being abused. (NT) -- You need to sit on Dr. Anonymous' lap and tell him all about it. Hopefully, he fucks you in the ass and refuses to see you again., 23:28:10 05/21/12 Mon (108.28.61.184)
        • That's right, you mouthful of unsavory jerkoff juice. 108 did, indeed, call it correctly...right from the get go. (NT) -- And me? Well, I'm the eternal optimist. I was hoping that just once, in your miserable life, you'd be tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Notice how I sneak in the phrase ''The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth'' into this post? ''TEE HEE TEE HEE'' to you, old dwarf., 22:48:02 05/22/12 Tue (121.54.58.146)

• Gotta be mindful of sharks, tho'. The smell of blood drives 'em bonkers. But I don't worry, none. I was captain of the swimming team. (NT) -- So it jus' may boil down to ''survival of the fittest''. Shit, I hate when that sorta stuff happens., 07:09:33 05/21/12 Mon (121.54.58.150)
  • Sweet 15, eh? That beats my personal best. I've gotta find this cruise trip you're on! (NT) -- Beat the goddamn sharks off with your stick! It should be rock solid by that time., 16:22:13 05/21/12 Mon (108.28.61.184)
    • Last One In The Sea Is A Bulok Itlog! (NT) -- The water is warmer than piss., 20:46:04 05/21/12 Mon (121.54.58.150)
• Astorga? How the hell did you wind up in Spain? (NT) -- Good fucking grief...how jealous do you want to make me?, 16:19:47 05/21/12 Mon (108.28.61.184)
  • It's in Davao del Sur. (NT) -- C'mon Down!, 20:14:33 05/21/12 Mon (121.54.58.150)
• A 15 YEAR OLD !!!??? I'VE NOTIFIED THE SPANISH AUTHORITIES! THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY FOR YOU! And what's with Spain, anyway? Isn't the job market pure shit there? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 21:56:07 05/21/12 Mon (173.79.169.164)
  • It's perfectly legal where 121 is located, you nimrod. (NT) -- Not like here...and you with your 8 year old boy toys., 23:29:49 05/21/12 Mon (108.28.61.184)
    • ''Legal''? Uh, Yeah! (NT) -- Yeah, That's Right! Perfectly acceptable...*wink*wink*, 23:52:40 05/21/12 Mon (121.54.58.158)
      • That's what I'm sayin' *wink, wink* (NT) -- Honest, officer...I thought it was in the bylaws!, 10:51:09 05/22/12 Tue (108.28.61.184)
  • Well, nyaa nyaa nyaa, nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaaaa. ''I'VE NOTIFIED THE SPANISH AUTHORITIES BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING SISSYBOY!'' Nyaa nyaa nyaa, nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaaaa. (NT) -- Fuckin' stoolie., 00:00:03 05/22/12 Tue (121.54.58.158)
  • I've already given away my three successful eating establishments. I plan to open a relatively big orphanage, equipped with a physician, nurses, a cafeteria, teachers, and a guidance councelor. I've invested kinda wisely, and I collect residuals. I am set for life. (NT) -- What have you done lately to lend a helping hand to your fellow man?, 01:42:45 05/22/12 Tue (121.54.58.132)
    • FTW! (NT) -- Slam...pow...bang! Max down for the count!, 12:17:04 05/22/12 Tue (108.28.61.184)

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• Perry won't ban the dwarf. (NT) -- He knows damn good 'n well that Max is the kind of asshole everybody loves to hate. Besides humiliation and pity, hatred is what fuels the little cocksucker., 20:23:25 05/20/12 Sun (121.54.58.128)

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• ^^Perry, this clown is asking for a ban. PLEASE PERRY...PLEASE. (NT) -- It's been 10 years of this shit here. Save the board, Perry! Be our hero!!!, 11:44:25 05/20/12 Sun (108.28.61.184)
• Why, Max? (NT) -- Why must you constantly post such gobbledygook? You have nothing else to prove. We already know you're a fuckin' nitwit., 20:13:24 05/20/12 Sun (121.54.58.128)

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• Mama Hate! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:17:06 05/19/12 Sat (173.79.169.164)
  • When people here feel really bad, they always think of you. Afterwards, life seems so much better for this normal crowd. Max, we'd hate to be you. (NT) -- Barb, 23:24:40 05/19/12 Sat (121.54.58.157)
  • Huh?! (NT) -- Scooby Doo, 23:28:57 05/19/12 Sat (121.54.58.157)
  • Stinky, Dr. A will have a field day with that peculiar response. (NT) -- No jokes, my learned friend. I want your honest opinion, 108., 23:35:00 05/19/12 Sat (121.54.58.157)
    • My belief is that Mr./Ms. Brown is currently in a phase of life where repressed feelings are beginning to surface. Much like an individual inflicted with Tourette's, his semi-conscious feelings are bubbling up. And he is using this forum for his release. Nevertheless, it's apparent he/she is presently experiencing some sad, distant "mommy" memories. His/her so-called experience with lesbianism may indicate his mother failed to be there for him/her during important times in his/her life. (NT) -- Dr. Anonymous, 11:34:40 05/20/12 Sun (108.28.61.184)
      • Whole lotta confusion happenin' in that simple mind. (NT) -- And I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume Ol' Zeke Brown couldn't deliver the goods to Max' mammy, either., 12:29:30 05/20/12 Sun (121.54.58.131)
        • Astute observation. Often, in cases like this, a father figure becomes impotent and the mother takes out her frustration on the child. As the child gets older, they begin to seek love in awkward situations and places. Many blame one (or sometimes both) of their parents. The self-hate runs deeps and eventually manifests itself as a hatred of one, the other or both parents. (NT) -- Dr. Anonymous, 15:30:38 05/20/12 Sun (108.28.61.184)
          • Certainly, none of us are perfect. But this moron thinks he is God's gift to mankind. (NT) -- To boot, none of those discount store dresses serve very well to disguise his pent-up anger., 20:07:03 05/20/12 Sun (121.54.58.128)
            • There will come the dawning of a day, I'm afraid, when Mr/Ms Brown will wake up and cease to function properly as a human being. Some become catatonic while others simply roam the streets in search of their next bottled bliss. I would strongly encourage an individual seek help before it comes to this. (NT) -- Dr. Anonymous, 16:27:10 05/21/12 Mon (108.28.61.184)
  • Yeah, sure. Max, ''Mama'' never shared her booze with you. (NT) -- Know I now why you hated her, with such an unrestrained passion., 23:42:49 05/19/12 Sat (121.54.58.157)
    • ''NOW I KNOW'' why... (NT) -- You sad nothing, you., 23:51:11 05/19/12 Sat (121.54.58.157)
      • You write like a drunkard. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 10:23:29 05/20/12 Sun (173.79.169.164)
        • That hangover must be a bugger. (NT) -- Slow down on the sauce, you nitwit., 12:34:38 05/20/12 Sun (121.54.58.131)

