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Date Posted: April 07, 10:21:am GMT-5
Author: ......
Subject: choco
In reply to: lil mis trubble 's message, "jesus saves" on April 07, 10:14:am GMT-5

> >HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
> >
> >(As answered by elementary school students!)
> >
> >You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff Like, if you like
> >sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should
> >keep the chips and dip coming.
> >Alan, age 10
> >
> >No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
> >marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later
> >who you're stuck with.
> >Kirsten, age 10
> >
> >WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
> >
> >Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
> >then.
> >Camille, age 10
> >
> >No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
> >married.
> >Freddie, age 6
> >
> >HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
> >You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
> >the same kids.
> >Derrick, age 8
> >
> >WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
> >Both don't want any more kids.
> >Lori, age 8
> >
> >WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
> >
> >Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
> >each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long
> >enough.
> >Lynette, age 8
> >
> >On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually
> >gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
> >Martin, age 10
> >
> >WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
> >I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
> >newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead
> >columns.
> >Craig, age 9
> >
> >WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
> >When they're rich.
> >Pam, age 7
> >
> >
> >The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess
> >with that.
> >Curt, age 7
> >
> >
> >The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
> >them and have kids with them.
> >It's the right thing to do.
> >Howard, age 8
> >
> >IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
> >
> >It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
> >someone to clean up after them.
> >Anita, age 9
> >
> >HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
> >There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
> >Kelvin, age 8
> >
> >HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
> >Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a
> >truck.
> >Ricky, age 10

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