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Date Posted: 23:54:48 07/17/02 Wed
Author: kopy kat
Author Host/IP: spider-wo033.proxy.aol.com / 205.188.200.33
Subject: I know i missed the deadline, but i guess ill post any way


Scene:
The scene opens up to the palatial residence of Kopy Kat in Haddonfield, New jersey around mid afternoon. Our first shot is that of the swimming pool, where we see Kopy Kat sitting in one of the deckchairs. He's wearing a pair of three-quarter length cargo pants and a black tanktop -- matching Adidas Breaker sunglasses shading his eyes and his hair tied back neatly in a ponytail. As he's working on his tan, Willis the butler appears in shot with a funny and somewhat confused look on his face... ]|-

Willis -- Butler:
There's a man holding a large radio at the front door, sir. He claims to go by the name of Your number one fan...

Kopy Kat:
Ugh, tell him to go elsewhere...

Willis – Butler:
He insists on speaking to you directly, sir...

Kopy Kat :
So then you insist otherwise. If that fails, I will personally remove him from the premises. I've got no time for that-

Jason:
FOO'... stupid foo'. Whatchu think you could achieve by doing that?

Kevin:
I thought she liked me -- I thought this was my in...

Scene:
-|[ The camera swings around as Willis leaves, where we see Jason Lee(Jay) and Kevin smith (silent Bob) heading around the side of the house and towards the pool -- Kevin looking dejected... ]|-

Jason:
Allow me to educate you, foo'. There are two kinds of women in this word -- bitches and sluts...

Kevin:
Really? So how do you tell the difference?

Jason:
Because a slut sleeps with everyone and a bitch sleeps with everyone BUT you.

Kevin:
Ahh, so which one is Kopy Kats girl friend?

Scene:
Kopy Kat looks over and removes his shades, suddenly becoming interested in the conversation... ]|-

Kopy Kat:
Yeah, I'm interested to know that myself -- Jason?

Jason: (fumbling for an answer)
Uh... Mary Kate is an amazing woman unlike any other -- she falls into neither category.

-|[ Nice save... ]|-

Kevin:
Damn, that means I'll never find a woman who can meet my needs.

Jason:
Sure you will, foo'. Come to space camp with me this summer -- you can get yourself some astronaut ass...

Kevin:
Dude, I've got expectations you know...

Jason: (looking shocked)
Say what? Expectations??

Scene:
Kopy Kat and Jason start laughing, shaking their heads in amusement... ]|-

Kopy Kat: (putting his shades back on)
Now THAT'S funny...

Kevin:
Fuck you guys -- I'm going inside...

Scene:
And that's exactly what he does... ]|-

Jason: (taking a seat)
So what are you doing dawg?

Kopy Kat :
Taking it easy -- I needed a day off...

Jason:
You got anything to eat man?

Kopy Kat :
That depends. Do you mean something to eat or something to -- you know -- EAT...

Jason:
Food, dawg -- I'm saving myself for tonight.

Kopy Kat :
In that case, yeah -- inside.

Scene:
Jason gets up as Willis steps outside, looking more apprehensive... ]|-

Willis -- Butler:
Excuse me, sir...

Kopy Kat :
What is it now Willis? Don't tell me you still haven't got rid of him?

Jason:
Got rid of who?

Kopy Kat ]:
number one fan, he's out front...

Willis -- Butler:
He just refuses to go, sir.

Kopy Kat :
That's pathetic -- step aside.

Scene:
Willis does as Kopy Kat and Jason head inside, 'getting their walk on'. Mr. Sadistic opens the door to the basement and pulls out an automatic shotgun -- turning and walking towards the front door. He opens it, revealing “number one fan on the doorstep”... ]|-

Number one fan:
Hey Kop-

Scene:
Kopy Kat doesn't even let him finish, instead opting to shoot him right in his leg... ]|-

Number one fan: (falling to the ground and clutching his leg)
ARGH FUCK ME! YOU BASTARD! YOU SHOT ME!

Kopy Kat : Yeah?

Number one fan:
I'M BLEEDING!

Kopy Kat :
So then use your other leg to get you to the hospital -- Dwayne was able to. (lining up his other leg) But hurry -- some people are known to get trigger happy...

Scene:
The fan scrambles up to his feet, taking off down the drive as Kopy Kat slams the door shut -- handing the shotgun to Willis... ]|-

Kopy Kat :
And that's how we deal with that kind of problem around here -- now you know.

Willis -- Butler: (taking the firearm cautiously)
Uh...

Kopy Kat :
Next time, you know what to do.

Willis -- Butler:
Sir, besides from the fact that I think your actions were a little over the top, I don't even know how to use one of these things...

Jason: (sighing)
And you call yourself a brother. Here -- let me show you...

Scene:
The camera cuts away to Kopy Kat as he puts his shades down on the table, turning to face the intruding camera lens... ]|-

Kopy Kat :
On the flip side of Massacre, I've achieved what I set out to do. I have a match with Stupac, and you have the Sadistic One to thank for all of it. He wouldn’t answer my challenge, so I went looking for him. And he felt the repercussions. Did it require me even breaking a sweat? Shit no, I've taken down much stronger competition than that before. I said last week that somebody's career was going to be brought to an end, that they would join Allen Iverson in the unemployment line by Monday morning. And I guarentee it will happen this week. Speaking of the upcoming massacre, I still do not have Stupac in a one on one match., but what I intend and what this front office throws at me are two totally different things. What happens Massacre will have a major influence on that. I want back my Spotlight, and as far as I can see -- there's no reason why I shouldn't be acknowledged as holding that spotlight. The track record's there, the ability is undeniable, Remember DPW, @ time Imperial Champ, two time Tag champ -- I've proven that even legends are unable to deter me from taking what I came here for.

Kopy Kat :
So who's next in line? Who's the next individual that's been thrown to the wolves? The answer to that question -- Stupac. Congratulations on the Win loss streak you've got going for yourself Stu, on Massacre you'll have another one to add to the ever growing list of losses. Hang on though, you want to lose? Right, sure you do, but in any event -- you definitely came to the right person, just be careful what you wish for. The fact is, you've really got your work cut out for you and the only thing you can hope for now is that I'll have enough compassion to let you live and continue past Massacre. Whether that happens or not depends on how quickly you get offside with me in the days leading up to the event, so tread carefully. But while I have the opportunity, I will make one thing perfectly clear. You won't lose at Massacre because of a DQ on my part, no -- you'll lose for one reason only and that's because you'll be left with no choice. Defeat IS your only option Stu, and it'd be in your best interests to remember that. Because anyway you cut it, whether it's in the back or in the ring, you will come face to face with your Jagged Reality.

Scene:
The road to Massacre has begun, and everything from here on out will determine where you're placed at the hospital. Opening the show or main eventing it -- they're the two choices available. For Kopy Kat, there isn't a decision to be made. He's been looking to return to the main event since the disappointment of his debut Massacre may provide that opportunity, but not before the Sadistic One gets past several minor obstacles beforehand, starting with Stupac. The scene fades to black. ]|-

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