• Nitwit, you're drunk. Admit it. You're loaded to the gills, and really pathetic. (NT) -- A sad and lonely dwarf. That's you in a nutshell. ''Nothing sadder than a schnockered up dwarf in a pretty dress'' is what your crazy pappy always used to admit., 22:51:24 05/19/12 Sat (121.54.58.157)
  • The nutshell is in your mouth. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 22:58:11 05/19/12 Sat (173.79.169.164)
    • All the strange dudes bust a nut in your mouth and rectum. (NT) -- Barb, 23:06:01 05/19/12 Sat (121.54.58.157)
      • And you get the rest of them. You run after them. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:15:05 05/19/12 Sat (173.79.169.164)
        • They stick their smelly dicks in your mouth. Then they pull out and shove it deep in your diseased anus. Everybody is then satisfied. Now try to gargle out the bad taste of stinking semen, wormboy. (NT) -- Barb, 23:20:28 05/19/12 Sat (121.54.58.157)
• It's a shame you can't realize what a vulgar, disdainful pile of intestinal foulness you are, shithead. (NT) -- Apparently, you're over your "period". The scrotum must've stopped leaking after you patched it properly., 11:38:22 05/20/12 Sun (108.28.61.184)

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• Name who you're "secretly in love with," chickenshit. You wouldn't know what to do without me on the board. And no one has the balls to ban me permanently. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 22:20:58 05/19/12 Sat (173.79.169.164)
  • ^^Hey Perry...fucknuts is crying out for you to ban him. He wants to go, but his OCD won't allow it. (NT) -- Please help him. Save the lil' fucker from himself. It would be very altruistic on your part., 11:40:13 05/20/12 Sun (108.28.61.184)

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• Sometimes, I Barbara Maxine Brown ask myself...why am I here? Then, I remember it's because I have a mental illness that I can't shake! As a matter-of-fact, it's my excuse for everything! I may be a dick, but it's a handicap. I'm a victim. Help me! (NT) -- The Asshole Truth And Nothing But The Asshole, 15:49:49 05/19/12 Sat (173.79.169.164), 15:48:31 05/19/12 Sat (108.28.61.184)
• Aw, fuck. What a waste of my fucking day THAT was. Going to the park with a kid pimping ass-fucker. Get the fuck out of town, you loser. And take your goddamn jar of piss with you! (NT) -- Artie Lange, 15:51:06 05/19/12 Sat (108.28.61.184)

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• ^^What a shocker^^ (NT) -- Dimwit returns. The attention whore couldn't take being away for even a week., 10:17:33 05/19/12 Sat (108.28.61.184)
• ^^Ban him, Perry!^^ (NT) -- Check the archives. See all the nasty stuff he's said about you. It's all there., 10:20:49 05/19/12 Sat (108.28.61.184)
• Artie Roast Day was on the 18th, loser. (NT) -- -, 17:42:36 05/19/12 Sat (205.188.117.8)
  • Go roast your penis and eat it. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing Bt The Truth, 22:22:13 05/19/12 Sat (173.79.169.164)

• Perhaps Perry stumbled upon the password and was simply trying it out. (NT) -- If so, the banning of IP 173.79.169.164 can commence anytime now., 10:18:41 05/19/12 Sat (108.28.61.184)
  • You should be so lucky. Which one of you dicks deleted the post? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 22:17:43 05/19/12 Sat (173.79.169.164)
    • Huh?! (NT) -- Scooby Doo, 22:41:27 05/19/12 Sat (121.54.58.157)
  • Ah, I hardly think so. There's more to it than meets the eye. (NT) -- Rae Stern, 22:38:44 05/19/12 Sat (121.54.58.157)
    • I hope you're not insinuating dummy is Perry. No....no...NOOOOOOO! (NT) -- It would be our worst nightmare realized., 11:42:08 05/20/12 Sun (108.28.61.184)
      • It sure is something to consider, isn't it, Mr. Sperm Rectum? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:06:56 05/21/12 Mon (173.79.169.164)
        • No, not really, Mr. Sweaty Cock Sponge. (NT) -- Now go snuff yourself., 22:21:17 05/22/12 Tue (108.28.61.184)

