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Date Posted: 19:10:55 07/01/02 Mon
Author: Big Poppa Chump
Author Host/IP: spider-wm022.proxy.aol.com / 205.188.199.157
Subject: BPC's grand entrance!

*The scene opens in the parking garage. A cherry red Ferrari F50 pulls up. BPC is seen getting out of the car, at the exact same moment none other than Michael Cole wanders in. He sees BPC and runs up to him.*

Cole:
Holy crap!!! You're back?!?!

BPC:
No shit? I'm back??? Damn when was someone gonna tell me.

*BPC rolls his eyes.*

Cole:
Nice ride.

BPC:
Yeah I know. Remember Mostasteless? Well he owns a dealership. Great hookups.

Cole:
Unfortunately yes.

BPC:
Unfortunately?

COLE:
You know...him and my wife...

BPC:
Oh yeah, I forgot how he fucked your wife in that plane...hehe.

Cole:
Shutup!!! Damnit I've been going to a shrink for 5 months to try to get over this and you...

*BPC inturupts him.*

BPC:
Hey Cole..

Cole:
Yeah?

BPC:
Shut the fuck up.

*Cole just stares blankly at BPC.*

BPC:
What the hell do you want? I have shit to take care of.

Cole:
Well I didn't know you were here, I have nothing to ask.

BPC:
For once.

Cole:
What about you, do you have something you'd like to say?

BPC:
Not really.

Cole:
Not even to your first opponent, Letchu.

BPC:
Bless you.

Cole:
No thats your opponents name. Letchu.

BPC:
Achoo?

Cole:
No Letchu...L-E-T-C-H-U.

BPC:
Oh. I don't know.

Cole:
Well hes from Texas too.

BPC:
Thats great Cole...do I give a shit?

Cole:
Jeez...I was just telling.

BPC:
Damnit Cole...don't start crying. You're more of a bitch than Shadojoker.

Cole:
Hes not even in this fed!!

BPC:
I don't care..hes still a bitch.

Cole:
Well say something...I have to walk away from this with something.

BPC:
Fine. Letchu, I don't know you, I've never seen you, and frankly, I don't care. When you step in the ring against me, you'll see what the big time is really about. I didn't get recruited to the fed cuz I look good. I got here because I deserve it, and the office I'm one of the best there is. I've held multiple world titles, and countless numbers of others. I've formed one of the most lethal stables in the WORLD. I've been a part of one of the most destructive tag teams EVER. So when you decide to come into the big leagues and play, you better be prepared to be busted back down to the minors kid!

Cole:
Wow. That was good. What about Outlaw, he tried to end your career once.

BPC:
Tried is the keyword there, as you can see I'm back, and don't start singing that damn Eminem song..I know you. I'm out for blood out of everyone I face. Letchu, Jo Lallo, Outlaw, I don't give a fuck! I'm here for the gold. I'm here to win. I'm here to prove that I am one of the best in the business. And Outlaw, don't forget about me kid, Mos made you call him Daddy. Well guess what, I made Mos, I made you, and I WILL break you!!!

*BPC walks into the backstage area leaving Michael Cole speachless. He tries to say somethign into the camera but only stutters.*

COLE:
Da-dadada-dda-d-a-d-a-d-a-ddada-

*The camera feed fades out*


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