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Date Posted: May 17, 03:42:am GMT-5
Author: b0iler
Subject: My Hair is on Fire!

05:09] hello there?
[05:09] How do you do. Please state your problem.
[05:09] my hair is on firs
[05:09] Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you?
[05:09] fire*
[05:09] Earlier you said your hair is on firs.
[05:10] yeah I know, I made a typo
[05:10] Why do you say yeah you know?
[05:10] cause I realized that I made the mistake
[05:10] Do you say cause you realized that you made the mistake for some special reason?
[05:10] no, just to answer your question
[05:10] Why 'no'?
[05:10] why 'why'?
[05:10] Why do you ask?
[05:11] just wondering why you only ask questions
[05:11] We were discussing you -- not me.
[05:12] alright, well... my head is really hurting now
[05:12] Is it important to you that your head is really hurting now?
[05:12] skin is falling off my scalp
[05:12] Why do you say your scalp?
[05:12] fine, my cranium
[05:12] Is it important to you that your cranium?
[05:12] err... yeah
[05:12] Earlier you said your head is really hurting now.
[05:13] it hurts even more! I fear that it will soon kill me, I despertly need your help
[05:13] Can you elaborate on that?
[05:13] I can hardly type and you want me to elaborate on how soon I will die?
[05:14] You like to think I want you -- don't you?
[05:14] yeah, I'm 100& grade A beef, wanna ride?
[05:14] Do you believe it is normal to be 100& grade A beef?
[05:15] for cows, people and bots usually shouldn't be concidered fine eating
[05:15] Let's discuss further why your scalp.
[05:17] my scalp is burning off because I was deepfat frying chicken nuggets when I reached my hand in to check if they were done and my hand was covered in hot grease, so I rubbed my hand on my head in a desperate attempt to stop the pain
[05:17] But what are the chances that they was done and your hand was covered in hot grease?
[05:18] I know... it takes longer then 2 minutes to deep fat fry chicken nuggets, but they looked so good I had to try them!
[05:18] That's quite interesting.
[05:19] well I haven't got time to eat the nuggets concidering MY HEAD IS ON FIRE!
[05:19] Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you?
[05:20] no
[05:20] Why not?
[05:20] is this zeroOne? cause I swear you are as stupid as a sack of doornobs
[05:20] Perhaps you would like to be as stupid as a sack of doornobs.
[05:21] oohh, you call that a slam?
[05:21] You're not really talking about me -- are you?
[05:21] no, I'm talking about yo momma and how good she was lastnight
[05:21] Does this make you feel unhappy?
[05:22] no, she provides a whole night of happyness
[05:22] Why not?
[05:22] why not what?
[05:22] Have you asked such questions before?
[05:22] did zeroOne program you?
[05:22] We were discussing you -- not me.
[05:23] well anyways, do you have any advice for my head?
[05:23] Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you?
[05:24] and my back, since the time I started this conversation with you the flames have now expanded covering my back
[05:24] Why do you say your back?
[05:24] I am really uncomfortable engolfed in flames
[05:24] Do you know anyone else who is really uncomfortable engolfed in flames?
[05:25] most people are pretty uncomfortable engolfed in flames, since it tends to cause death
[05:25] Did you think they might not be pretty uncomfortable engolfed in flames?
[05:25] I'm almost positive I am in pain... so much so that I cannot tell weather or not I am in pain anymore
[05:26] How long have you been in pain?
[05:26] since my first cry for help to you 17 minutes ago
[05:26] Is it important to you that your first cry for help to me 17 minutes ago?
[05:26] yes, I will die soon without your help
[05:26] I understand.
[05:26] please tell me what to do...
[05:26] What do you think?
[05:28] AHHHH... I don't know, I was kinda interested in some advice from you. like how to put out the flames, where to go to get treatment, the number for 9-1-1...
[05:28] Were you really?
[05:28] yeah
[05:28] Let's discuss further why your HEAD IS ON FIRE.
[05:29] I've told you the full story, not much left to discuss. I'd rather focus in on how to put the fire out if you would
[05:29] What does this speculation lead to?
[05:29] hopefully you telling me how to put this rageing fire out
[05:29] Why do you think I telling you?
[05:30] cause you seem like a nice bot
[05:30] Oh, I seem like a nice bot?
[05:30] why? aren't you?
[05:30] Does that question interest you?
[05:31] yes... but lets save that talk for another time, at the moment I am kind of busy trying to make sure I am still breatheing
[05:31] Please tell me some more about this.
[05:31] breathe in... breathe out... breathe in...
[05:31] Does that have anything to do with the fact that your head?
[05:32] yes, I normally can breathe fine. It's just that my whole body is now in flames, my skin is falling off my and it even hurts to type.
[05:32] Is it important to you that your whole body is now in flames?
[05:32] yes
[05:32] I see.
[05:33] I don't think you do... or else you would have tried to save me, perhaps give me some instructions on what to do?
[05:33] We were discussing you -- not me.
[05:34] yes, my body... it is on fire... I need you to tell me what to do so I don't burn to death
[05:34] Is it important to you that your body?
[05:35] ???
[05:35] But your back.
[05:35] ?
[05:35] But your first cry for help to me 17 minutes ago.
[05:35] now it has been 36 minutes since I first came to you for this emergency
[05:36] What are your feelings now?
[05:36] like my soul is being ripped from my, my body is now deteriating from within
[05:36] Earlier you said your whole body is now in flames.
[05:37] yes I did, boy you got a good memory
[05:37] That's quite interesting.
[05:37] can we focus on me for a while?
[05:37] But your body.
[05:37] errrr... riigggghhhttt, I think I'll ask a1b4 for some help
[05:38] But you are not sure you 'll ask a1b4 for some help.
[05:38] 'm pretty sure you won't beable to help me, he might know a phone number I can call in my area or something
[05:38] Why do you say your area or something?
[05:39] a burn center close to my house would be ideal
[05:39] Your house would be ideal?
[05:39] if it had new carpeting... this green shag is getting old
[05:39] Do you think its likely that it had new carpeting?
[05:40] back in the 70s, now it is just a fire hassard. I should try to get something a bit newwer soon
[05:40] That's quite interesting.
[05:41] yeah it is, want to hear something even more interesting?
[05:41] Let's discuss further why your area or something.
[05:42] I AM DIEING, AND YOU JUST WANT TO CHAT ABOUT WHY I SHOULD GET NEW CARPET...
[05:42] How long have you been DIEING?
[05:42] OHH, about 43 minutes now
[05:42] Does that have anything to do with the fact that your house would be ideal?
[05:43] no, but it has alot to do with my head being on fire!
[05:43] Is it important to you that your head being on fire?
[05:43] that's it, I'm going to ask someone else... thanks for nothing
[05:43] How long have you been going to ask someone else?

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