• You know, I really think that might be true. When I walked with the joker to the park, I noticed some leakage from the back of his pants. And fuck, did it smell like shit! I think this guy has been reamed so many times, he can't hold anything down back there. (NT) -- Artie Lange, 17:48:33 05/18/12 Fri (108.28.61.184)

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• Oh, and I almost forgot. This clown wears a t-shirt that says "The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth". Fer chrissakes, why would you advertise who you are? There's gotta be at least one fucking angry parent with their sites on him. Jesus Christ. (NT) -- Artie Lange, 12:07:40 05/18/12 Fri (108.28.61.184)
• Great post, Artie! Next time we'll have to kick him in the nuts just in case he tries to follow us (NT) -- Artie Lange, 17:28:06 05/18/12 Fri (64.12.117.6)
  • Not only should 'ya kick him in the nuts, but take a long nose pliers and yank those puppies out so no kid has to put up with his shit anymore. You could tweak his wiener while you're at it. (NT) -- Artie Lange, 17:50:38 05/18/12 Fri (108.28.61.184)
• Nice! And now Max beats it silly while reading all of these wonderful tributes. (NT) -- Artie, 20:46:56 05/18/12 Fri (121.54.58.149)

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• Not to be confused with Pasta FAGioli, which Max would eat (NT) -- Artie Lange, 00:01:54 05/18/12 Fri (64.12.117.6)
  • Max will swallow anything. He once admtted to drinking his little nephew's ''sterile'' piss. (NT) -- Artie Lange, 04:55:02 05/18/12 Fri (121.54.58.136)
    • This is totally believable. I walk in his house (and I use that term loosely) and there's a big old style pickle jar full 'a what looks like piss. Now, just meetin' the guy and all, I didn't want to say anything, but what the fuck else could it be? Brine? That was no fucking brine. (NT) -- Artie Lange, 17:55:27 05/18/12 Fri (108.28.61.184)

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• There's a fire atop Max' head? Hold on a sec. I'll put it out after I polish off this six pack o' Heineken. (NT) -- Artie Lange, 05:00:44 05/18/12 Fri (121.54.58.136)
• I would never feel sorry for this guy again. You shoulda' seen the look in his eye when he talked about anally assaulting those kids. It was kinda wild-eyed and I'll be honest, made me a little queasy in my stomach. (NT) -- Artie Lange, 17:52:55 05/18/12 Fri (108.28.61.184)

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• Hey, even I'm willing to poke my nose in here with that fucker gone. Do you know how many times that shit violated my restraining order over the years? I don't have that many fingers and toes. (NT) -- Artie Lange, 12:09:18 05/18/12 Fri (108.28.61.184)

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• I'm like the poor orphan boy, with his nose pressed against the candy shop window. I want to come back, but I can't. A promise is a promise, and I ALWAYS tell the truth...The Whole Truth. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:25:25 05/17/12 Thu (121.54.58.145)
  • You just know the little weasel is waiting until he's drunk enough to post up his usual stupidity. (NT) -- And act like he pulled one over on us. I sure wish Perry would find that password so he could permanently ban the clown., 23:19:24 05/17/12 Thu (108.28.61.184)

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• Donna Summer dead at 63. While Max works hard for his money blowing elderly gents. (NT) -- There has to be some symbiosis here., 13:00:56 05/17/12 Thu (108.28.61.184)

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• HuH?! Get Out Of Town! I've so many questions to ask, but we'll save that for some other time. (NT) -- And my great bud, Jippetto, drove the good Dr. Ivanovich to the funny farm, several years ago. The corpulent motherscratcher has never been the same since. The learned Counselor finally gave the rotten son of a bitch both barrels, he did. It was a great moment., 21:45:38 05/16/12 Wed (121.54.58.141)
• Holy cow! We thought you were dead, Perry. You're board legend around here. What a couple of days it's been around here! (NT) -- The Whole Truth announces plans to finally scram...and Perry shows up after years of being AWOL. Wow....just wow., 22:27:05 05/16/12 Wed (108.28.61.184)
  • BTW, if you happen to recall the board password, how 'bout banning The Whole Truth one more time. (NT) -- Just for old timesake!, 22:39:08 05/16/12 Wed (108.28.61.184)
    • I'm not here anymore, you moron !!! (NT) -- ɥʇnɹʇ ǝɥʇ ʇnq buıɥʇou puɐ ɥʇnɹʇ ǝןoɥʍ ǝɥʇ, 22:48:05 05/15/12 Wed (173.79.169.164, 22:47:10 05/16/12 Wed (108.28.61.184)
• Perry? I've a favor to ask. If Max Brown ever decides to return, please ban him immediately, without hesitation. (NT) -- For some strange reason, the San Miguel is now more refreshing, the Fortunes burn slower, and the Piattos are now a bit more crispier. Oh, it's a good thing., 22:55:09 05/16/12 Wed (121.54.58.141)
• We're still trying to get it up to a million visits (NT) -- And don't be afraid to send others here to post! We got rid of some of the trash, so it's a lot better now, 23:33:10 05/16/12 Wed (205.188.117.8)

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• ''She'' waddles when she walks. And Max is a bandy-legged dwarf without an ounce of fashion sense. (NT) -- Please don't get lured in by a juicy-lipped nitwit who believe true love comes from the shitty end of a cattle prod., 22:07:15 05/16/12 Wed (121.54.58.141)
• You do that, Mr. withheld. And take lots of pictures of the carnage. Don't forget to get a close-up of those juicy lips. (NT) -- If I may, could I suggest a toy for all the fun? A sausage grinder. Nuff said., 12:41:30 05/17/12 Thu (108.28.61.184)

