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Date Posted: 14:33:56 06/26/02 Wed
Author: Daniel "Dynamite" Keene
Subject: FLU IS ALL MOUTH

(UWA TV returns from a commercal break and the fans cheer as usual especially after The Flu, a fan favorite just had an interview with Terri. The fans are in an uproar and going crazy when the lights in the arena suddenly go pitch black. They boo for they expect Daniel "Dynamite" Keene to make his way to the arena. Instead the arena is lightened by the titantron glowing with an image fading onto the screen. They calm and watch to see. The image fades in and is seen better and better. Its a large outside colaseum with dirt tracks, mudholes, big trucks, and fans croded into the stadium. Engines are heard roaring as trucks race across the dirt track. As one race finishes the roaring of the engines quietin as the commentators begin to speak.)

Dirk Manning:Ladies and gentlemen. We are down to our final heavyweight truck bout. You folks know as well as we do that this will put one man, morely one machine down in history as a raging force that swept through the competition like a street sweeper. Lets go down to Pete Bobbins with an exclusive interview with both of our finalists.

(The image on the titantron changes to a short man with black hair in a suit standing between a medium sized man wearing blue overalls, who has matted down brown hair from wearing his helmet. the other man is.... IS DANIEL KEENE!! Daniel has on with overalls with Explosive written on them in flames. Daniel stands with his arms crossed waiting for the questions to begin.)

PB:Ladies and gentlemen i'm standing here with 3 time World Truck racing champion Bob Collins and the enormous wrestling sensation from CFW and UWA Daniel "Dynamite" Keene. First question is for Daniel. Everyone wants to know why you got into truck racing when you've got a prosperous career in wrestling?

(Pete raises the mic up to Daniel's lips)

Daniel:Well Pete, It's just a way for me to unwind. I love my truck like I do my family, hell more that I love my family. A lot more. Anyway its just fun to kick ass in and out of the ring for me in serious competition.

PB:And did you expect to go this far in truck racing, all the way to the championship bout?

DK:I expect to win the whole damn thing.

PB:WELL!! Very confident in deed. I can't wait to get into action but now for you Bob. How do you react to a rookie going this far and still being as confident as he is going up against a 3 time champion as yourself.

(puts mic to Bob's lips)

BC:Well, in my own opinion I have to respect every man that comes out here. I just love the competition and all the guys that try their hardest. But, I still think that Daniel is going to be suprised as we get going on that dirt track. I have the experience and the machinery to definately win this match.

(suddenly, Bob is interrupted when Daniel's large hand grasps his neck. Daniel has pushed Pete Bobbins out of the way and now strangles Bob with a tight grasp. daniel looks into Bob's face as Bob gasps for air and his face turns blue. Daniel looks into Bob's eyes like hes going into his soul. Daniel begins to speak)

DK:If your so confident then were going to race for pink slips. I sure as hell didn't like your tone of voice Bob. Are you up to it.

(Bob nods his head yes with Daniel's tightening grip still on his neck. Daniel shoves Bob away who falls on the ground holding hisneck. daniel guves Pete a frowning look before walking away toward his truck. Pete looks at Bob and helps him up. Bob stumbles away out of sight. Pete looks back into the camera)

PB:Well now the stakes are higher. Their now racing for pink slips. The winner takes home the glory and the others truck. Back to you Dirk.

(the view changes back over the caluseum from a helicopters view. The dirt track is empty as Bob Collins truck pulls out of the side garage. The truck is blue with sponsors all over it. The number is 43. Bob atops the truck at the starting line and reves it up for the fans. The fans cheer.)

DM:Ladies and gentlemen the last bout is about to take place. i don't know about you but I'd hate to have been Bob Collins in that latest interview.

(A horribly loud roaring sound is heard as a white 4x4 Chevy Silverado pickup with EXPLOSIVE written on the sides in flames spins out onto the track stopping at the finish line. The truck is humougas with large tires and sparkling chrome rims. Even with it idleing its hard to hear above the engine.)

