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  • OOH-RAH !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 11:05:18 07/04/09 Sat (12.64.180.172)
    Today is the Fourth of July, and Artie is my American Hero. I'd sure like to light some firecrackers with him. Tee-Hee. Artie Rules!


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  • Howard Stern and The Fourth of July -- @GOD@, 06:16:32 07/04/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)

    There is a Fourth of July. Usually there would be a place to go see fireworks, like the douchebags camped at the beach with their trailers, a stadium, an open field, where BBQ and grills are everywhere. Once in a while, there are fireworks, usually at a close distance, sometimes at a long distance, sometimes not at all.
    It's just the people. The people of our nation are insane. We are celebrating our independence from England, a place that took over our TV with American Idol.

    Happy Fourth of July! STERN RULES! ARTIE ROCKS! FIYA!


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  • All concentration camps in all shapes, sizes, degrees, and forms are BAD. ALL OF THEM. There are many that are still around, all over the world in what they are sometimes called "refugee camps" when they are not such camps. It is only these big, 400-pound KKK Frankenstein monsters who think that the Germans attacked Pearl Harbor, and that George W. Bush graduated Phi Beta Kappa. It is this form of stupidity that true atheists like @GOD@, Penn Gillette, and the rest are marginalized by a bunch of Southern redneck fucks who think their words have meaning and purpose. This is why we have The Howard Stern Show, because something like that show has to shit on these Holocaust-denying jerkoffs who want to work for that kiddie corps Al Gore media plaything, Current TV. Fuck them, and STERN RULES! ARTIE ROCKS! FIYA! -- @GOD@, 02:25:15 07/04/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)

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  • Would Cornel West Be A Great President in 2016? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 21:08:19 07/03/09 Fri (12.65.0.225)

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  • Is Al Franken Important To Obama? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 20:21:25 07/03/09 Fri (12.65.0.225)
    Al Franken has been declared the winner in the Minnesota Senate race. He gives the Sentate a 60 vote Democratic majority. Does he guarantee the passage of Obama's health care bill? Does he assure Obama a free pass on the rest of his agenda? I hope he does mean America gets universal health care. Who would have ever thought that Stewart Smalley would have so much power in the country? I'm happy about it. Does Loren Michaels get a royalty?


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  • 75.81.96.185 is a member of the Wack Pack, and has no credibility. He is most likely someone like Joey Boots or Hi-Pitch Homeless. Do not listen to anything 75.81.96.185 says. He is a Stern show nuisance. -- @GOD@, 19:30:24 07/03/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)

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  • This clown is sick and needs to be stopped! -- Calling GLAAD and the National Gay and Lesbian Task Force, 19:22:51 07/03/09 Fri (75.81.96.185)
    ...You are a sick fucking fuck, who should have your AZT fail on you, immediately and painfully, you putrid fucking t'aint. You should expereince the disease like the people who wasted away quickly in the 1980's. Fuck You, @FAKEGOD@! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:04:06 07/03/09 Fri (12.65.6.250)

    This is the most sickening, vile homophobic stuff that you've ever written. You are a complete liar and hypocrite. You state you're in favor of Gay Rights yet peddle this type of anti-Gay rhetoric. Pretending to be liberal when all you are is a self-hating man who shows emotional violence toward the Gay community.

    You should be ashamed. I hope members of GLAAD and the National Gay and Lesbian Task Force read this and DEMAND you are exposed to the public. If anyone is interested, we believe his name is Max Brown and he lives in the Washington, DC area.

    This is the last straw. Your homophobic remarks and clear hatred for the Gay community needs to be investigated. You need to be targeted, hunted down and held responsible for your constant hatred of homosexuals and lesbians everywhere.

    I hope they find you and bring you to justice.


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  • Sarah Palin Resigns As Governor Of Alaska !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 18:00:02 07/03/09 Fri (12.65.6.250)
    Will she go away? Can we have Tina Fey back now?


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  • Artie's Fourth Of July !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 10:20:00 07/03/09 Fri (12.64.158.49)
    How great would it be to hang out with Artie on the Fourth of July? Will he have a cookout? Will he have fireworks? I would love to have a few beers, eat a couple of hot dogs and shoot off some fireworks with Artie on the Fourth of July. Artie Rules!