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• Good idea. I'll be here with spats. (NT) -- Artie, 18:07:42 05/16/12 Wed (121.54.58.141)
• I'll drink to that! Aw shit, wait a minute... (NT) -- Artie Lange, 18:15:34 05/16/12 Wed (108.28.61.184)

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• Pssssst, I'll be back before sundown! Note my disguise. (NT) -- ɥʇnɹʇ ǝɥʇ ʇnq buıɥʇou puɐ ɥʇnɹʇ ǝןoɥʍ ǝɥʇ, 15:54:05 05/15/12 Wed (173.79.169.164), 15:53:52 05/16/12 Wed (108.28.61.184)
  • Max'll be back the moment he falls off the wagon. (NT) -- So that should be within the hour., 17:15:35 05/16/12 Wed (121.54.58.152)

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• Nice work, 121! A slice of the Underground pre-Max Brown era. (NT) -- And what a fucking lovely time it was!, 10:13:28 05/16/12 Wed (108.28.61.184)

• Artie, my guess is that he'll start up his own board in homage to you. It'll be a circa 1998 web site feel with a midi file blaring when you open it. (NT) -- I wouldn't lose the restraining order so fast., 23:18:05 05/15/12 Tue (108.28.61.184)

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• you can run away but you sure can't hide. i'll get you my little pretty and your little dog, too. (NT) -- name withheld, 22:47:30 05/15/12 Tue (121.54.58.151)
• **Yawn** Well, it's been awhile since Max threatened to leave the board. How many times is this now? I think I lost count after around 17. I'm guessing he's just taking some time off to clean the house for his soon-to-be visitor. It's a fucking pig sty! (NT) -- We've broke open the champagne too many times, Max. I think you're just on your period (ice pick in the scrotum). You're too dumb to leave., 23:02:18 05/15/12 Tue (108.28.61.184)
• Ah, I'm sorry, Max. -- Was it something I said?, 23:02:39 05/15/12 Tue (121.54.58.151)
  • Hey 121, which are you? The "moron" or the "asshole"? (NT) -- I've take whatever is left over., 23:19:35 05/15/12 Tue (108.28.61.184)
    • i was thinking maybe ''nitwit'' or ''dwarf''. (NT) -- I haven't yet decided., 23:27:37 05/15/12 Tue (121.54.58.151)
• This was hardly a letter, Max. Maybe a note, but never a letter. (NT) -- You had nothing to say about anything for ten years. Finally figuring that out, eh?, 23:22:01 05/15/12 Tue (108.28.61.184)
• That's great news, Whole Truth! I've been waiting patiently. Now, let's rub snatches! (NT) -- Darling Deb, 23:23:40 05/15/12 Tue (108.28.61.184)
• Words aren't the only thing she "uses loosely", Mr. Withheld. Know what I'm sayin'? **wink, wink** (NT) -- I'll bet ol' Barb is going to be lonelier than ever now., 23:25:59 05/15/12 Tue (108.28.61.184)
• Wow, he signed off as both Max (Whole Truth) AND Barb. Do you think the douchebag's personalities are starting to meld? (NT) -- Holy crap...once they all start coming together, that's going to be some kinda remarkable self combustion!, 23:29:23 05/15/12 Tue (108.28.61.184)
• Nasty Comment. (NT) -- I didn't want to disappoint, smegma lips., 23:33:31 05/15/12 Tue (108.28.61.184)
• Max no doubt destroyed his computer before the cops could bust in and find all of his sick child porn files on it (NT) -- -, 23:36:11 05/15/12 Tue (205.188.117.8)
  • Good point, 205. Maybe the midget got wind of a search warrant and he's hammerin' away at his hard drive as we speak. (NT) -- I'm sure some of that stuff can be retrieved though. Plus, he's likely been under surveillance for awhile., 23:42:47 05/15/12 Tue (108.28.61.184)
• Bye Whole Truth! We'll Miss You! (NT) -- No one, 23:44:10 05/15/12 Tue (108.28.61.184)

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• All the gay cops keep comin' in 'n out of Max' crib, Bro'. (NT) -- The silly dwarf must have some really gnarly man 'tang., 19:40:05 05/15/12 Tue (121.54.58.151)
• Just keep taking notes on patterns and all until your comfortable, dude. I'm sure Babs will be waiting with open arms (and negligee) when you're ready. (NT) -- Just don't mention her address on the board. That would be wrong., 21:50:37 05/15/12 Tue (108.28.61.184)
  • Go get her now, dude! I'm guessing she's leaving the board so she can dedicate her time solely to YOU. She may be a whore, but she's a loyal one. (NT) -- Fuck the cops. Just do what needs to be done. You're a romantic, right?, 23:31:44 05/15/12 Tue (108.28.61.184)

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• Good grief, Babs! When I saw the title I thought someone had finally taken you up on your offer to come rape and pillage you. But, all I got was a dream of you getting your asshole reamed by Carson and Artie. (NT) -- Although the idea of you and your walls covered with a big puddle of mancum, followed by insect infestation kind of made it all worthwhile., 11:57:53 05/15/12 Tue (108.28.61.184)
  • It should have been ''gobs of mancum...'' but hey, I sure do get some wild and crazy dreams. Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 18:25:35 05/15/12 Tue (121.54.58.151)

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• No, we "don't think". Most of the AGT auditions have already been filmed, and Artie was not a part of any of them. In fact, the old lady who took out her teeth to sing would beat him. Easily. -- Stern Show Insider, 17:25:01 05/15/12 Tue (205.188.117.8)

