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Date Posted: 21:30:25 06/25/02 Tue
Author: Daniel "Dynamite" Keene
Subject: I'm Ammuned To The Flu

(The fans in the arena go wild cheering like hell. They chant for their favorite wrestlers and suddenly the lights in the arena go pitch black. The fans calm as TNT plays. Sparks and Flames fly from the titantron as Daniel "Dynamite" Keene walks out from backstage. Daniel wears denim jeans, a black tank top, sunglasses, and cowboy boots. Daniel has short brown hair and also has a go-tee. Scenes of Daniel winning the HardKore Title and tag Titles in CFW are shown on the tron. Daniel walks down the ramp into the ring. He steps over the top rope and walks around the ring to an aurora of boos. Daniel motions for a mic and it is quickly tossed to him. Daniel waits for the boos to quieten and he speaks.)

Daniel:Well if someone told me that I was going into a high intensity matchup this thursday I'd smack them in the face. The Flu, even the name sounds ignorant. He talks about how he hopes I have the guts to face him. Please, I'll slam his little ass down to the ring in a matter of seconds. I mean he comes out here and talks like hes someone to be recognsiled with. Well the Flu is yet to know Daniel "Dynamite" Keene. Well maybe I'll give you a little background info on myself. I first entered the sport of wrestling in CFW a few months ago. With no past experience and little training I went into the fed and stole the HardKore title in my first ever CFW TV performance. I was up against a 300 pound freak hungry for blood but I stopped him in his tracks and beat his bitch ass. Thats when I was first recognized by the world.

JR:This is all true folks. I've seen this kid in action and he is impressive.

Daniel:But thats in the past. Now Im in this fed and taking on the Flu. Well if you tink I'll run from a fight then you've got shit for brains. Theres no way in hell I'll run from anyone especially if its a half bit sad sack son of a bitch such as yourself. I just wanted to let you know Flu that I'm ammuned to you. I'm 327 pounds of pure, genuine explosives. If you get too close to me then I'll blow up in your face and cripple you for life. But right now i'm oin a tag tournament and World Title match at CFW. I've seen gold because I'm that damn good. Coming out here and running you mouth wont mean shit Flu because in that ring is where it all matters. thats where I have what it takes and there is where you will meet your creator as I take the life out of your body.

King:Damn, I'm getting scared to be around this guy.

As I put you through the C-4 drop and your life flashes before your eyes just remember that Daniel "Dynamite" Keene is the last thing you saw. All I have to say to you Flu is GET READY........ TO FEEL....... AN EXPLOSION!!!!!!!!

(sparks and flames shoot from the titantron as Daniel drops the mic and exits the ring. The camera follows Daniel to the backstage area where his harley davidson sits. The harley is white with EXPLOSIVE written on the tank in flames. Daniels gets on and takes off as UWA fades to a commercial)

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