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Date Posted: 22:38:09 11/13/00 Mon
Author: Johnny Viscous w/ 69
Subject: Tag-Titles on line Wednesday and no word from Skylar or Rellan.. Typical Champions here in the GWA! (Skylar Thomas, Rellan Shard, Jimmy and the Freaks of Nature. Anyone else who cares)

*** The scene opens up as you see a huge green feild pan across the way.. The camera stops panning and zooms in as you see the Hollywood sign come into the picture.. It gets closer and closer and you can see a man sitting on the "H" of the word... As the camera gets to his face you can see it is Johnny Viscous.. Johnny throws a rock down at the camera as he has seen it has spotted him up there.. The screen slowly fades to black....

Two hours later the same picture comes up and it is closer... All of a sudden Johnny Viscous walks onto the screen.. He looks straight into the camera and freezes.. He touches the camera as like he has never seen one before.. He touches the screen, as to caress it.. He blinks and knocks on the window.. ***

Viscous - Hello?!? Who is there?? HELLLLLLLOOOOO!!! What is this thing? I have never seen a contraption like this before.. What is in there??

Cameraman - OH shut up, Johnny!! You know exactly what that is you moron.. It's a god damn camera and you know that..

Viscous - Oh!! Gotcha anyways what do you want? Yes, I know it is interview time but why now? 69 is on her way and well me and her have a strategy to think of because I am still without a partner and I have a TAG-TEAM match Wednesday!

*** 69 walks on the screen and puts her arm around Johnny... She kisses him on the cheek and winks at him.. She walks over to the side of the screen and sits down on a lawn chair... ***

Viscous - SEE!! What did I tell you.. I told you she was on her way here.. Anyways.. Hey girl, whats up??

69 - Nuttin really.. Just got here.. You know how it is!!!

Cameraman - Is there something going on between you two that we should know about? I mean what is your relationship.. Girlfriend/Boyfriend? What! THE PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW!!!!

Viscous - We are just friends.. Nothing more than friends.. Right honey!!

69 - Oh yeah you got it baby!!

Cameraman - Do you think we are stupid?? Honey? Baby? There has to be something there.. FRIENDS, just do not say those types of words to eachother.. Are you sure you are just friends and not like lovers or something?

Viscous - Nope, just friends.. Very good friends!! Anyways what do you want to talk about today... Mr...... Camera......man!!

Cameraman - What I really want to know is what the hell is going on with you and 69!! I know there is something there!!! But WHATEVER!! So Skylar Thomas and Rellan Shard are yet to be heard from.. What do you think about that?

Viscous - Oh nothing really.. Skylar is the type of guy to come out at the last minute and put out a usually sh*tty interview... His interviews are sooooo boring.. Ain't that right sexy mama!!

Cameraman - SEXY MAMA??

69 - Yes they are... Big Daddy!!

Cameraman - BIG DADDY!! WHAT THE HELL!!

Viscous - Yo, man chill out!! We are just playing around.. Me and 69 have known eachother for a long time and we have grown close.. But we are just friends!! Just Friends..

Back to Thomas and Shard... I have no idea about you guys.. I have never really watched you guys because I have seriously thought both of you suck a$$.. I can seriously say that I have NEVER seen one of your matches.. I have never had the wanting to sit down and physically watch or listen to any of your matches or interviews.. They are just so incredibly boring and uninteresting that I would probably fall asleep before getting laid and well that would just upset the women wouldn't it!! How can you seriously have sex while you are asleep?

69 - I have no idea.. Good question though!! I will have to think about that for a while because well you know I have soooooo many other things on my mind right now... Right Johnny!!

*** 69 puts her finger in her mouth and looks at Johnny with a sexy look upon her face.. She smirks and looks away.. ***

Viscous - Thats what I thought.. Anyways.. Thomas, Shard.. The Tag-Team Champions.. Who cares? You guys have shown me no reason to worry or even be scared even if it is two on one!! I still have not found a partner but does it really actually matter if I go into the ring two on one, three on one or even one on one.. I will still become the Legion Tag-Team Champion all by my god damn self!! That would be great!! Three belts for one guy!! God, I would be admired and I would be considered an all-time great athlete here in the great federation of gladiators.

69 - Yeah right.. Johnny, you know you will become the champion! I have faith in you.. NO, not Melissa Faith.. Faith as in you can do it man!! Yeah!! Go get 'em!!!