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• yuk yuk yuk yuk (NT) -- Max, you've an inherent ability of twisting a disgusting obsession into an amusing narrative. We all hope you soon die a miserable death., 20:04:17 05/14/12 Mon (121.54.58.144)
• I like my scotch aged longer than eight years, you dirty-assed t'aint. It doesn't make me a drunk. It means that I have a keen appreciation of a fine whiskey. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:27:57 05/14/12 Mon (71.191.149.66)
  • Do ya lift th' li'o laddy's kilt, man, 'fore ye go to messin' wi' 'is privates, wha'? (NT) -- Johnny Walker, 02:44:53 05/15/12 Tue (121.54.58.158)
  • I also like my laddies aged longer than eight years...ten years is perfect, t'aint it?. It doesn't make me a pedophile. It means that I have a keen appreciation of a well developed young boy. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 11:02:57 05/15/12 Tue (71.191.149.66), 11:02:04 05/15/12 Tue (108.28.61.184)

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• Will you be laughing on election day? Obama-Biden 2012! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:29:17 05/14/12 Mon (71.191.149.66)
  • Will you be snuffing all the young boys you've violated before you plan on running for mayor of Meatville? (NT) -- You boy toucher. RACIST!, 00:33:35 05/15/12 Tue (121.54.58.158)

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• An obvious forgery. I know better than to do something so wrong, you filthy slut. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:31:30 05/14/12 Mon (71.191.149.66)
  • And, I'm ONLY talking about the wearing white before Memorial Day. Tee Hee. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 11:03:57 05/15/12 Tue (71.191.149.66), 11:03:43 05/15/12 Tue (108.28.61.184)

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• Congratulations. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 22:51:30 05/13/12 Sun (71.191.149.66)
  • Thank you! And the same goes to you too. Goes to show you what a loaf of salami will do to a body! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:02:30 05/13/12 Sun (71.191.149.66), 23:02:05 05/13/12 Sun (108.28.61.184)
    • What does a loaf of salami do to your anus? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:52:07 05/13/12 Sun (71.191.149.66)
      • I think you said it all when you started this thread. Hey! Let's pass gas together this time! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:55:07 05/13/12 Sun (71.191.149.66), 23:55:37 05/13/12 Sun (108.28.61.184)
        • Open your mouth. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:42:13 05/14/12 Mon (71.191.149.66)
          • Let's both open our mouths together! Mmmmmm. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 11:05:57 05/15/12 Tue (71.191.149.66), 11:04:54 05/15/12 Tue (108.28.61.184)
• We don't call you ''FartWhole'' fer nuttin', Max. (NT) -- Keep up the good work. You're absolutely worthless., 02:11:33 05/14/12 Mon (121.54.58.137)

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• Fuck you, you fucking midget stalker! When are you gonna get your head straight? Who'da thought I'd get myself together before you would? Retard! (NT) -- Artie Lange, 11:55:55 05/13/12 Sun (108.28.61.184)
  • Who would believe that you're really Artie with that IP #? You are such a festering anus. Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 22:50:28 05/13/12 Sun (71.191.149.66)
    • Of course, who would believe I'm multiple personalities? Or that I'm such a pestering asshole. Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:07:28 05/13/12 Sun (71.191.149.66), 23:04:16 05/13/12 Sun (108.28.61.184)
      • I believe those things about you. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:53:28 05/13/12 Sun (71.191.149.66)
        • And I definitely believe those things about you. Hey, we're in agreement tonight! Is there a full moon? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:56:07 05/13/12 Sun (71.191.149.66), 23:56:53 05/13/12 Sun (108.28.61.184)
• Max, stop drooling. (NT) -- And just keep drinking 'til you ''puje''., 02:21:13 05/14/12 Mon (121.54.58.137)
• Max, stop drooling. That's really sickening. (NT) -- Just keep drinking 'til you ''puje''., 02:23:09 05/14/12 Mon (121.54.58.137)

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• 108, git yer ass down over. (NT) -- Camille has a younger sister that you'll adore., 22:06:49 05/11/12 Fri (121.54.58.159)
  • Damn does that make my lips smack! Young, brown-skinned girl and a cold bottle of San Miguel. All I need is a ticket to ride! (NT) -- Give her a lil' rub for me and tell me how she feels. Better yet, take pictures and show me how she feels. *smack* *smack* *smack*, 22:57:36 05/11/12 Fri (108.28.61.184)
    • Yeah, I'll get some photos. I'll post 'em somewhere for your viewing pleasure. (NT) -- Oh, my effin' head. No more Tanduay for me, thank you very much. And I think I was married in a Buddhist Temple, earlier. I'm not sure. I better ask around., 07:02:46 05/12/12 Sat (121.54.58.159)
      • Yippee! If you don't wanna post 'em here, you can always send to smallbearhumor@gmail.com. Pssst...@KNUCKLEHEAD@ does not reside there. (NT) -- And congrats on your potential nuptials! I'm sure she'll make you very happy...long time! Oops, wrong culture., 11:16:15 05/12/12 Sat (108.28.61.184)
        • *phew* (NT) -- I'm off the hook. Still unattached., 19:31:47 05/12/12 Sat (121.54.58.150)
• ^^Two Homos Talking Beard Talk!^^ (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:56:45 05/11/12 Fri (71.191.149.66)
  • ^^A lonely pile of donkey doo. (NT) -- Max, you're happy all by yourseff. Lucky stiff., 02:05:47 05/12/12 Sat (121.54.58.159)
    • Better off alone than with you, anus lump. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 11:46:15 05/12/12 Sat (71.191.149.66)
      • Yeah, Mr. Lonely. Sure thing. (NT) -- Keep whackin' it silly while tossin' back all those brewskis., 21:36:17 05/12/12 Sat (121.54.58.150)
  • Dude, you don't even know if I HAVE a beard. And, if I did, it'll be all the more fun for Barb while she rides my face. (NT) -- When I eventually capture her, that is., 11:18:00 05/12/12 Sat (108.28.61.184)
    • Eventual is not certain. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 11:45:07 05/12/12 Sat (71.191.149.66)
      • Oh, it's gonna happen, Max old boy. And Barbie is gonna LUV it! (NT) -- Certainty is eventual., 14:04:47 05/12/12 Sat (108.28.61.184)
        • ''Oh, it's gonna happen'' again, ''Boy''! I plan on sticking my pecker in an electric socket, and fry my eggs. Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:09:28 05/13/12 Sun (121.54.58.150)

