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Date Posted: 15:23:57 07/24/02 Wed
Author: Shadow
Author Host/IP: ip68-1-230-160.dl.dl.cox.net / 68.1.230.160
Subject: 2 down 2 to go

The scne fades in with Shadow sitting in a green recliner. He has some kind of paper in his hand. His head is down, while he reads. In the background, a lot of commotion can be heard coming from the back room.

Voice: Dammit, get over here you piece of shit. When I catch you I am going to fuck you up. Dammit...

Shadow looks up at the door.

Shadow: James...what in the bloody hell are you doing back there. Shit you sound like Pantera trying to get a man. What a naive little bitch she is.

James: The little bastard will not stand the fuck still. Ah, there you are you little bastard. Now come here.

The door finally opens and James Vagenheart walks out with a tiny little man on a leash. The man looks really pissed off as James kicks him in the back and makes him walk.

Look what I found bro. I will call him Chunky the magical little elf.

Chunky: Elf? What are you talking about? I am a midget you stupid son of a bitch. Elves make cookies up in tall trees. And Chunky? I am not even fat you blind piece of shit. Help me Burrito!!!

Vagenheart pushes the midget down.

Quiet Chunky or I will send you back to your tree with the other elves. And you little people will make me some damn good cookies. YOU HEAR ME!!! Damn good cookies. And also, you know better then to talk back to me. Do you want to go back to your cage?

You truly are sick. You know that? There's something wrong with you. But thats not my problem at the moment. My problem is with Jo Lallo. I saw your little promo Jo and to tell you the truth I laughed my ass off. It was about as bad as Pantera hanging out at children's shows. She has to be a child molestor.

Lets not forget that you watched the damn show.

James and Chunky begin laughing. Shadow picks up a book and throws it at James hitting him square in the forehead. Chunky laughs hysterically.

Not another word. Anyway, now Pantera is bitching about how I have no talent and Ghost Prancer does. Hey if you like the midcard Pantera be my guest but don't be bitter because you lost the match. I think a children's program is where you need to start hanging out more often. You once said that when I lose the match I will still have BPC to talk about. Well you were mistaken. I now have you to talk about. An ego should not be mistaken with talent.

Shadow stands up and walks around the room for a second.

And Jo? He wants to play his little games as well. So be it. He can play all the games he wants to play. However, the games are off when you walk down that ramp Jo. I think you are a pretty clever midget lover myself. Believe me, I am going to feel real bad when I have to kick your ass. But you know, where exactly is this tournament taking us. This tournament has meant nothing up to this point. Just something to watch up to the main event. Well Bob, I can tell you right now. You have your right hand men. Soon they will all be taken out and it will just be you and I Bob. You and I.

You know. I heard that Bob has plenty of practice jacking off all 4 of them and himself ar one time. That man is one talented son of a bitch.

Well, you know, it doesn't matter. I will not give up. I will win my next match and move on to the final round. By any means necessary!!!

Shadow walks over to Vagenheart and Chunky. He gazes at Vagenheart and then kicks Chunky to the ground. He walks off laughing as Vagenheart stands with a confused look on his face. Fade to black.



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