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Date Posted: 15:55:47 06/23/02 Sun
Author: Rob Van Dam
Subject: Full Blown RP

After a uWa return preview the fans in the arena are sitting around all thinking that the show is already over.How-ever they are all proved wrong when suddenly the lights go out and "RESPECT" begins to blink in red on the titian-tron.Just then Breaking Points "One Of A Kind" hits the PA system and Rob Van Dam walks out onto the top of the ramp and the crowd goes balistic over getting to see RVD!He then walks down to the ring wearing his usuall spandex wrestling tights and a brand spanking NEW RVD uWa t-shirt!On his way to the ring he slaps the fans hands and gives them all high fives..... as he gets to the bottom of the ramp he sircles the ring while still high fiving the fans!He slides into the ring and then procedes to get onto the top rope,He then points to him self with his thumbs three times while he and the crowd scream "Rob....Van....Dam!"RVD then calls for a microphone and is eventually handed one by a ringside worker.He raies the mic to his mouth and then begins to speak.........

Van Dam-"Ya know,You fans are great,And really,I'll tell ya I was in a great mood tonight when I first got here in the uWa building,And then my mood was ruined when I was informed that I had to face none other than the piece of crap...HBK on Monday Night!I mean come on,This guy sucks,He sucks bad.But thats ok,Our match can still be good.How you ask?Well becuase I,RVD,Will save it!I am Rob Van Dam,And I am Mr Monday Night!I mean Monday is my Night so I figure even if my opponent sucks,The match will still be good......Just becuase it has RVD in it!"

RVD pauses and then contiues speaking about his match on Monday

RVD-"I mean,HBK and I,we both have special moves,HBK has....One and I have three.HBK,On one hand,Has the Sweet Chin Music,Its just a kick to the chin.Well I am guessing that you are thinking that,well,My Van Daminator is also a kick,But my Van Daminator has a spin and a chair!And my Van Terminator,It has a dropkick,A chair,and some nice air too!And now onto The Rolling Thunder!I mean this move is great,It is my original move,It has nothing to do with any other move.And lastly...The Five Star Frog Splash,I really dont need to explain that move but hell,It is great,And it does get the pin!"

"So HBK,I have got nothing to lose,NOTHING to lose this Monday,I am Rob Van Dam and I am The Whole F'N Show!So I am just warning you to be ready becuase I can kick some ass,And this Monday I am going to!"

RVD then drops his microphone,And walks up the ramp the same way he walked down,Slapping the fans hands all the way up.He then goes backstage and walks through the hall-ways,He then walks into his locker room and picks up his cell phone,He dials a number and begins to talk to some one who is either already in the uWa or some one who is coming soon.RVD locks his door and can be heard talking behind it as the camera fades to black.

The camera comes back on with Good Ol' JR knocking on RVD locker room door.......RVD opens the door and lets JR sit down in a chair.RVD sits down on a couch directly across from JR.

JR-"Did you hear what HBK said about your match with him???"

RVD-"Well,JR,I didnt hear him say anything about our match!The only thing I heard was X-Punk,I mean X-Pac,sorry,say that he knows that HBK will beat me.Well,X-Pac your wrong,Very wrong in fact!You see X-Pac,I have pure skill,I have a special style,As JR says.....I have an Unorthadox style all of my own!Something that HBK does not have!"

JR-"What do you think of your match?I mean the type,It is just normal,How-ever some people have special matches like First Blood ETC."

RVD-"Yeah,Your right JR,They do,But I promise you,That even though it is not a First Blood match,By the end of the match.....HBK will be bleeding!"

JR-"Well,It sure will be a slober knocker in that ring when you guys get in there!"

RVD-"Yes it will be,And JR,I guereentue that I will come out as winner,And after that bell rings.....I will be standing with my arms raised into the air!And HBK,As for him,He will be knocked out,Looking up,At the ceiling,Knowing that he just had the honor of loosing to the Whole F'N Show,He just had the ability to lose to Mr. Monday Night,To Rob Van Dam himself and to me!"

JR-"Well,That is the end for now and thank you for your time Rob"

RVD-"Your very wlecome JR"

JR leaves and RVD locks his door while he is seen talking to the same person on the phone again..........

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