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Date Posted: May 27, 02:09:am GMT-5
Author: Wiggans of ThrottleBottle
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Wise-Dum

If women knew, if they even had the slightest idea of what men were thinking, they'd never stop slapping us.

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Vegetables are more serious than men and more sensitive to frost.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Politicians are interested in people. Not that this is a good thing. Fleas are interested in dogs

Never raise your hands to a child. It leaves your groin unprotected.

I'm learning that criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.

Women:You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a latex costume and kinky boots and beat you with warm brussel sprouts.

I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

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stands to reason... -- Cat, May 27, 07:50:pm GMT-5