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Date Posted: 15:08:28 07/10/02 Wed
Author: BPC
Author Host/IP: spider-wl082.proxy.aol.com / 205.188.199.57
Subject: Locker room brawl...kinda

*The scene opens at a door in the UWF backstage area. The camera zooms in on the nameplate that says "Big Poppa Chump." There is a knock on the door and a couple of seconds later it opens. BPC is seen standing at the door.*

Michael Cole:
Hey there buddy!!!

BPC:
Buddy?

Cole:
Yeah, pal, friend, compadre.

BPC:
I swear if you say one more thing like that I'll tear your head off, piss down your neck and shove your skull up your ass!!

Cole:
Wow, what imagery.

BPC:
What the fuck do you want?

Cole:
I was wondering if you had a reply for Shadow?

BPC:
What? A reply for the whole "you fucked with my family now I'm gonna go stick a 11 inch didlo up my ass?"

Cole:
Ummm I guess I missed that part. Did he really say that? Cuz my wife has one she wants to sell.

BPC:
Damn your a dumb motherfucker.

Cole:
NO!

BPC:
Yes. Anyways on to business. Shadow...you can sit there all you want next to your brother VaginaCunt and pretend that you are actually confident in yourself. Hell maybe if you say you're gonna beat me enough times, even you might begin to believe it. But it won't ever change the fact that I am better than you and that I will destroy the pathetic lump of donkey shit that you call a career. Hence the reason I won't join your little group of Gothic freak rejects. "Ohhh look at me, I differentiate myself by dressing like everyone else that wants to be different." So creative, so original. You know what? You get a platinum star for that one. Then after you color your mickey mouse you can ride the "special bus" home.

Cole:
I rode that bus!!! Man those were the days.

BPC:
God Damnit Cole if you don't shut the fuck up right this instant I will rip your arms off and beat you with the bloody stumps.

Cole:
Ok sorry.

BPC:
Shadow, you have no fucking idea about my physical condition. Your little "club" dosen't deserve to have someone as good as me in it. Hell I'm surprised you let yourself in, God knows you just lowered the ability of the entire group. THe only thing you're able to join is a group orgy with your grandparents, and then you still have the least amount of stamina there. Hell you might as well bring them to the match. Anything to give you an advantage that you will so desprately need. I'm out for blood now. There will be no stopping me untill I permanently ruin your career, or life, whichever comes first. I've been around longer, beat better people, and held more titles than you ever will. Yeah you may have beaten me for the NHW world title, but that was a long time ago pal.

Cole:
Oh so you can use those words.

BPC:
GET THE FUCK OUT COLE!!!!!

*Cole runs to the door crying like a little bitch.*

BPC:
Shadow, (pointing towards Cole) that will be you come Massacre. Be ready, cuz I damn sure am!!

*BPC grabs the camera and throws it against the locker thus ending the live feed, and the interview.*

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