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Date Posted: 07:54:27 11/12/00 Sun
Author: Dark Tiger
Subject: Another Promo Critic!

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((( Dark Tiger feels childish and cheap engaging in a dissing contest, but he will. Sonny's just making Tiger madder and madder with his constant attacks on his fans.

The scene opens up once again in the movie thearter that was seen yesterday. Dark Tiger is sitting in the third row, alone this time, with a bucket of popcorn in his hand. He sees the camera, smiles, waves, and beckons it closer. It zooms in and gets a closer shot on Tiger. )))

Tiger: "Hello, ladies and gentlemen, to the second addition of P&O's 'Promo Crtic'. My subject is the same. A rather boring one, but he's the one I have a grudge against right now. Sonny Maivia DeVine. *Yawns* Man, even the name is boring. Anyway, he did another promo of course, and it's all to easy to make fun of. This guy really stinks at doing a promo. Roll some footage!"

Replay of Sonny: "I mean, Dark Tiger and his girlfriend, Jack Otis, sitting in a dark movie theater..hmmm...playing critics and tag team pocket pool no doubt. "

((( Tiger's face crunches up in disgust as he shakes his head. )))

Tiger: "That was a pretty childish dis, man. First off, Jack isn't my girl friend, she is."

((( Kristine comes down the aisle and sits down next to him. She smiles and kisses Tiger.He smiles back and then smiles at the camera. )))

Tiger: "And sitting in a dark movie theater? *Kristine and Tiger look around. The movie theater's lights are on at full blast, not dark at all. Kristine shrugs and rolls her eyes.* Are you blind or somethin'? You idiot! Roll some more footage, this promo is chalk full of idiottic stuff!"

Replay of Sonny: ". Battle of wits? You are right, you have to have a brain for that to work and you are the brainless one."

((( Tiger raises his eyebrows and looks at Kristine. They both shrug their shoulders at each other and look back at the camera. )))

Kristine: "Er.. Tiger honey.. Did you say anything about a battle of wits?"

Tiger: "No.. I didn't say anything about that... I think Sonny needs to get back on his medication, 'cause he's hearin' things!"

Replay of Sonny: ". How do I know about you and Kristine and Jack...hahahahahahaha! Wouldn't you like to know."

Tiger: "*Sigh* Look, man. I already know you were spying on me while I was undressing yesterday and that's how you found out about Jack and Kristine. Anyway, roll some more footage"

Replay of Sonny: "You see for ever boo I'm gonna leave a bruise on you. For every bad gesture, I'm gonna leave your rag messed up. I'm gonna toss you with these muscles and let you tastes these knuckles."

Tiger: "Who the heck do you think you are?! Your shrimp self couldn't mkae a mark on me! You do realize that I'm 6'10 and 375 lbs., don't you? With your lack of wrestling skills, size matters a whole lot."

Replay of Sonny: ". I will become the man to replace Chris Damm as the Gladiator champion."

((( Tiger and Kristine try to surpress laughter, but can't. They burst out in laughter and Tiger drops his popcorn. Tiger finally stops laughing enough to speak. )))

Tiger: "This has got to be one of my favorites, Sonny m' boy! That's rediculous! YOU defeat CHRIS DAMM? HA! That's rediculous! That'd be like the match between Nembrotious and Julius Stryker are goin' to have on Wednesday! Chris Damm would crush you, besides, he isn't even Gladiator Champion any more! You'll never become Gladiator Champ! Not in a million years! I'll make sure you don't, too!"

Replay of Sonny: ". So Dark Tiger, I know that you desperately want to be taken as a serious contender here in the GWA."

Tiger: "I already am taken as a serious contender in the GWA, Sonny. 'Cause everyone knows that I can beat more than half the roster here in the GWA. Unlike you, who gets attention by cheating."

Replay of Sonny: ". You are going to find out wny I ams the Superstar of the year 2000."

Tiger: "Hmmm.... I think he was trying to 'why', but I'm not sure. It seems Sonny, here, still hasn't gotten the hang of the English language."

Replay of Sonny: "But the only thing you will be doing at Insurrection, is losing and liking it...Dying and crying while I move on to bigger and better things and they don't include you...punk face."

Tiger: "Hahaha! Oh boy! The only bigger better thing you'll be moving up on is whatever obese girl friend you get next! And what's with this 'punk fac'? Hmm? Is that a name you used to call people in preschool?"

Replay of Sonny: "Well, well, well another Dark Tiger fan. Once again the Dark Tiger has forced me to sacrifice another of his little fans"

Tiger: "About these fans, Sonny. I'm starting to doubt whether these are really fans and not some people you just payed to take hits with the hammer. 'Cause a real Dark Tiger fan could kick your hide, no problem- but then again, anyone could.

Sonny, the year 2000 ends January first, but Superstar 2000 will end on Wednesday. Later..."

((( The scene fades to black. )))

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"I am what I am- and a whole lot more!" ---Dark Tiger



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