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Date Posted: March 27, 11:40:pm GMT-5
Author: Len
Subject:

Saffron Monsoon And Edwina

Edina:... Who were you with last night?
Patsy: Oh he was just a windscreen washer I picked up at some traffic lights. Bum's so tight he was bouncing off the walls.

Patsy: Oh, Eddy, I thought a little mosey down Bond
Street...a little sniff around Gucci, sidle up to Ralph
Lauren, pass through Browns and then on the Quags for a light lunch.
Edina: Oooh, yum, yum, yum, yum.

Edina: A mosquito's never bitten you for gods sake.
Patsy: The last mosquito that bit me had to check
into the Betty Ford clinic.

Patsy: Um... Eddy tells me that Mr M...you know...dead.
Mother: That's right
Patsy: Well...um...I...condole you.

Saffron: Your father is dead. What does that make you feel, Mum? And you can stop smirking.
Edina: Upset, sweetheart...upset, upset.
Mother: There I told you dear. (Saffy goes to hug Edina)
Edina: I'm not ready to crack yet.
Mother: (To Saffy) Oh, leave the mummy and come to Granny, dear.

Edina gets philosophical on her 40th birthday ( Sound File)

AbFab Theme Song

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close your html code dammit! -- Len, March 28, 06:52:am GMT-5
- Catherine wheel... -- Cat, March 28, 11:00:pm GMT-5