Matt: Welcome all my fans to The Real Show. One day I was sitting at home thinking about what I should do with my life because you all know I use to be a porn star.(Girls start screaming)Now since I ended my job as a porn star I did not know what to do. Finally the owner of UWF called me and said,"Hey Matt will you come down to the arena here and show us your good body." I was like no problem since the arena is right here in my home town. So I went down to the arena and right as I was getting ready to take off my shirt they are like your in, you can have a spot here in UWF. I was like alright no problem. Then right as I was getting ready to leave they are like your first match is against a superstar named "High". I started to laugh so hard because I thought of what happened once when I has to do a porn video while I was high. So then I told them no problem. Since then to now I was in the arena training so hard because I never wrestled in my life. The only part of my body I use to use was my penis and my tongue. So High when I step into the ring with you, you better be in one hundred percent shape because I am "The Real Deal" and I am going to kick your ass. As I get my hands on you within a blink of your eyes your going to feel the Soul Crusher and you will hear the ref's hand go one....two....three. Then after I am done with you your not going to be high anymore you will be down low.(Laughs)So be very aware of Matt "The Real Deal" Reid.