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>An older irish gentleman marries a younger lady and >they are very much in love. However, no matter what >the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves >orgasm. Since a any wife is entitled to sexual >pleasure, they decide to ask the godfather. > >The godfather listens to their story, strokes his >face, and makes the following suggestion.. "Hire a >strapping young man. While the two of you are making >love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That >will help the wife fantasize and should bring on an >orgasm." > >They go home and follow the godfather's advice. They >hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over >them as they make love. It doesn't help and she is >still unsatisfied. > >Perplexed, they go back to the godfather. "Okay," says >the godfather to the husband, "let's try it reversed. >Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave >the towel over them." > >Once again, they follow the godfather's advice. The >young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband >waves the towel. The young man gets to work with great >enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, >room-shaking, screaming orgasm. > >The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to >him triumphantly... > >"You see, schmuck, THAT'S the way to wave a towel!"
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