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  • Kobe Bryant Snubs L.A. Mayor -- @GOD@, 19:29:33 07/02/09 Thu (71.106.87.62)

    So much for Hollywood Homies. Ya lost again, and your boy Mayor V bangs news anchors. GOOOOOD FOR YOOOOOOU!


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  • 68.40.67.35, Scientologist in heat. -- @GOD@, 14:17:01 07/02/09 Thu (71.106.87.62)

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  • "I Want Pizza!" @UnemployedDummy@, 03:27:01 06/03/09 Thu (71.106.87.62) -- @GOD@, 14:02:58 07/02/09 Thu (68.40.67.35)


    Many references regarding "pizza". Maybe the @SausageKing@ is begging for a job as a short order cook at Domino's in Koreatown.

    "Waitress? I'm a fan of James Thurber Pizza, garnished in feathers and fried eggnog. Can you help a poor alter boy out?"

    "More lies and jerkoff juice on my pizza, please."

    "Can I have a pizza sprinkled with anchovies and Ritalin?"

    "I need a job, you Wack Pack retard! Give me a slice with triple cheese."

    "I'd really enjoy a medium sized pie with Joey Boot's DNA sprinkled all over the fucking thing."

    "Don't you have a pizza to cook, Rational Logic Whore? You are irrelevant because no one around you likes you living in the 1950s Godfather years. Go away, Moltisanti. And make mine with a crispy crust."

    "Meh, Meh, Meh. Pork sausages and anchvies. Meh, Meh, Meh."

    Bullying your way into the @PizzaKing@'s chair, you dick-waving anus scrub?"

    "Pizza makes Me a rough and tough strongman. Hard cock and ass cheese in my mouth, please."

    "All the pizza that goes into My mouth is true."

    "Bake Me A Timmy Tulip Perez Pizza, Biatch! And Don't Piss On It This Time, You Reverend Bob Levy Empire State Building!"

    "My father, who is the banker to the Hollywood Scientology set, once force-fed me a DiGiorno pizza box after catching Me wacking it silly to a photo of a scantly clad Tom Cruise."

    "Bake Me A Big One, You Wack Pack Bigshot Homo! And Make It Snappy!"

    "What is a derivative, waitress? Can you put some on my pizza pie for free? I've never worked a day in my life and, I'm broke."

    "Can I please have three International Network of Moltisanti Homo pizzas to go? MIT blackjack jerkoff."
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    Sure, Howard. There *is* more. But you get the gist of it. The big-eared @Dumbo@ will work for peanuts. Peanuts and pizza.

    Yeah. @GOD@ agrees, Howard. @Dopey@ is sad. Sad, pathetic, untalented AND hungry for tasty pizza.


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  • Today, my dad the Scientologist is going to Asia again to spread the word of Scientology. It is his unfalterting logical mind and fast-talking mouth that makes him the perfect candidate for the Dianetics bible. He will probably bang a few more whores and drink like a fish like a raging Tom Cruise hard-on in a gay bar. The incredible thing is that @GOD@ is the total opposite of this lowlife and his lowlife ways. This is why Howard Stern is in this world, to expose the dangerousness of such Scientology people. STERN RULES! -- @GOD@, 14:00:24 07/02/09 Thu (71.106.87.62)

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  • Does Artie Like Fuscia? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:21:14 07/02/09 Thu (12.65.222.195)
    If I knitted Artie a fuscia-colored sweater, do you think he'd wear it on the air? Artie Rules!


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  • This is a sick fuck who ought to be neutured. Howard Stern Show, ruin this fucker's life. -- @GOD@, 23:53:06 07/01/09 Wed (71.106.87.62)

    Author Host/IP: 75.81.96.185

    The fake @GOD@ is your long distance boyfriend. That's why you defend him so vehemently. You two have been wanting to suck each other's dicks for years.


