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( Many interesting things happened last night on the erie Halloween, the first of the new millenium. The scariest being Stacy Lynn Jordan talk with one of her friends about how the proclaimed leader of the Canadian Iconoholics,"The Yugoslavian Icon" Chris Carpenter, has no chance in hell of defeating her this Saturday on Pinnacle. Carpenter will most likley take that as harsh as it sounds, but is that a good move by Jordan? Is it a good move enraging the allready enraged lunatic?.. If you ask me, I would have to answer.. HELL NO!.. I think that the little wench is moronic by trying to piss off the Olympic Champion. Yeah, sure, she may be the Maximus Champion. But what type of wrestling is hardcore wrestling anyways?.. It's not even wrestling to tell you the truth, it's like a beer brawl. Unorganized fighting! Which is why the Maximus title is nothing to be proud of. Unlike the Olympic title which has been held by GWA greats such as the current Co-President Steven Fury, himself!.. Stacy Lynn Jordan claimed that she wanted the match on Pinnacle to be for the Maximus title, in a hardcore match.. Will Carpenter like that little challenge?.. Or will he just toss it aside as if it was a little child asking him for a quarter.. The only way you can find out the answer to this question is to watch on.. But if you want to know the answer to an extremly important question, you will have to tune into Saturday Pinnacle at 8 eastern 7 central.. Where the question as to whom will win in the great match-up between Chris Carpenter and Stacy Lynn Jordan, will be answered..)

{ The camera opens to a shot of beautiful trees with their leaves changing color from a distant as the sun is setting, looking ever so elegent. The trees sway this way and that as a gentel breeze drifts on. The place looks deserted with no cars or sign of humanity around, including roads, cars, and people themselves. The camera spans around as the sound of birds chirping is heard and rolling smoke is seen as the camera zooms in where the smoke is coming from showing a large bon-fire type thing going. Sitting beside the camera sits two men in folding lawn chairs. The one sitting closest to the camera in a red chair is none other then "The Canadian Icon" Chris Carpenter. He is wearing a pair of loose Tommy Hilfiger Carpenter type blue jeans, a black t-shirt which reads "Spear Brittney", a pair of tan colored Wolverine brand boots, and an orange hunting stocking cap so that you stick out and do not get shot. Sitting on Carpenter's lap is a green notebook which has writing every which way, and sitting on top of the notebook is a regular old blue Pilot pen. Sitting beside Carpenter in a blue lawn chair is his good buddy the numscal we all love to hate, Scotty Williams. Williams is wearing a pair of semi-loose black jeans, a white New York Yankees 2000 World Series Championship t-shirt, a gold chain around his neck, and a pair of very old black boots. Scotty sits with his hands inside of his jean pockets shivering a bit from the twee bit nippley weather out. Carpenter places his hands out closer to the fire then rubs them together as he lets out a breath and it can be seen a bit visibly as if it were fog or even smoke. The fire burns on crackling on the twigs and odds and ends in which Scotty and Carpenter placed in the fire. }

Canadian Icon: Well, it was either stay there and have to put up with Ricky and John or come here and have some peace and quiet.. The only better option would of been getting your goofy a** away from me..

Canadian Icon:{ Chuckles } I thought it was piss your pants and sprawl out on the floor hilarious.... I guess you just dont have a very good sense of humor..

Canadian Icon: Yeah, your middle name is funny!.. Nothing funnier then the name PeeWee!

{ Carpenter laughs a bit as Scotty looks over him shaking his head.. Carpenter catches his breath from laughing hard then places his hands closer to the fire because he is getting colder as it comes closer and closer to nightfall. }

Scotty Williams: Hey, did you happen to hear that Stacy Lynn Jordan wants your guys' match to be a no disqualification match for the Maximus Championship?

Canadian Icon:{ Shakes his head back and forth once very slowly staring at Scotty. } No, I dont believe that you informed me of that.. Next time it takes you that long to inform me, I am going to have to cut your nuts off and shove them back up your a**..

Scotty Williams:{ Makes a disgusted look on his face } No thanks, I think I'll pass on that..

Canadian Icon:{Gazing at the fire } So Jordan wants a Maximus title match, eh.. I dont know, this sounds awfully suspicious..

Scotty Williams: What do you mean, it sounds suspicious?! { Raises his eyebrows using hand motions as he speaks }... It's a f*cking title shot!!!!