DM:And thats Daniel "Dynamite" Keene with an explosive entrance. Unlike most of the other drivers Daiel has only two spondsors, UWA and CFW.

(Daniels truck squares up on the starting line. The trucks rev loudly. The fans quieten as the read light comes on at the light. It works its way down. .... GREEN!!!!!!! Daniel's truck suddenly leapes into the air with a wheelie and then continues on. Bob Collins truck spins out from the start and their off. They go over the frst jump and Bob is in the lead. The second jump, still Bob. The third jump and Daniel is closing the gap. The hit the curve and hit the main stretch. BOOM@!!!! SPLASH!!!! Both trucks hit the mudhole and tear their way through. Daniel's truck is out of the mud and so is bob's. They close in on the finish line. Closer and clser and suddenly Daniel's truck takes the lead with a burst of speed. Daniel "Dynamite" Keene wins the TRUCK RACING CHAMPIONSHIP In Dallas Texas. The fans go into an outroar. Dirk Manning can't believe it.)

DM:The rookie has done it. Daniel Keene is the champion!! Bob Collins loses his historical truck forever!!!

(Daniel's white Chevy comes to a sudden hault past the finish line. Bob Collons pulls up beside him, Daniel climbs out onto the roof of the cab with his arms raised in victory. The trophy is already out on the track being handed up to Daniel. Daniel raises it up into the air as Bob throws his keys up to Daniel. Daniel takes the keys to Bob's truck and puts them in his pocket. after a moment of settling down Daniel has got the mic.)

DK:Once again. Proven myself in front of millions of spectators. The champion brought down again, fallen at mny hands. I told the world i was going to do this and I have backed that up. With my final adue I would like to say to Bob, I don't want your FUCKEN TRUCK!!!! (fans boo) Its worthless to me. I will make good use of it though. I shall show the world not only of truck racing, but of wrestling too, what happens when I get fucked with. So with further adue, I will make and example out of this truck.

(Daniel lays the mic down on his truck and then reaches into his truck and oulls out three army grenades. The frans don't know what to think along with the commentators.)

DM:What is he going to do?

(Daniel jumps down to the ground, gets in his truck and moves it away from Bob's. Then Daniel gets back out of his truck and walks over to Bob's with the grenades in hand. Daniel then pulls the pins out of all three. Everyone near Daniel and near the ruck run as fast as they can as Daniel pitches the grenades at Bob's truck. BOOOOM!!!!!! Debre flies everywhere as the truck burst into flames. Daniel stands not moving an inch through it all. Daniel laughs as everyone else in in complete horror. AS the truck burns Daniel walks back over to his truck and gets the mic.)

DK:Now, as you all may know I have a match coming up against The Flu in UWA. The Flu says a bunch of stupid shit when he knows he can't back any of it up. Now Flu, I heard your remark about HardKore matches and just because you can't handle things when they get a little extreme or dangerous doesn't give you the right to make jokes of them. All I have to say is that you will see how extreme as I can get when we face tomorrow night. I'll slam your ass to the mat multiple times. Then, when you have no more energy to continue, I'll put you through even more. I don't like you just because you actually think you have a chance Flu. Well I have a virus all my own and your soon to be inflicted and suffer its wrath. You'll leave the arena at Thursday Night Too Cold in a body bag. Your body will have 3rd degree burns all over it from where I exploded pn you in the ring. The C-4 drop is going to end you Flu. When your on the mat and the ref hits the mat for the third time is when you'll realize you've felt my explosion. Flu, get a piece of paper and pencil because I'm coming. Make out your will because you don't wwant to leave the loved ones behind with nothing when you leave this earth. Flu... GET READY.......... TO FEEL.............. AN EXPLOSION!!!!!!!!!!

(Daniel Keene then drops the mic to the dirt and climbs into his truck. The motor screams as the truck takes off. But as it leaves the arena it rams through the burning pile of rubbish thaqt was once Bob Collins' truck. The lights in the arena come back on as the image on the titantron fades off.

JR:WOW!!! Tomorrow night is going to be one for the record books!!!

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