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  • I need a job now. I don't know where to work in Los Angeles. Or what to work in. I am confused. All doors seem closed. I like radio. Not all radio, I like radio. I really have nothing and no network. I am in a black hole. I think it's over. Would Disney Inc. forgive me? -- @GOD@, 20:43:10 07/01/09 Wed (71.106.87.62)

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  • Places of worship such as The Church of Scientology, The Church of Latter-Day Saints, virtually all religions are worthless. It is the only time a person in their life feels at one with the universe, which is a lot of adrenaline and delusional damaging to the brain. The reason the United States is at a low in science and math is because the nation allows these cults and religions to flourish and gain power. They should all be banned, because they ruin education and intellectual curiosity. We have fooled ourselves into thinking that our country should allow some freedom of religion, when we should examine why religion destroys societies. It will take thousands of years to discover and accept the death of religion. This is why The Howard Stern Show is great. STERN RULES! -- @GOD@, 18:38:53 07/01/09 Wed (71.106.87.62)

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  • I Am So Jealous !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 16:53:59 07/01/09 Wed (12.65.66.185)
    On last night's episode of TMZ, footage was shown of Dame Shirley Bassey on her way to an Elton John party. She was dressed head-to-toe in bright, lovely purple. She even showed-off purple nail polish on her fingers. You go girl. What a fashion icon she is to look up to in this drab world. Dayum!


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  • The biggest liar of many Howard Stern's enemies is this one. Read what this no-good liar posts here, because he thinks Opie and Anthony are going to be the next tag-team Limbuaghs. -- @GOD@, 01:09:59 07/01/09 Wed (71.106.87.62)

    "It's there because it was rammed into your head through your ass! Hahahahahahahahahahhaaha!"

    "Aw, did you and your boyfriend have an itty bitty fight? And now, you want to shit all over him? Of course, shitting all over him was part of your sex play fantasy, wasn't it?"

    "Sorry, stupid...he is just a johnny-come-lately. I've been watching this board since it started ten years ago. He is just a glory hound who wants so badly to be the original. And you just keep getting gayer and gayer over the years. At the same time, the denial you cling onto is astounding."

    "He is your long distance boyfriend. That's why you defend him so vehemently. You two have been wanting to suck each other's dicks for years."

    "You're a bore. Here's your opportunity for the "last post" which you delusionally think makes you the top gun. Unfortunately for you, people can actually read all the garbage you write prior to that last response."


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  • @FAKEGOD@ Has Fecal Matter For Gray Matter !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 16:59:27 06/30/09 Tue (12.64.24.239)

























    I Rule!


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  • @GOD@ really never cared for Michael Jackson nor his music but "She's Out Of My Life" was an extremely lovely ballad. -- @GOD@, 12:22:32 06/30/09 Tue (68.40.67.35)

    And Get A Load Of This Shit! Fucking White Trash punk, "Jordan Chandler Admits He Lied About Michael Jackson Molestation Claims" -- http://www.hersbandandwife.com/blog/2009/06/27/jordan-chandler-admits-he-lied-about-michael-jackson/

    "After the sudden death of Michael Jackson, Jordan Evan Chandler tells the truth.

    In 1993, Chandler told a psychiatrist and police that he and Jackson had engaged in sexual acts that included oral sex, the boy gave detailed description of Jackson’s genitals. The case was settled out of court for a reported $22 million, but the strain led Jackson to begin taking painkillers. Eventually he became addicted.

    Now maybe for the remorse of his death Chandler decides to tell us the truth. ” I never meant to lie and destroy Michael Jackson but my father made me to tell only lies. Now i can’t tell Michael how much i’m sorry and if he will forgive me ”.Evan Chandler was tape-recorded saying amongst other things, “If I go through with this, I win big-time. There’s no way I lose. I will get everything I want and they will be destroyed forever…

    Under the influence of a controversial father (Jordan Chandler the father) told his son (Jordan Even Chandler) to tell that Jackson had touched his penis.Jordan Chandler then told a psychiatrist and later police that he and Jackson had engaged in acts of kissing, masturbation and oral sex, as well as giving a detailed description of what he alleged were the singer’s genitals.
    ” Now for the first time i can’t bare to lie anymore. Michael Jackson didn’t do anything to me, all was my father lies to escape from being poor."

    Hang Both The Lying Cocksucker, And His Fucked-Up Old Man For Such Acts Of Desperate Terror!

    Again, @GOD@ has reason to be ashamed of His race.


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  • Happy Birthday, Li-Lo !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:52:39 06/29/09 Mon (12.64.90.229)
    Lindsay Lohan celebrated her twenty-third birthday this past weekend. TMZ got footage of her having a party at a beach house, wearing a bathing suit that lets her ass cheeks hang out at the bottom. She has nice, little buns. I'd like to butter them. Li-Lo Rules!