*** She punches him on the arm in a friendly type of way.. She smirks at Johnny once again as Johnny looks at 69 weirdly... ***

Viscous - Um..... I know.. I am not even afraid anymore!! I was afraid to like break a nail or something but no not anymore.. There is no reason to be afraid of a couple of panzy a$$ queer boys.... I really do not care if Skylar waits until the last minute to put out an interview because hopefully everyone will realize that it will always suck!!! It is utterly ridiculous that this guy has a title when he can not even get it hard for a women.. Everyone at home knows that him and Rellan are fagots.. Everyone knows what they do behind closed doors.. It really actually doesn't matter what they do but if either one of them tries to start hitting on me, there is going to be more hell to pay then there already is... So if they can keep there hormones on a low key for about a thirty seconds so I can defeat them and make them look horrible, then they can go back to the back and have make-up sex.. Because everyone knows MAKE up SEX IS THE BEST!! Right 69!! After you have had a HUGE fight with your mate, you go into the room strip naked and just bang the hell out of eachother.. Its great!! I used to love having that with all of my women!!

HAHAH!! God, I crack myself up!! Thomas, Shard, I hope you bring everything that you have because it still will not be enough!! You will not be able to compete with me.. You will not be able to run with me!! Yes, just me.. Because as I said, I have no partner... I really do not know what the hell I was doing getting myself into a tag-team match without a fricken partner BUT ITS OK!! I have never backed down from a challenge and well this is a HUGE challenge and well, I will not back down because that is just not who I am.. I am Too Hott For Television.. I always will be.. Hey where is Bryan Walker.. Maybe he will be my partner for a one night thing? Or what about that prick That Guy Dave.. Where the hell has he been?? I have not seen or heard from him because basically he stopped calling and paging me, so I figured he had better things to do like rub his testicles all over some other guys face..

69 - Why do you say that?? That Guy Dave was your buddy..

Viscous - KEY WORD equals WAS!! He left me out in the cold and has not called or even left me any clues to as where he went.. But OH WELL!! Who really gives a rats ass about him anyways.. He sucked!!! He was a horrible athlete with no wrestling ability in his body!! I am actually glad he is gone because he was cramping my style!!

Anyways, Thomas, Shard... I can not wait until Insurrection.. IT is going to be GREAT becoming a double champion here in the Gladiator-Wrestling Association.. Something that not many people can do.. Three belts all to myself.. God, I may have to have you carry some of my gold 69... The minutes are counting down until all the interviews are due and um well, I have not heard a single word from you two! It's really o.k. though.. Just makes it easier for me!!

Cameraman - What about Jimmy Jackson? What do you think he will have to do with your match.. YOu know he will get involved, since every match you have had he has been involved will not leave you alone!!

Viscous - Yeah basically.. But it is really alright.. IF he does get involved it will be three on one and oh well I have been in worse predicuments before.. Plus, Thomas and Shard are really not athletes.. They are hill-billies from wherever who can not wrestle and who can not keep a crowd happy for anything... I have heard about there matches and people would rather watch re-runs of The Partridge Family then ever watch one of there matches or interviews.. But back to Jackson.. Jackson is complete crap.. He can not do anything besides interfer in my matches and become the referee to screw me over.. But if he does this time I guess I will just have to do to him what I did to Joey.. Man, I miss that little piss ant.. But Jimmy this is a message, for you and whoever you have behind you.. You and your goons!! Your cracker-head group of freaks who can not wrestle or catch breaks in the wrestling business because they basically suck!! Yes that is right you guys can NEVER get rid of me.. You tried to get rid of me before and it did not work.. I will have 69 in my corner and if ANYONE tries to get involved she will make sure they don't.. She will make sure that they stay out of the ring to give me the best chance that I can get.. Ain't that right!?

69 - ABSOLUTELY!! Vincent Jones, Mystery Man, Melissa Faith, Nicole Lee.. Anyone of you come to the ring TRUST ME! I will do anything in my power to get rid of you!! Yes, it is just me but I DONT CARE!! I will.............

Viscous - WHOA KILLER!! Settle your a$$ down... You will do just fine... I know you will!! Well if that is it.. We will be stopping this interview right now!! I am going to go get a beer and hopefully call up one of my hoes and get a blow job or something.. I mean, sh*t.. Johnny, has not gotten head for a while so he is kinda horney and ready for a great time.. 69 what about it?? You coming?

*** 69 looks at Johnny with a devilish look in her eye.. She walks over to Johnny and puts her arm around him as the screen fades to black... ***

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