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Date Posted: 11:14:53 07/03/02 Wed
Author: Pantera
Author Host/IP: cache570.picknowl.com.au / 210.48.128.214
Subject: For all the Sean Sanders fans out there. Yeah, both of you.

The scene fades in on Pantera in the backstage area working out, presumably warming up for her first match in UWF. Her wrestling attire is something different than her regular street wear, but also somehow similar. Calf-high black boots match black kneepads, which also match the elbowpads and wrist tape she's wearing. A simple one-piece wrestling outfit covers her from shoulder to hips, but it's almost made of PVC than leather, and hugs her lithe form comfortably. Her hair is wrapped back in a tight ponytail, and she looks powerfully aggressive. She catches sight of the camera and runs towards it from the training ring, stopping only to hit a baseball slide and pop up only feet from the camera, which visibly backs up a bit.

Pantera: So, it's the most Sadistic Man alive or something, right? Here I was thinking it was George Dubbyah without a scriptwriter nearby. Go figure.

She smiles and starts pacing back and forth across the shot.

Pantera: Let's see now....I listened to what you had to say, and I decided to check your promo for your level of predictability. Clipboard, please.

The cameraman does indeed hand her a clipboard complete with marking pen and she starts working down through a list.

Pantera: Calls me an inbred. Check. Doesn't know I'm from Mexico and not Texas. Check. Doesn't know I'm a woman because he's never seen one within twenty feet before. Check. Says that women don't belong in the ring because it's a man's world, never mind the fact that someone like Lita or Wendi Richter would make him look like an amateur. Check. Uses the common denominator to look 'tough' and 'Hardcore'. Check. Rattles off his resume to look impressive and not actually admitting he has no skill in the ring other than to take bumps. Check. Says that he'll get rid of me first then concentrate on his 'real' opponent. Check and...(she yawns lightly)...check. That last one was for boring the hell out of your opponent, by the way. Fails to impress me because I've never heard of him before and Sean Sanders -still- makes me think he's a jobber. Check. Quotes another fed and thinks that's some sort of claim to fame even though that doesn't count for anything here. Check.

She flips through another half a dozen pages before handing the clipboard back.

Pantera: I could really go for hours on this. Really, I could. Sean, you want me to be impressed by you, but instead you come through like a mid-carder on a WCW houseshow. And that's pretty low. Or Scott Steiner on one of his more lucid nights. Anyways, I could care less if you're a Hardcore champion. This isn't about being a Hardcore champion, or did that last chairshot make you forget we're in a World Title tournament? Wait, what am I saying.

She holds up a chair and raps on it three times.

Pantera: Just watch this part, Sean. That should give you everything I've said when you use your secret Hardcore Legend decoder ring. Seeya in the ring.....

With a smile and a saunter, she waltzes out of shot while the screen fades to black.....

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