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Date Posted: 15:47:00 11/11/00 Sat
Author: Cutter
Subject: The Limey

{Why is TV so damn dull on a Saturday afternoon? This is the question Cutter ponders as he lies in his hotel room aimlessly flipping through channels and eating pizza and drinking beer all while dressed in a black Punisher t-shirt and jean shorts all in all he looks comfy but bored. He glances up at the cameras while eating a large slice of ham, mushroom and sausage stuff crust pizza after chewing and taking a pull from his beer he starts to talk}



Cutter: Rayne every damn time one of your bloody promos comes on I think it’s an episode of Cops. Your little family is truly Jerry Springer material bloody hell man you hook up with a stripper and expect her to be faithful? You old chap are dumber than you look also if she is fooling around on you maybe it’s because you don’t quite measure up in the sack? Hell if you make love like you wrestle the reasons she looks elsewhere for her carnal enjoyments is painfully obvious.

{A smirk appears on Cutter’s face as he speaks}

Cutter: Glad to see you have some testicular fortitude old chap if you have ever studied old tapes of yours truly you’d know that I took barbed wire use and made it into a form of art but you and your brother still haven’t realized that Essex is gone! There are no bloody Kindred for the time being! Get it through your bloody thick skulls! Some people just never learn come Wednesday you will get a lesson in brutality from the best teacher of all…me. I will hurt you in ways that you never seen even in your nightmares the cruel unforgiving wire will slice your flesh and maybe just maybe if you survive the first fall you will feel the flames just like Nembrotious’s little buddy Alexander. Oh yes Rayne my dear boy I will not hesitate to try and not only beat you but end your pathetic excuse for a wrestling career.

{As Cutter speaks his eyes take on a glazed look and his face is almost a mask of rapture. He clutches his fists and begins to rock back and forth}



Cutter: Life is pain anyone who tells you otherwise is trying to sell you something. Rayne my whipping boy you will feel oh so alive all night and for a long time after that I truly hope Fury and his evil Pixie have kind hearts and will pay you disability I’d hate to see your child suffer for your idiocy. Yes Rayne I do have a heart and on occasion a conscience but not enough of one to go easy on your ass.

{Cutter’s eyes snap back into the real world and take on that crazed gleam we know all too well and soon he starts to rant}

Cutter: He beats his fists against the posts but still insists he sees the ghosts…heheh say it five times fast!! Yes Rayne at Insurrection will cause such a bloody ruckus that the gods will get up off their lazy asses and take notice. You suffering will be legendary even in hell!!

{Cutter throws his head back and lets out a laugh that would sound more at home in a mad house or some dark corner of the Abyss than a hotel room in the mid-west. Soon he regains enough control to speak}

Cutter: Are you bloody sure Rayne this is what you want? To be ripped to shreds by me? To be in the ring with a man that wouldn’t take the time to piss on you if you were on fire? Hell to be honest I would’ve been the one who torched you..feh..you silly sh*t if you weren’t so bloody daft I’d give you the option to back out but hell I’m not that nice.

{Cutter gets up and pulls some cloths from his bag and heads toward the bathroom. He peels off his shirt and the camera can make out a light network of scars on his back the burn he suffered at the hands of Nembrotious is still covered by a bandage. Slowly he turns to the camera and spreads his arms}



Cutter: You see Rayne I do not fear pain in fact it’s like an old friend always there when I need it and right now it’s needed it makes me feel alive. I beg you Rayne just show up this won’t be a wrestling match it’ll be a homicide show up. It’s time to raise some merry hell!!

{Cutter goes into the bathroom and soon we hear the shower come on as the scene fades out}

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