{ Carpenter shrugs his shoulders, acting as if it means of no signifigance to him. Scotty shakes his head not believing one bit that Carpenter does'nt care about winning another belt besides the belt that he allready has and won at Paradise Lost against Johnny Vicious. The Olympic Championship!... Carpenter smiles at the thought of his Olympic gold then sticks his hands back in his front pant pockets looking over at Scotty..}

Canadian Icon:Scotty, I could give a rats a** less if this match was for a title.. A title would make this match not a bit bigger then what it is allready set up to be.. This match is for the bitter fued that I have going with the little connection that Shard, Thomas, and Jordan have all made.. Beating Jordan will start the Y3k plan off with a bang by taking out the second biggest "eye sh*tter" on planet earth today.. I am not going to try to risk taking out Stacy Lynn Jordan by making this match hardcore.. I mean, in a hardcore match anyone can run out and just screw me over instantly by hitting me from behind.. Or someone could come out and try to help me defeat Stacy.. But I dont want NEITHER of those to happen, because I want to beat Stacy Lynn Jordan in the center of the ring on Pinnacle with the refferee counting to three cleanly.. Because, if I cheat she will rant and rave about it and vise versa.. It's only for the good of the Y3k plan.. Jordan just wants it Hardcore so that she can have Skylar and Rellan run out and attempt to help her win.. Because the dumb b*tch knows that she does'nt stand a chance in the ring with me one on one.. She stands a shadow of a chance if it's three on one.. But still not much of a chance, because I am simply that damn good..There is no other way to put it then that..

{ Scotty Williams nods his head a few times up and down acknowledging the words that Carpenter had just spoken of. Scotty takes his hands out of his pockets and places them to his mouth and blows his hot breath into his hands then puts his two hands together and rubs them. He proceeds to place them back in his front pant pockets as Carpenter lets out a deep sigh as he starts to shiver..}

Scotty Williams:{ Slightly nods } I know.. We should have brought blankets and pillows..

Canadian Icon: What are you, some kind of pussy?.. You dont use pillows or blankeys on old fashion camping trips in the wilderness.. You just dont..

Canadian Icon:You just dont, it's that simple.. You just dont.. No more questions asked.. You just dont..

{ Scotty shakes his head, wondering why Carpenter is so ignorant sometimes. He smiles thinking of possible reasons why. The sky is grey as in about fifteen minutes it will be pitch black, and the moon can be seen just a sliver coming out from behind the dense clouds up in the sky. The sound of an Owl making his clever little hooting noise is heard in the distance and the chirping of cricketts increases second my second. }

Scotty Williams: I sure could go for some marshmellows about now.. What's a campfire without mashmellows or hotdogs?

{ Scotty shakes his head in remark to Carpenter's smart remark. He sighs from putting up with Carpenter's sh*t for so long. He looks up at the sky and notices that the moon is out and looks back down at Carpenter. }

Scotty Williams:Arent Wolves going to come and try to kill us when we are sleeping?

Canadian Icon: Wolves?.. In Canada?.. Not that I know of.. Those damn things are only in deserted places like Wyoming and Colorado.... Bears on the other hand..

{ Scotty Williams' eyes shoot wide open apon hearing the word "Bears".. He stares at Carpenter in shock then quickly stands up, pulling his hands from his pockets looking around with his jaw dropped nearly to the ground... He looks back at Carpenter looking very frightened..}

Canadian Icon:Ummm, yeah.. Bears.. Canada is home to the most Bears out of any country in the world..

{ Scotty sits down slowly looking all around him to make sure that any Bears arent stalking him. He turns back to Carpenter trembling from the thought of the mammoth animals and is allready shaking from the twee bit cold weather outside.}

Canadian Icon: Why do you hate the lazy bastards?.. They have never done anything to you, have they?

Canadian Icon: You damn best be.. We have a big day ahead of us tommarow, we need to get some rest..

{ Scotty stops trembling as he looks over at Carpenter, who lies back and closes his eyes cudeled up in a little ball to keep his own body heat circulating on him. Scotty starts trembling again as he realizes that he is alone in the world of conciousness at the time. }

{ With that Scotty Williams scutches up closer to the fire. He shakes looking around for Bears as Carpenter fades off to a dream land as Scotty has to put up with his loud and rather annoying snooring. }

{ The dream sequence opens up as Chris Carpenter is seen standing in just a plain back background and not even walls or ground can be seen. He is just standing there wearing a pair of baggy Tommy Hilfiger brand blue jeans, a black Legends t-shirt, a pair of tan Wolverine boots, and with the Gladiator Wrestling Association Olympic Championship belt placed over his left shoulder firmly. Carpenter looks around a bit for something and notices complete blackness and is very starteled as he looks down to see no floor nor ground whatsoever. He places his hand over his eyes and looks behind him. }

{ Carpenter's single word echos about seven times off in the distance. He looks around then itches his hair on his chin, very dumbfounded. He then proceeds to look down at his Olympic Championship, which draws a large smile apon his face that had a very puzzled look before he did.