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Date Posted: 20:29:56 06/28/02 Fri
Author: Keyser Soze
Author Host/IP: AC904A8F.ipt.aol.com / 172.144.74.143
Subject: The Beginning of a New Era

(The scene opens as Keyser Soze steps out of a black Chevy Suburban. Keyser is clean-shaven and has his chain wrapped around his neck, Keyser has a smug look on his face. He slowly walks into the main entrance of the UWF office building. As he looks around, he notices that he is alone in the building. He walks into an empty office and sits down he props his feet onto the desk.)

(He picks up a piece of paper with the name, Jason "The Outlaw" Gray written on it. The expression on Keyser's face changes into a much darker, foreboding scowl. He raises his hands high into the air, and then slams them down on the desk. The top of the desk cracks, causing all of the documents to fall to the floor. Keyser sees something on the floor and bends down to pick it up. He then looks over at the camera and begins to speak.)

Keyser Soze: The ultimate thing has happened comrades. Two of the biggest names in wrestling have been teamed up to take part of the main event. Now comrades I can come out here and bore you to death like our opponents have done. Telling you what I plan to do and how I plan to do it. But that is not how I operate. I didn't earn the name the Immortal One for no reason. You see comrades I am the baddest man on the damn planet. You see Diablo and Damien Casva plant think they have a snow ball chance in hell in beating the Outlaw and myself.

(Keyser gets up slowly and walks over to the table top bar and pours himself a shot of vodka. Keyser looks at the camera and lifts the glass up, tips his head and tosses the drink down.)

Keyser Soze: You see comrades I don't care who they put in the ring with me as my opponent because the end result will be the same. The Immortal One will have his hand raised in the air for the victory and I will look down at the devastation that I have caused in and around the ring. Damien as I watched your little television spot I almost piss on myself from laughing so damn hard. You are trying to evil, you are trying to show the world that you have a black heart but you see comrade I don't have to show are how do you Americans say it here. Fake the funk, because you will see in due time big man that I am the wrong man to step into the ring with. You say that you are seven feet tall. I didn't think they pile horse poop that high. You claim to be influenced by the devil. Hell I kicked the devil ass and took control of hell,t he only reason I gave it back to the devil is because I got tired of hearing him whine and cry like a bitch.

(Keyser pours another glass of vodka and tosses it back quickly this time he flings the empty glass at the camera.)

Keyser Soze: Damien come this Thursday, the time of talk will come to an end. Then you and your partner Diablo will get to see first hand two men in action that could care less how big and tough you say you are. You see Outlaw and I have been well travelled and have been though many battles with and against each other. But that shouldn't mean a thing to you comrade. No comrade what should matter is this. And I want you to hear every damn word I am about to say.

(Keyser moves closer to the camera he puts his face directly into the lens and he has an intent look in his eyes.)

Keyser Soze: Damien you stand seven feet in height but I want you to picture this in the back of your small brain. You will hear the rush and the roar of the crowd you will remember the lights and the look of my face because that will be the last thing you see before the entire scene changes. You will remember seeing the UWF logo come rushing to meet your face and then all will go silent. Darkness will fall and then the you will see the light. Sounds will be muffled as your hearing comes back slowly you will see a blurry vision of the referee counting 1..2..3. The you will look up into the rafters and see me glaring down at you then I will spit on you nasty looking face. Not because I could and can but because I feel like disgracing you in front of these pathetic trailer park trash fans that you try so hard to impress. But Damien that is only the beginning because you will forever remember the name of the Immortal One, Keyser Soze.

(Keyser leaves the office and the scene goes black.)



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