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  • On The Cover Of Vogue Magazine !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 11:20:22 06/13/07 Mon (12.64.186.194) -- @GOD@, 15:44:19 06/29/09 Mon (68.40.67.35)

    "Yes, I've said it, and I'm proud for doing so! I dress in women clothes and I look damn good! Better than any of you penis tickling t'aints !!! Often, I'll be approached by a cute looking shutterbug, begging for both a pose and an autograph, and I'm usually happy to oblige. If the dude is acting sweet and yummy, I'll throw in a sultry kiss, smack dab on his adorable lips free of charge !!! Being a wet, mischievous tease is all I am! Humor me, and slap me on my silly fanny if I appear too naughty for your puritanical taste. Tee Hee, Tee Hee. Artie Rules!"




    That's sick business to @GOD@. Normal posters will have to agree.


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  • On The Cover Of The Rolling Stone !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 13:20:22 06/29/09 Mon (12.64.186.194)
    No, I'm not talking about Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show. I'm talking about the JoBros. That's Jonas Brothers to you people who are uninitiated into their greatness as pop musicians. The Jonas Brothers are on the cover of the latest issue of Rolling Stone, a well-respected music magazine. Does it make them the new Beatles? I think so. JoBros Rule!


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  • When Michael Jackson died, it didn't really affect @GOD@. Farrah Fawcett died, Billy Mays died, Ed McMahon died, no effect. I think that's because @GOD@ doesn't feel like a part of show business in any way. It's just another world out there that isn't accessible, a supposedly higher entity that @GOD@ can't comprehend, a place @GOD@ doesn't live nor belong. I tend to think of that other world where famous people died as Nazi Germany, when people mourned and mourned for Adolf Hitler when he died. I wonder only about what's happening in Iran and around the world, and more pressing events locally. There's got to be at least one, and I mean one, Wack Packer who's crying over the death of Michael Jackson. Howard Stern will find those people when he comes back from vacation. And, ARTIE RULES! -- @GOD@, 00:28:43 06/29/09 Mon (71.106.87.62)

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  • And My Panties Are Not Pink !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 19:47:56 06/28/09 Sun (12.64.198.28)
    They are fuscia.

    Learn that distinction.

    Fuscia Rules!


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  • In a bizzarro world, why would a bunch of gangbanging homies with attitude be given Hollywood welfare jobs under the reign of Bruce Willis? Are these homies going to jack me with their ghetto-speak and other means of passive-aggressive shit? Do their little whores plan to drag me to the Scientology Celebrity Centre? Why are d-list Hollywood production crews like this? Does anybody know who they are? Guess not. I assume Bruce Willis is behind all these intern rape conspiracies. I caught that on Letterman the other day when they had a sketch about it. Too bad the homies don't know whose ass to fuck. It's probably just as well they're still scared of Whitey, who is a fairly scary opponent. But with @GOD@ and The Little Red Notebook, the homies, their whores, and even their king Bruce Willis ain't shit compared to it. I would like the Stern show to fuck them hard when they're back from vacay. Whatevers! Fucking bitch. -- @GOD@, 03:52:41 06/28/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)

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  • Pastor Mark Downey -- Is he as nice as he seems?, 01:30:38 06/28/09 Sun (68.212.241.171)
    Does anyone know anything about Mark Downey the Jew hater? Mr. Downey takes hate to a new level saying with a straight face that Jews kidnap thousands of christian children every year, grind them up, and sell them as Dog food. All war and missery is Jew related. These are some of his milder claims. Feel free to read them for yourself. I dont believe a word of it. In fact I always enjoyed their begals and Potato pancakes and they always give you a big hug. And now this


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  • What Is It With Women And Shoes! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:21:03 06/28/09 Sun (12.65.204.129)
    I don't get it

    Just kidding.

    I do get it.

    I share the same obsession with shoes as those women.


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  • Artie Lange at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino, 8 PM. GO ARTIE GO! -- @GOD@, 20:35:41 06/27/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)

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  • Are They The New Beatles? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 13:38:42 06/27/09 Sat (12.65.0.22)
    The Jonas Brothers' new CD is number one on the Billboard album chart.


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