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Date Posted: 13:29:11 07/09/02 Tue
Author: Kopy Kat
Author Host/IP: cache-mtc-ah04.proxy.aol.com / 64.12.96.169
Subject: Kopy kat speks about stupac, hardcore title match

Scene:
The scene opens up at the Atlantic City Boardwalk Hall in Atlantic City New Jersey. Just two days until the next Ultimate Wrestling Federation television event. The Jumbo Tron is showing the conference where Stupac has made his last appearance. As Stupac walks off the Tron switches to something else all together. Professional murder music hits and Kopy Kat walks down the aisle. The sell out crowd at the boardwalk hall is going nuts as the big man walks to the ring. He walks down and places his knee on the ring apron. He grabs the top rope and pulls himself up. He enters the ring over the top rope. He walks over to the turnbuckle and hops on the bottom rope. Cameras start to flash wildly for a second or two. Kopy Kat steps down and gets the Mic from the ring announcer. He walks to the middle of the ring and puts the mic to his mouth. The crowd is still going nuts. He pulls the mic away from his mouth and gives a look of disbelief. He brings the mic to his mouth one more time.

Kopy Kat:
Wow! It feels good to be back in my home state of New Jersey.

Crowd:
(Loud pop)

Kopy Kat:
I needed this. I needed this great felling because this Thursday, I have a have a date with destiny. This Thursday I have to face nine other men, nine cruel and sadistic men, in a cell full of weapons, and sharp metallic objects. This is going to be fun! Oh yes I have a lot of frustration to let out, ever since that bitch Stupac got a lucky win on me. Now we just heard from Stupac. And it is funny, he didn’t answer my challenge for a rematch for a week from Thursday. He didn’t even acknowledge the fact that I did challenge him. Funny, it seems the guy who is telling every one to face their fears, is too afraid to take my challenge. Oh even though he didn’t say anything about my challenge, he did say some other stuff. He said I was a pussy, That he got an easy win. And that he made me face my fears by wrestling him. Now it is true that most men would be afraid of you Stupac. I mean look at you. Standing six foot four. Two hundred and fifty pounds. Who wouldn’t be afraid of you? ME! Ooooh big tough guy, six foot four. Do you know how tall I am Stupac? Seven foot two. I practically have a whole foot on you. Do you know how much I weigh Stupac? Three hundred and seventy five pounds. That’s a hundred and seventy five pounds if you can’t do the match Stupac. There is no way I would ever be afraid of you. So Stupac, either you accept my challenge and we fight next Thursday or you keep ignoring me, then we fight this Thursday. But now onto more important things. As I said before Hardcore championship match this Thursday. I am in no way new to the hardcore ways. But its not Like I have that many challenges. I have RMC. Who the hell is RMC? And better yet what does that stand for? Really Mini Cock? Or is it Regularly Masturbates Cock. RMC, do me a favor, do that after the match. Next is Sean Sanders. Now how could I not quote on of my favorite movies. Now why haven't we heard from Sean? “What's the matter corneal sanders, chicken?” Granted it would make much more sense if he were a corneal but hey. Adam flash? Like the super hero? Ahh he was a gay super hero any way, all he could do is run. Big D. Big Dick. No don’t get your hopes up your don’t have one you are one. Ringmaster? So you are the master of the ring? Must be a web ring because your ass couldn’t do any harm to me. Hey didn’t some one else use your name a while ago. Oh please don’t Stun me in our match. Now here are my only competition, Diablo and Shadowjoker . These guys mean business. But there nothing a couple Kopyrights wouldn’t take care of. Who is Next? Oh the Hunter. Like the Crocodile Hunter? Well Crikey mate, how about afta the match we throw a couple shrimp on the barbe, drink some fosters and chase some wallabies. And last but not least, High. Now I have a question for yopu High. Does your name mean you fly high off the turnbuckle? Or like I smoked some bowles and I am high off my ass? Because I think we could really get along. Speaking of which, I think I am going to go to the back home and go get the weeds out of my garden. So if you would please hit my music.

Scene:
Slow by professional murder music hits and Kopy Kat leaves.

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