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Date Posted: 19:24:46 07/05/02 Fri
Author: Kopy Kat
Author Host/IP: spider-mtc-ta014.proxy.aol.com / 64.12.105.24
Subject: Kopy Kat debut


Scene:
We fade in to the outside of the First Union Center in Philadelphia Pennsylvania. A black Mustang pulls up. The lights turn off, followed by the engine. The door swings open and out steps Kopy Kat. He has on his black Adiddas pants with the white stripe down the sides. He is also wearing a black wife-beater. He pops the trunk and takes out his bag. He slams the trunk down and walks away. He puts his hand over his shoulder and locks the doors with his key chain. He walks into the building, searching for his dressing room. He is directed to a big room filled with local indy fed wrestlers.

Kopy Kat:
Loose one match and they treat you like shit.

Scene:
Kopy Kat throws down his bag and un zips it. He takes out something and puts it into his pocket. He reaches in and gets a tape. He starts walking, looking for the production crew. He finds the door. He goes to open it, but it is locked. He sits down on a bench and lays his legs out. They are practically touching the wall across from him. He reaches into his pocket and takes out his Game Boy Advance. He turns it on, and you can hear the Mario Bros. Music begin to play. As he is playing the locked door opens and out walks Big Poppa Chump. He comes out and sees Kopy Kat.

Big Poppa Chump:
Hey Kat I see you still have that damn game boy..

Scene:
Kopy Kat looks up and sees Big Poppa Chump. He turns off his game and stands up. He shakes hand with Big Poppa Chump.

Kopy Kat:
B-P-C How the fuck have you been.

Big Poppa Chump:
Not too bad. Hey how could you let stupac beat you?

Kopy Kat:
Way to rub it in. I was up late the night before, shooting a part in a movie actually. I have a clip right here, I am going to have the production guys run it on the air.

Big Poppa Chump:
Well I got to go.

Kopy Kat:
alright see ya.

Scene:
Kopy Kat hands the tape to the production crew and walks to the gorilla position and tells the guy to hit his music. Slow by professional murder music hits and Kopy Kat makes his way to the ring. A match is going on inside the ring. Kopy Kat pulls himself onto the apron and goes over the top rope. He punches one guy out. The other runs at him with a clothesline. Kopy Kat ducks then connects with a big boot. The ref calls for the bell as Kopy Kat picks up the mic..

Kopy Kat:
First things first UWF I’m Back and better than ever. Now I bet you are all wondering where I have been. Well I was shooting a Cameo in this movie set to come out in 2003. Its Called Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back…Again. And actually I think I have a clip. Roll it Guys.

Scene:
The Titantron kicks on and you can see Jay and silent Bob on it. Jay is wearing his Orange Quick Stop shirt on with a ski hat. Silent Bob has a backwards Mooby hat on with his long black overcoat.
The clip starts rolling.

Jay:
Okay lunchbox here is the deal. We have no money and no weed, or snacks. Right so what we are gonna do is go to a Pizza place on the board walk get their oregano shake that shit into a baggie and sell it.

Scene:
Silent Bob shakes his head.

Jay:
Shit we don’t have any baggies. Shit isn’t that circus in town, they have those wrestling matches where if you beat some fucker in pansy red booties then they give you money. Come on Silent Bob, were going to the circus.

Scene:
Fade to black

Fade up.

Jungle Love by Morris Day and the time plays as Jay and silent Bob make their way to the ring. Jay and Silent Bob are in the ring waiting for their opponent. They grow in patient and begin to freestyle on the mic.

Jay:
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Mother mother fuck, mother mother fuck fuck. Noitch Noitch Noitch. 1-2- 1234 noitch noitch. Shmoekin weed, Shomokin wiz doin coke drinkin beers. Drinkin beers beers beers. Rollin fatties smokin blunts. Who smoke the blunts? We smoke the blunts rollin blunts and smokin…

Scene:
Slow by professional murder music hits and out comes Kopy Kat. He gets into the ring in a hurry.

Kopy Kat:
Yo nice theme music. The time Fuckin suck.

Jay:
You never say an unkind word about the time. Me and silent Bob modele our whole life around Morris Day and Gerome. Im a smooth pimp who loves the pussy. And tubby here is my black man servant.

Kopy Kat:
All that shit your sayin sounds like crap from a bad movie.

Scene:
All three men look at the camera.

Jay:
Lunchbox get this dude.

Scene:
Silent Bob shakes his head no.

Jay:
Come on bitch you’re my muscle go get him

Scene:
As Jay rambles on Kopy Kat punches him in the stomach. Than grabs Silent Bob by the throat. He goes for a choke slam but Kopy Kat can’t pick him up.

Jay:
Finally you being a fat ass has come in handy.

Scene:Kopy Kat runs at Jay but Silent Bob trips him.

Jay:
Hey tons of fun Ill give you a boost onto the turn buckle.

Scene:
Jay tries to boost up silent Bob, but he is too heavy.

Jay:
You fat fuck.

Scene:
Kopy Kat kicks Silent Bob in the face and gets Jay in a choke hold.

Jay:
Come on man lay up on the hurtin shit all we want is some weed money.

Kopy Kat:
Weed? Why didn’t you say so.

Scene:
Kopy Kat lays downb for the pin.

Scene Fades to UWF Ring.

Kopy Kat:
Now This week I have a match for the Hardcore title. And I am going to show you all how hardcore a seven foot two man can be. Oh and Stupac, how about a little rematch? Next Massacre You and Me. If I win the hardcore title Ill even put that on the line, but only if you put something on the line, but we will discus that later. Right now I want my music played so I can get out of here.

Scene:
Slow by professional murder music plays as Kopy Kat leaves.

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