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{The UWF has slowed down a bit because of the July 4th weekend, but now that things are back and running smoothly with a couple of more Interviews by the Outlaw, Cortez, and Jo Lallo, the fans are excited about this coming Thursday Night Massacre. On that day, four more men will be advancing in the UWF Heavyweight Title Tournament. Also on that day four more men will have lost in the first round, and have to look on in dejected spirits at their bid to become first Heavyweight Champion is flushed down the drain. UWF fans also saw Keyser Soze, the man who will fight Damien Casanova, challenge Damien to a Steel Cage Match for their Tournament Match. Damien has been nowhere to be seen in the past couple of days, but soon fans shall see what the Evil Monster has to say about the added stipulation to their Match. If the Steel Cage Match is indeed set, fans may see a Match they will never, ever forget. Keyser and Damien would put their bodies on the line to gain the Heavyweight Championship, as these two men have grown an enormous amount of hatred for each other in the small amount of time in the UWF. This Thursday a Hardcore Champion shall be crowned, plus more great matches brought to you by the UWF. Fans are anxiously waiting the Damien Vs Keyser Match, to see which man will reign supreme, the Hungarian Eraser or the Personification of Evil.}

(As the UWF fans settle in for a House Show days before the second Thursday Night Massacre, many of the fans can only think about the four Tournament Matches on the 'Road to the Ultimate Goal.' Fans are especially interested in two Matches: Stupac Vs Outlaw, and Keyser Soze Vs Damien Casanova. The first Match pits an RWW legend Vs a man who was nothing in the UWF, and has come back with a vengeance. But the second Match pits another known Superstar, Keyser Soze, against this "Rookie" Phenom Damien Casanova. Before the UWF, no one had heard of Damien Casanova, but in the past couple of weeks of the UWF, everyone has come to know and hate the seven-foot tall Sadistic beast. And an interesting stipulation might be added to the Match between Keyser and Damien, if Damien shall accept the terms. A Steel Cage will be placed over the ring, and the only way to win, and advance in the Tournament, is to climb over the Cage. Fans are gathering into the Arena, and as they do, that infamous bell tolls once more. The lights begin to dim until darkness, as "Whom the Bell Tolls" by Metallica starts playing throughout the whole Arena. And, once again, a shower of boos start to fall on the Monster, who has not shown up yet. As the music is playing, the UWF Titan Tron is functioning, and shows clips of last week's Match, specifically where Damien Casanova gave Keyser Soze the Execution, and pinned him for a three-count. Then, somewhat of an odd clip appears, which shows a Steel Cage in the middle of a ring, with no one inside. Does that mean Damien Casanova accepts Keyser's terms about the Cage Match? People are about to find in a couple of minutes, as now Damien Casanova, dressed in all black, as usual, walks out from behind the curtain. Small chants of "Keyser" can be heard, but they are overridden by the massive amount of boos and derogatory comments toward the Personification of Evil. Damien just continues to walk down the aisle, steps up onto the apron, and steps over the Top Rope, and inside the ring. Damien orders for a microphone, and receives one, as the lights come back on a little bit, just enough to fully see the Evil Machine inside the ring. Damien takes a seat on top of the Turnbuckle, stares blankly into the three-quarters full Arena, and will now speak.)