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• yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk (NT) -- *snap*snap*, 20:07:38 05/11/12 Fri (121.54.58.159)
  • The sound of you swallowing the cock of 96.255.155.39. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:58:42 05/11/12 Fri (71.191.149.66)
    • yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck (NT) -- *SLAP*WHAP*, 07:44:10 05/12/12 Sat (121.54.58.159)
      • Tell me again how stupid you are. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 11:49:00 05/12/12 Sat (71.191.149.66)
        • Shut up, racist. (NT) -- Nobody wants to read your nonsense., 19:29:13 05/12/12 Sat (121.54.58.150)
    • Who is this 96.255.155.39 you speak of? (NT) -- I can't find him anywhere., 11:19:11 05/12/12 Sat (108.28.61.184)
      • You can find him in the list of your other IP #'s. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 11:48:04 05/12/12 Sat (71.191.149.66)
        • Que? What is this thing you call IP? (NT) -- Does this perhaps mean you enjoy toilet?, 14:06:18 05/12/12 Sat (108.28.61.184)

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• It's around not "areound," you filthy t'aints. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 12:01:31 05/11/12 Fri (71.191.149.66)
  • ^^Back to talking to himself^^ (NT) -- When you're a social pariah, it's likely the only conversation you're going to get., 13:24:11 05/11/12 Fri (108.28.61.184)
    • It beats talking to you, Mr. Clipped Nuts. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:54:23 05/11/12 Fri (71.191.149.66)
      • Do I shave my nuts? That's a big 10-4. Would you beat off to thinking about it? That's a big 10-4, as well. (NT) -- Now go back to your soliloquy, nitwit. It sure beats you talking to us., 11:21:21 05/12/12 Sat (108.28.61.184)
        • Shave them off next time. Asslips! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 11:50:21 05/12/12 Sat (71.191.149.66)
          • Next time, I tape a razor blade between Bab's lips and use it as a straight razor. (NT) -- And when I'm done, I deposit all the clipped pubes into her kisser!, 14:08:17 05/12/12 Sat (108.28.61.184)
• How many times do I need to question this....what is your fascination with AIDS, you homo assclown? You would think a gay person wouldn't think of using this as a slur. (NT) -- Well, maybe you wouldn't think those who are NOT self-hating might., 15:49:27 05/11/12 Fri (108.28.61.184)
  • What Slur? I'm talking about you. And you don't count for shit. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:00:33 05/12/12 Sat (71.191.149.66)
    • Moron, you use AIDS like it's something to joke about. How could you be so insensitive to your own kind? It's just not funny, you dork. (NT) -- Unless you have it. Then, it's a rip-snortin' funhouse!, 11:23:31 05/12/12 Sat (108.28.61.184)
      • You thought the man's recutm that infected you with HIV was a "rip-snortin' funhouse!" Now you can't get out of the place. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 11:52:28 05/12/12 Sat (71.191.149.66)
        • Dude, I don't know where you even got that. And you need to stop making fun of AIDS. (NT) -- Be a self-respecting gay man for once in your life., 14:09:28 05/12/12 Sat (108.28.61.184)
• I'd like this infection better for you, Max. (NT) -- http://pics.livejournal.com/kro1975/pic/0038s89p, 15:52:21 05/11/12 Fri (108.28.61.184)
  • He'd wear it well, 108. (NT) -- And such an appropriate way for the dwarf to go...getting splooged to death., 17:56:34 05/11/12 Fri (121.54.58.159)
    • I've already talked about how the two of you spunk punks have been "splooged to death." Enjoy it, boys. You don't have long. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:03:02 05/12/12 Sat (71.191.149.66)
      • You've talked about it? Here? Are you sure it wasn't another of the fantasies you use to jack-off here, boi? (NT) -- You're right. It won't be long before Barbie girl is captured and forced to succumb to my will. Perhaps in a Giant parking lot!!!, 11:27:14 05/12/12 Sat (108.28.61.184)
        • I would never have any sort of fantasy about you. You are a sick reality that is best ignored. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 11:54:32 05/12/12 Sat (71.191.149.66)
          • Babs has lurid fantasies about me all the time. Ask her! (NT) -- She wants me to jimmy jam in her mouth while fingering her with one of those large foam fingers. Yep! That's what SHE said!, 14:11:12 05/12/12 Sat (108.28.61.184)

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• I know somone who lives in a fantasy world. He posts under the IP # 121.54.58.134. He is enslaved by his fantasies. Maybe he's enjoying himself as he lives a delusional life. Let's not spoil his party. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:18:51 05/11/12 Fri (71.191.149.66)
  • ^^Talk about irony^^ (NT) -- This lamp shade wearer has spoiled every party he's ever crashed. I use the term "crashed" because who would invite him?, 13:26:12 05/11/12 Fri (108.28.61.184)
    • Your mammy. And it really was a party. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:55:39 05/11/12 Fri (71.191.149.66)
      • Dwarf, the party is in your mouth. -- And everybody is cumming., 07:52:24 05/12/12 Sat (121.54.58.159)
  • The only thing you got the first time was a cock up your ass, son. When you got a cock up your ass the second time, you were no longer a virgin. You've been a cock-slut ever since, penis boy. (NT) -- Ol' Sgt. Zeke 'Guts 'n Glory' Brown, 17:10:46 05/11/12 Fri (121.54.58.159)

