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Date Posted: 10:38:00 07/08/02 Mon
Author: Alternativ
Subject: Monday Night RP

[Alternativ is sitting back in his locker room. He is reading the card for Monday Night Full-Blown.]

A: Number one contender, S.O.B. title. Alternativ....

[He checks closer]

A: Vs. Shawn Michaels? What the hell? Oh Man, this is definitely opportunity! There will be a legend in that ring. And one man will have the opportunity of the lifetime! The opportunist being Shawn Michaels, and the legend being me!

JR: Oh Please!

A: Now you see, I've been in the ring with many many many wrestlers. But Old HBK and I have never crossed paths. I mean, Shawn Michaels is definitely a well-known athlete in sports entertainment. But hell, I'm a goddamn house-hold name! I'm the Jackel. The greatest wrestler of all time. A 14 time World Champion in just 3 years! Would you believe that? Well, you should. Shawn Michaels will be just like every other legend that's got in my path. He'll be like Flair, Bret, Perfect, Slaughter, Sting, Hall, Nash, and every other legend I've embarassed. Shawn Michaels, you want to make me dance to the Sweet Chin Music right? Well, I love dancing. But I'd much rather see you dance to the Jackel's Edge! Pal. And that's not just the punchline, that's the truth. OH MAN!

[Camera fades]

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