Damien: Keyser, why do you reminisce on past events that you cannot change? Yeah, you may have hit me with the Eraser, but, if the referee was actually counting, do you think I would've stayed down? I saw no referee, so I took my time, caught what little breath I needed to catch, before continue to assault you and Outlaw. Keyser, your fate was sealed before the Match even took place. Your Execution was set once that Bell ring, as I stared at you with my cold, hard eyes from across the ring. What you should be worrying about is that you may have signed your Death Wish, pal, as maybe that grave will actually come into use. Why would you offer a Steel Cage Match to a man who can torture an opponent in so many ways? Why would you offer that kind of Match to a man who is unforgiving, dangerous, and Evil? It just does not make sense Keyser, unless you're looking for an early way out of the UWF. Because, I talked to the President of the UWF, and he responded by telling me that it was fine to make our Match a Steel Cage Match, if I agreed. Why wouldn't I agree? So I said yes, and now the stage is set, a Steel Cage Tournament Match for Thursday Night Massacre. The first Steel Cage Match in the history of the UWF, and for you, Keyser, it'll be your last. Because as I watched your Interview, my eyes were bulging with excitement as I heard you discuss a possible Steel Cage Match for Thursday Night Massacre. I will admit, Keyser, you've got some balls, you may be pretty damn stupid, but you've got some balls. Wasn't the pain I gave your last Thursday enough? Do you enjoy getting the life beat out of you? Make no mistake, when this Steel Cage Match goes down, so will your life and your Career. For two weeks in a row, Keyser, I've fought in a Match where you were an opponent. The UWF Staff must not like you too much to put you against this Monster for two Cards in a row. While I was away for those couple of days, Keyser, I was getting stronger, both mentally and physically. I was rekindling that Evil spirit inside of me which allowed Diablo and myself to get the victory over the two "veterans." Keyser, I think the UWF is looking for new blood to carry them for years to come. You may have proven yourself in other federations, but to me, YOU HAVE PROVED NOTHING! Yes, you did connect on me with The Eraser. But is Damien Casanova erased? I know you hoped so, but I'm here to stay in the UWF, and my first priority is that UWF Heavyweight Championship. But, coming in a very close second is beating the life out of you with the Steel Cage used as a weapon. This Evil One will not care how bloody you get, how lifeless you seem. I will not stop until I see you stop breathing. Then my task is done, as I shall climb out of the Cage, and advance on to the Second Round of the Tournament. Keyser, why do you still refer to yourself as the 'Immortal One?' Were you not pinned to the ground for a three-count? No matter what lingers in your mind, those are the facts. You should realize Keyser that EVIL IS IMMORTAL! There is no stopping myself, an Evil Monster who is intent of destroying every opponent I get my hands on. You can try and stop me Keyser, but I love to receive pain as well as give it. The more you try, the stronger I become, and then the fear settles in your little Hungarian eyes. Damien Casanova is the Personification of Evil; the epitome of what Evil is all about. Keyser, I don't know why you wanted a Steel Cage Match, but I thank you for it anyway. Now I can conjure up new and innovative ways to make you scream, cry, bleed, whatever. Then, Keyser, your Soul will belong to the Dark Side. Then, Keyser�wait, what the Hell?!?!

(Damien Casanova stops speaking, and tilts his head to look up, as the UWF fans do the same. There, above the ring, a Steel Cage is seen, and lowering as we speak. Damien just has another Evil grin on his face, as he still stays perched on the Turnbuckle; the fans of the UWF fans looking on. The Steel Cage is finally lowered over the ring, as Damien Casanova gets up, and shakes the Cage. The Steel Cage has no give, which is another plus in the Dark Mind of Damien Casanova. Damien knows there will be a War on Thursday, a Battle like no other here in the UWF. But it is a Battle of which Damien, and his Dark Forces will take victory. Damien once again plops himself back on the Turnbuckle, and will continue to speak.)

The Evil Monster: What a pleasant and unexpected prize. I wonder who could have done this. Now, Keyser, you get to see up close the Hell you have gotten yourself into. Because the Cage and Damien Casanova are similar in a couple of ways. First, the Cage and myself stand at a very intimidating height, myself at over seven feet tall, and this Cage, who knows the height, but it can be overwhelming for those who lack the intensity and aggression of being Evil. Secondly, the Cage and myself and both very unforgiving. You get thrown into this Steel Cage, Keyser, and it will NOT give, and you will be hurt in a short amount of time. And lastly, both this Steel Cage and myself are barricades. I, Damien Casanova, am standing in your way, Keyser, of advancing to the Second Round of the Tournament. I am your barricade to becoming truly great, a barricade you cannot and will not overcome. This Steel Cage will be a barricade as you lay lifeless in the ring, and I climb out of the Cage. You may get up, but it will do no good whatsoever, as you see your chances to become Heavyweight Champion flash before your very eyes. Keyser, in offering this Match you have sealed your fate, a very cruel, Evil fate I might add. Keyser, in Hungary, how do they mourn the dead? After I defeat you, the Cage will be risen, and in you go into the Body Bag. Remember my first Interview? The Grave is still there, Keyser, and ready for you to occupy it. In your Interview you claimed that we've got an ongoing Grudge, and that our Match should be the Main Event. For once, Keyser, I do agree with you on that, especially with the added stipulation in the Steel Cage. Fans shall see another classic Battle of Good Vs Evil. Keyser, as I've preached before, here in the UWF Evil will reign Supreme over all, as I proved last week. This week will be no different, as this time you won't have anything to complain about because there will be no interferences. It will be One-on-One, Keyser, you against me. When Thursday rolls around, and we're both inside the Steel Cage, and you look across the ring, you won't just see an ordinary man. No, you'll see a Monster with a purpose, and realize that there's nowhere to run, nowhere to hide. You have to face your fears, Keyser, no matter how Dark and deep they are. Keyser, don't feel intimidated and threatened by what I had to say. None of it is true, anyway, right? Damien Casanova is a fake, so please, underestimate me, and see what the results will be. Keyser, YOUR FATE IS IN MY HANDS, THE HANDS OF THE DARK SIDE! You will fall, and then Keyser