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• The tanning booth woman is your mom. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:22:25 05/11/12 Fri (71.191.149.66)
  • Sure, Max. The psycho Mom is 43 years ago. She's "my mom". Do you ever think before you post your idiotic statements? (NT) -- More stale "your mama" jokes from a guy who idolized Rerun on "What's Happening"., 13:28:12 05/11/12 Fri (108.28.61.184)
    • Hey, Hey, Hey! Max Brown Is Wack! (NT) -- Dwayne, 17:02:15 05/11/12 Fri (121.54.58.159)
    • Rerun was a thousand times funnier than you can ever hope to be. Go back to your AIDS ward and die. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:05:48 05/12/12 Sat (71.191.149.66)
      • ^^Told you Rerun was his idol^^ (NT) -- Also thought it was hilarious when Flip Wilson did "Here Comes the Judge" on Laugh-In., 11:30:01 05/12/12 Sat (108.28.61.184)

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• We have the internet. If we want current news on Howard, we use a search engine. If we don't care (at the time), we don't care. (NT) -- Amazing how pop culture has made you it's bitch. Then again, you're everybody's bitch, Max., 10:52:41 05/10/12 Thu (108.28.61.184)
  • You're reality's rectum, always taking it in the end. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:15:03 05/11/12 Fri (71.191.149.66)
    • Is that what you're afraid of, Max? That reality is going to fuck you up the ass? Paranoid and schizophrenic is no way to live your life, son. (NT) -- And I would think that anything that would fuck you in the ass would get your seal of approval., 13:30:11 05/11/12 Fri (108.28.61.184)
• So you saw a promo ad on TV. Big Fucking Deal. I knew he was booked for the show three weeks before you did. Do we care that you masturbated to Jimmy Fallon? No. -- Stern Show Insider, 17:37:23 05/10/12 Thu (205.188.117.8)
  • I'm sure that you claim to know what brand of toilet paper he uses to wipe his ass. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:20:38 05/11/12 Fri (71.191.149.66)
    • If he did...and told you...I'd want stock in the company. You'd be buying up every package on the Giant shelf and try to simulate how Artie might wipe his humongous asshole. (NT) -- Anything that might bring you closer to Artie's ass is a win for you, stalking moron., 13:32:51 05/11/12 Fri (108.28.61.184)
      • Are you talking about Artie's ass or Howard's ass? I think you're just in love with ass, that is as long as it is attached to a man. Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing BUt The Truth, 00:08:42 05/12/12 Sat (71.191.149.66)
        • Actually, I was referring to the biggest ass I know...YOU. (NT) -- Who just happens to be attached to manface on a daily basis., 11:32:02 05/12/12 Sat (108.28.61.184)
    • Since I'm out of the Stern Show offices this weekend, I can't check on that right away for you. ;-) -- Stern Show Insider, 23:17:26 05/12/12 Sat (64.12.117.6)

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• When they publicly come out in favor of man-boy marriages, you should be a very happy pedoman. (NT) -- But, that ain't gonna happen, Max. And with good reason. Sick bastard., 10:54:32 05/10/12 Thu (108.28.61.184)
• Nobody cares, you stupid son of a bitch. (NT) -- You're a gay racist. Now go away, and eat your fried chicken 'n watermelon., 13:42:47 05/10/12 Thu (121.54.58.134)
  • I assure you, this President has a big stick (NT) -- Joe Biden, 00:41:03 05/12/12 Sat (68.53.194.188)
    • Biden actually SAID THAT in a recent speech. (NT) -- Wonder what he'd say about Grady?, 11:33:03 05/12/12 Sat (108.28.61.184)

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• You didn't need to post it twice, dimwit. We got it the first time. (NT) -- Still jacking off to Saturday Night Fever posters in your bedroom, eh Max? You are so sad and stunted., 10:56:11 05/10/12 Thu (108.28.61.184)
  • The only thing you got the first time was a cock up your ass. When you got a cock up your ass the second time, you were no longer a virgin. You've been a cock-slut ever since, penis boy. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 12:04:21 05/11/12 Fri (71.191.149.66)
    • Huh?! (NT) -- Scooby Doo, 13:34:15 05/11/12 Fri (108.28.61.184)

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• John rode his Yamaha to Omaha to attend the first annual Gay in the closet support group. (NT) -- Tom Cruse was there also but he came by greyhound at night., 00:38:59 05/12/12 Sat (68.53.194.188)

• Who knew Travolta was Catholic? (NT) -- Always thought he was one of those @CULTOID@s., 00:30:24 05/10/12 Thu (96.255.155.39)
  • Are you really that dumb? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:36:20 05/10/12 Thu (71.191.149.66)
    • I'm not the one that spells masseuses, "massuses", nitwit. (NT) -- If you can't control your stupidity, maybe you should remain on the short bus when all the other retards get off., 10:59:37 05/10/12 Thu (108.28.61.184)

