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Date Posted: 15:50:34 06/22/02 Sat
Author: Whammy (the NEW next big thing!)
Subject: Another Whammy Interview

Whammy walks in on an interview with a chair, and nails both of them down...

"i need more air time! Raven, you are going to be just a stepping stone, a launch pad if you will, to my glorious career in this company... and if you don't believe me, just think of yourself as this interviewer here, gets what you might get on monday!"

Whammy pulls the interviewer up, puts him on his shoulders, and delivers a neckbreaker, known as the Double Whammy, on to the chair! Whammy then climbs up scaffolding with the chair, and launches from the top onto the inverviewer with the chair leg drop, aptly called the 'metal chair drop'!

"and as for this lame excuse of a superstar..."

Whammy delivers a Double Whammy and a Metal Chair Drop to him too!

"Well, that's what i feel about Raven..."

at that moment, Raven comes from behind with his shopping cart and runs down Whammy. Raven finds a 2x4, but whammy nails a low blow, then smashes the 2x4 over Raven. Then a chair shot, a Double Whammy, and a Metal Chair Drop. Raven is bleeding from the forehead.

"Don't you learn? oh wait, YOU HAVE NO BRAIN! YOU CAN'T LEARN! and for god's sake, put some undies under that kilt!"

Interview Over

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