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• Aren't you clever with your racial stereotypes? No, 121.54.58.158, there isn't a clever bone in your body. That twinge you feel is the feeble, diseased bone of 96.255.155.39 plowing your dirty, sore, bleeding asshole. Why don't you just relax and enjoy it? Afterwords, you and he can entertain each other with nigger jokes. I know that you two nazis really enjoy that sort of thing. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:14:30 05/09/12 Wed (71.191.149.66)
  • You sure do enjoy using thee N word, any chance you get. Right, dwarf? (NT) -- Bones, blood, fascists and fartwholes. That's what insignificant dwarves are made of., 02:05:25 05/09/12 Wed (121.54.58.158)
    • No. You brought race into the discussion. Anything bad on this board is something I associate with you and your butt-buddy, 96.255.155.39. Hitler would be proud of you two cock twizzlers because you think just like him. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 05:41:44 05/09/12 Wed (71.191.149.66)
      • Are you certain about that, Racist Roy? (NT) -- Oh, and tell us again about your good pal, @GODZIRRA@. That one had us all rollin' in the aisle. Asshole., 06:27:43 05/09/12 Wed (121.54.58.148)
        • Slam!!! You just made Max your bitch for life, 121. (NT) -- Please train him not to yelp so goddamn much., 10:22:42 05/09/12 Wed (96.255.155.39)
          • Really? You got it so fucking wrong. You two testicle twinks are my pet bitches. The sooner you wise up to that fact, the better it will be for you. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 22:41:16 05/09/12 Wed (71.191.149.66)
            • ^^Sometimes he a bit lucid. Other times, like this, he's off on another Walter Mitty fantasy^^ (NT) -- Max will sometime dream about us as two young lads wearing shorts, suspenders and beanies on our heads. Next thing you know, he's eating his pillow and feathers are flying out of his yapper., 00:20:38 05/10/12 Thu (96.255.155.39)
              • "Sometimes he a bit lucid, " seems like Uncle Remus talk to me. Are you engaging in racial stereotypes again? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:25:02 05/10/12 Thu (71.191.149.66)
                • ^^See his bigotry in everything^^ (NT) -- Freud would've had a field day., 00:26:10 05/10/12 Thu (96.255.155.39)
                  • With you. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:32:37 05/10/12 Thu (71.191.149.66)
                    • I'm not a minority, dope. If you view your bigotry with me, then you're really messed up. (NT) -- But shit, we knew that goddamned already., 11:02:08 05/10/12 Thu (108.28.61.184)
      • This is simply a miserable lie from an avowed fan of the KKK. Remember when you used to post links to pics of old KKK rally's and sigh *the good old days*? Yes, Max...you did this. (NT) -- And now you have the nerve to call us racists and fans of Hitler? That is shameful. Shame on you, Grand Wizard Max!, 21:48:30 05/09/12 Wed (96.255.155.39)
        • That post is the "miserable lie." I never posted any such photos, or anything else of that nature. However, I wouldn't put it past you to be guilty of such shit. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 22:44:05 05/09/12 Wed (71.191.149.66)
          • You told us you shot a (N word) in Baltimore and never looked back. (NT) -- Stop projecting dumb bunny...you KNOW it's true., 00:22:13 05/10/12 Thu (96.255.155.39)
            • That is an outright lie. And I don't say "N word." It sounds stupid. I say nigger. I don't say nigger in a derisive way towards black people. I say nigger when I call out racists who use the word nigger as an insult to African-Americans and black people, in general (i.e. black people who are not American). (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:31:38 05/10/12 Thu (71.191.149.66)
              • ^^Loves disguising how much he loves to say the N word^^ (NT) -- You should hear him when his Tourette's kicks in., 11:03:20 05/10/12 Thu (108.28.61.184)
  • Your racist slant on everything is despicable, dwarf. Haven't you got your former characters out of your system yet? (NT) -- That hole in your heart will come back to haunt you, Daniel Carver., 10:25:06 05/09/12 Wed (96.255.155.39)
    • I was just talking about BBQ sauce. Everybody loves it. (NT) -- And out of the blue, our bitch begins calling me a racist. The Nerve Of Some Bitches!, 10:44:27 05/09/12 Wed (121.54.58.154)
      • I love BBQ sauce, too, 121. Does that make me a racist? No. I think we're seeing more projection on Max's part. He loves to use the N word too. (NT) -- I wonder if the dark-skinned boys he captures automatically become his slaves? I'm thinking, yes., 12:56:40 05/09/12 Wed (96.255.155.39)
        • I believe they become his slaves,.96 (NT) -- I think they're forced to pour BBQ sauce all over his privates. But I strongly doubt that they find any pleasure or health benefits by eating dwarf meat., 18:27:16 05/09/12 Wed (121.54.58.148)
          • You get pleasure just thinking up those stupid scenarios. Do you and 96.255.155.39 jack each other off when you think of one? I'm guessing yes. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 22:46:44 05/09/12 Wed (71.191.149.66)
            • Nah. But we do dream of gang-banging that Barb girl in every orifice, including her right eye socket. (NT) -- And leaving her in a heap on the floor, drowning in the cum bath., 00:17:49 05/10/12 Thu (96.255.155.39)
              • And dreams like those should tell you that you need to be on heavy medication under the supervision of a doctor. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:22:04 05/10/12 Thu (71.191.149.66)
                • The kind of medication that ups your testosterone so you can produce more cum? (NT) -- You really want that bath, don't you Barbie doll?, 00:23:46 05/10/12 Thu (96.255.155.39)
                  • I need a bath after I read one of your filthy posts. They are so sick that I want to vomit. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:34:50 05/10/12 Thu (71.191.149.66)
                    • Of course, you do. You'd love to be jazzed with the sticky stuff to the point where you'd be unrecognizable. (NT) -- I didn't realize that vomiting while being submerged with jimmy juice was another of your fantasies. T.M.I., shithead. T.M.I., 11:06:29 05/10/12 Thu (108.28.61.184)

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